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"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much you play, you’ll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once, they’re fucking relentless." |
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it need the hedberg delivery though.. |
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I almost started a thread about him a while ago. I love his drug induced charming shyness! I love the one about making fish late for something. |
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"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer." some of it is ok, others not so |
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"A kitten bats around a ball of yarn but what he’s really saying is, “You know I can’t knit, motherfucker.” That is one foul mouthed kitten." I have heard most of these, but I hadn't heard this one. I think you know that it is quite funny. |
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i never went to college, but if i did, i'd take all my exams in a restaurant because the customer is always right. |
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" I got lonely once and wanted a friend so I thought I'd get myself a pet. I was low on money so I thought I'd get myself many pets. so I got this ant farm. a couple of weeks went by and, Ants aint farm shit. so I said " Hey ants?! why you aint farmin nothin? why dont you grow some celery or something.... and further more if I pull off all your legs you look like funny little snowmen... " " I later bought myself a parrot... It died a few weeks later.. It didnt tell me it was hungry......" |
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