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....And welcome, putt-fans, to the 2006 winter Xltronic VG tournament. At stake for these golfers is a chance of an all-expenses trip to Sweden for dinner-date with Lord Phobiazero... ...You join us at the tee of the first hole, a cheeky little number, 400 yards from tee to hole; the golfers need to be careful of the sand-traps which litter the right-side of the first fairway, before a gentle chip-shot over a bucolic little streamlet, which should land them onto the second fairway and a fairly easy drive to the green. Marlowe steps up, swings a few minor practice swings... concentration is etched onto this young man's face. He's dressed in a lovely little plaid sweater and spats; he's bringing his swinging arm back, lining up his shot, and there he goes: BHAM! He's hooked it crazily because he can't play golf and hates it, and it's gone flying into the rough about 30 yards up and left of the tee. He won't be happy with that shot, I can tell you. |
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Can I be the lag caddie? |
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*drunken mastah wins* |
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When you see the Lord tell him I can't make this months payment, my crop died. |
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yann_g wins Do you remember? Haha |
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...Next up the tee is goDel, runner-up of last years Nationals. He has not yet arrived, probably still deciding which club he's going to use. That man is obsessed! In the meantime lets focus on what happens there in the distance. It appears some nutcase has decided to use his golf-cart as a hummmer, racing from bunker to bunker. Officials have arrived, but seem to have problems with stopping that maniac. Hmmm, he looks like it could be a good racer. The ease with which he outruns them. ...Hey! Wait! That nutcase is goDel! And right next to him is the boss's daughter. A real looker if I might add. Boy, he's in for some deep shit. What a pitty. and what the butt *disqualified for life* |
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