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I can NOT stand it when I'm sitting down on the floor, or in a bean bag reading or gaming, then I stand up and un be-knownst to me, my entire leg has fallen asleep. If it's not happening to you RIGHT THIS INSTANT, it's kind of hard to imagine. At first it's tingly, but then that weird rubbery feeling hits and it's so incredibly annoying to move around! I find it kind of funny, but it's the worst feeling I think. |
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My bicycle is built in a way that does, that if i use it for a long time, my dick can fall asleep. THAT is annoying! |
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HAHAHA! :D |
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I think the worst feeling is when you realise you've just had sex with someone you shouldn't have. Or having drunk about 20 pints of lager the night before. ORRRR, both. |
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Does that count as [PHYSICAL] or would it be [EMOTIONAL]? |
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Both. |
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Like say, a dead pig? |
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Ew,...! |
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you need this |
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:O What is it? |
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I nearly fell out of my chair. It looks like an apparatus for restraining your cock while you ride a bike. |
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Fuck! Ofcourse. I thought it had something to do with the dead pig reply. |
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your unknowledge makes me wonder about how do your bike's seat look like |
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Hey! I can open the sun roof on my car, and because I am so tall, I can stick my head out while I drive on the road and still have control. It hurts to breathe but it makes me look like Dino! |
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It looks pretty normal to me, but it's an old crappy bike. I'm not sure how it works, but my dick is the victim of all this. |
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incredible! you should wear shock pink |
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I wear a head band, and soe racing googles when I do this. |
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when one of the little tubes in your lungs has 'folded' or collapsed or whatever the fuck it is it can do, and every time you take a breath it feels like someone sticks a needle in your chest. Being unable to take full breaths is one of the most uncomfortable feelings ever. i call it a lung-attack. |
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I can't stand it when I've fallen asleep on my arm and when I wake up its this massive dead weight with no sense of feeling. I always know that it will go back to normal but it still scares me, sometimes it can take up to an entire minute to get back to normal. |
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Tell me more about this, I think I get this all the time. Does it happen when you breathe in only? I find that really firm pressure to the check where the pain is can help. Does anyone else know more about this? Bobbins x |
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I hate it when people accidentally step on my penis. |
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"My bicycle is built in a way that does, that if i use it for a long time, my dick can fall asleep. THAT is annoying!" also known as "the reversed stranger", when having a wank afterwards. |
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Hahahah! |
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yes it only happens when breathing in. a really painful but most usually succesful way of getting rid of it is inhaling to the point where you feel the pain, hold breath, and move your torso swiftly in either direction. This will either loosen your little lung tube, or rip it apart. Not sure what happens but it has to be done when it doesnt go away by itself. |
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yeah you obviously weren't joking when you posted about never having been drunk before.. jesus, bemoaning a leg that's gone to sleep. wow. |
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yeah i know what its like. sometimes it happens to my whole body, if i have been sitting still, on my leg for ages etc. when i get up, everything goes numb, my eyes cloud over and i go really dizzy and fall over. quite fun actually |
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It's laughable. |
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i think the worst physical feeling i had was when i had braces the first couple of days... (or even weeks...). it felt not only "uncomfortable" but really painful. i hated them. but a weird bad feeling i sometimes have involves some quite vivid pain in both a part of my stomach and my genitals (and sometimes, incomprehensibly enough, a part of my jaw); i usually have to lay down when it happens, and even when i am laid down, i keep turning and changing positions to try to relieve the pain. it doesn't actually relieve the pain, but i just can't lay still when it hurts like that. i have no idea what might cause it, it just happens from time to time (it's been a while since it happened to me now that i think of it). |
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maybe you undies are too tight, no kidding, or you balls got squashed earlier, because that feeling can linger my two cents |
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worse that getting hit on the balls? i cannot believe that. |
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my lungs hurt when i smoke. |
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I usually quite like that sensation. It's like being fucked up and unable to walk properly, yet retaining complete sobriety of your brain at the same time. Only time I've not liked it was when I was riding for about 7 hours and my leg fell asleep. I put a foot down at a traffic light and nearly fell into the car next to me as my leg couldn't take the weight. |
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It happens to my face sometimes... |
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dislocation / having a joint pushed back into place. excruciating. |
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i would imagine its having a hunting knife forced behind your kneecap |
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yarr i hope to avoid that one :s |
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my worst pain was a dartboard dart being thrown into the top of my skull and tearing a bit of my brain. that still hurts and these days im not right. |
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restless legs is worse and i have severe ones |
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A guy i know had one of those darts thrown into his eye!!! |
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you both, are the pains always on the left side of your chest? like, where your heart is? i get those too, quite often, or at least something similar... only i think its my heart, not my lungs. a hard, sharp chest pain when you inhale. |
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that happened to me, after slipping on ice some years ago. not fun at all. : ( fortunately enough, i was with some people, and the joint kind of put itself back into place as they helped me up... but the dislocation itself was painful. |
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i thought i had some sort of ballcancer, but it's the bike ! :O thanks. I actually hate the fact that when you stand up too quickly from sitting or kneeling or whatever, so that you'll end up dizzy and light in the head and seeing loads of stars... I have that really often |
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it sounds like heartburn, which is from indigestion |
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heart burn is more like a burning sensation all the way up to your throat than it is a stinging pain 'round the heart. However, I'm guessing this has something to do with digestion and more specifically gases anyway. I've had those pains around the heart area too, but it's because my stomach is weak. I also think I have that thing with breathing, but to me it doesn't hurt as much, it's just that I feel like my lungs have reduced capacity and breathing in is a bit troublesome and it just makes me feel very uncomfortable. |
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yea i have it too sometimes i vaguely remember it is those vains around the heart being congestid (for lack of a better term i know), and while that also causes a heart attack, it's not the same thing, but like you should maybe watch out maybe (i have like zero cholesterol though, and really good shape, though i sometimes smoke too much) |
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