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storie time on teh xlt tronic starryng w M w & guests
brought to you by the letter 'piano' and the
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-26 20:51 [#02008451]
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number 'capital eich' One time, upon a time, I was having sexual relations with a hotdog, when all of a sudden an implosion in the peanutbutter universe cause a peanutbutter explosion in ours right in front of me. I was all holycrapwtf and was like all covered with peanut butter from the explosion (remember there was like an explosion of peanut butter, read a few sentences back if you forgot) But anyway, the exploded dimensional gate then started to shrink back into equilibrium, but it accidently caught around my sneaker and I was all holycrapwtf but now that the portal was stuck on my shoe, or sneaker if you will, teh SPACE WORMS were starting to come through from teh wormhole, emitting waves that instantly make all stories being told within a 500 mile radius suck.
They began making loud siren noises as they threw up rainbow colored wormholes all over, connecting things that had previously been unconnected. A traggledormf walked out of one exit. People driving on teh freeway suddenly appeared 100 miles above the Noggle ocean on Pimthyi.
Some of the 'opposite' universe leaked through another portal as an oppositely colored syrup fog. When a bee flew through its wings sounded like bells. When the fog passed over an object, it vibrated violently before a batman style "POP!" appeared and it turned into it's opposite form, such as wire fence strands turning into Fred savages.
Meanwhile, I tried to free my foot by sticking my hand inside, but when I pushed against some gooey object new peanut butter explosions began occuring all over the place.
Becoming hostile in their strange environment, the space worms became hostile and started attacking. One fired a rainbow at me and I was turned into a mailbox and was transported into a pore of a giant meatball on the plate of a narkt-narkt in the barf nebula so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said "fresh" and it had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah forget it, yo home to
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-26 20:51 [#02008452]
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*YAAAAWN* That sucked; no thanks for sharing.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-26 21:04 [#02008458]
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"Becoming hostile in their strange environment, the space worms became hostile"
Being descriptive, that sentence is descriptive.
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Mr Brazil
from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-11-26 21:06 [#02008459]
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You're from Ireland?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-26 21:09 [#02008460]
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Yes, I am from the mountains of the land of Ire.
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-11-26 21:13 [#02008463]
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:(
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Mr Brazil
from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-11-26 21:13 [#02008464]
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What a letdown.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-26 21:18 [#02008465]
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As far as I can tell, achewood is an inside joke where the joke is that its not funny and they have fun trying to convice people it is.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-26 21:19 [#02008466]
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Maybe achewood is made by the family guy manatees.
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-11-26 21:21 [#02008467]
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Achewood is laugh out loud funny. I have that same strip signed and framed on my wall.
But it's ok, you are funny too (sometimes).
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-11-26 21:21 [#02008468]
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(and i hate family guy, even before that south park ep)
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