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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-26 20:51 [#02008451]
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number 'capital eich'
One time, upon a time, I was having sexual relations with a
hotdog, when all of a sudden an implosion in the
peanutbutter universe cause a peanutbutter explosion
in ours right in front of me. I was all holycrapwtf and was
like all covered with peanut butter from the explosion
(remember there was like an explosion of peanut butter, read
a few sentences back if you forgot) But anyway, the exploded
dimensional gate then started to shrink back into
equilibrium, but it accidently caught around my sneaker and
I was all holycrapwtf but now that the portal was stuck on
my shoe, or sneaker if you will, teh SPACE WORMS were
starting to come through from teh wormhole, emitting waves
that instantly make all stories being told within a 500 mile
radius suck.
They began making loud siren noises as they threw up rainbow
colored wormholes all over, connecting things that had
previously been unconnected. A traggledormf walked out of
one exit. People driving on teh freeway suddenly appeared
100 miles above the Noggle ocean on Pimthyi.
Some of the 'opposite' universe leaked through another
portal as an oppositely colored syrup fog. When a bee flew
through its wings sounded like bells. When the fog passed
over an object, it vibrated violently before a batman style
"POP!" appeared and it turned into it's opposite form, such
as wire fence strands turning into Fred savages.
Meanwhile, I tried to free my foot by sticking my hand
inside, but when I pushed against some gooey object new
peanut butter explosions began occuring all over the place.
Becoming hostile in their strange environment, the space
worms became hostile and started attacking. One fired a
rainbow at me and I was turned into a mailbox and was
transported into a pore of a giant meatball on the plate of
a narkt-narkt in the barf nebula so I whistled for a cab and
when it came near the License plate said "fresh" and it had
a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab
was rare But I thought "Nah forget it, yo home to


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-26 20:51 [#02008452]
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*YAAAAWN*
That sucked; no thanks for sharing.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-26 21:04 [#02008458]
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"Becoming hostile in their strange environment, the space
worms became hostile"

Being descriptive, that sentence is descriptive.


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-11-26 21:06 [#02008459]
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You're from Ireland?



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-26 21:09 [#02008460]
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Yes, I am from the mountains of the land of Ire.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-11-26 21:13 [#02008463]
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:(


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-11-26 21:13 [#02008464]
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What a letdown.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-26 21:18 [#02008465]
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As far as I can tell, achewood is an inside joke where the
joke is that its not funny and they have fun trying to
convice people it is.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-26 21:19 [#02008466]
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Maybe achewood is made by the family guy manatees.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-11-26 21:21 [#02008467]
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Achewood is laugh out loud funny. I have that same strip
signed and framed on my wall.

But it's ok, you are funny too (sometimes).


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-11-26 21:21 [#02008468]
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(and i hate family guy, even before that south park ep)


 


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