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JET CAR ROLLIN' ALL NIGHT LONG
 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-11-05 22:27 [#01998294]
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CRANKIN' UP THE TUNES AND SINGIN' ALONG
CAR FULL OF BITCHES AND A BRAND NEW BONG!


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-11-05 22:30 [#01998295]
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CADILLAC PUSSY


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-11-05 22:34 [#01998296]
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OUT OF MY WAY, I'M DRUNK AS HELL
I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE A-RINGIN' A BELL
FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWIN'
I GOT A PORN SHOOT, I GOTTA GET GOIN'!


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-05 23:05 [#01998297]
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Gwely is a nutta

and a

FRUITCAKE


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-11-05 23:22 [#01998299]
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Dad, I have spent over 10 years and $94,000 putting together
my mosquito costume and now I am pleased to announce that I
have become a mosquito. The costume is quite realistic and I
have even attached bladders to the nose thing so that I can
suck up liquids when I puncture them with my nose thing. I
could be buzzing all around you on a hot summer day and you
wouldn't even recognize me as your sun-child, you would just
think, “Get away, Mosquito.” From my point of view, you
would be 3,000 dads because of the way that I've designed
the eyeballs. I might be saying, “Dad it's me – Dad,
it's me,” but you wouldn't be able to understand my
language because of its buzzing. I am also into plastics now
and I am making tubes that you can suck liquids through;
kind of like my mosquito nose, but used for different
reason. Hope you're doing well at camp. See you soon.

~Mosquitor


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2006-11-06 00:01 [#01998301]
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i'm going to slow mo that shit


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-06 09:19 [#01998394]
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i drove to kid 606, does that count?


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-11-06 20:16 [#01998675]
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YOU DON'T KNOW, HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN

12 OZ. MOUSE
12 OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE
12 OZ. MOUSE


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-11-06 20:33 [#01998689]
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i :hart: gwely


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-11-06 20:35 [#01998690]
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i :hart: all.. beer.
especially this one.


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-11-06 22:43 [#01998700]
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a beer in my :hart: is worth 2 in gwely mernans hand


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-11-06 22:56 [#01998701]
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Passion hides
In painted smiles
Tropical liasons
Wet and wild
Mingle and chime
And ladder climb
For glamour and for gold
The jetset meets the maritime
Where love is bought and sold
Stones are searching deep within
Where lying eyes will always win
Dusk to dawn she trawls
And your will is dying (dying)
Poolside games for little dames
Once a twister, now you're in limbo
Libido bending hot signal sending, just how low can you go?


 


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