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offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-10-22 08:31 [#01990825]
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They're there with their boyfriends.
Girly music like handbag house, 2step and RnB is better than
IDM anyway.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-10-22 08:34 [#01990828]
Points: 2586 Status: Regular



How the hell do you manage to have a chat at an electronica
gig!? :D nutter.
Aren't the ones that are loving it more fun so you can dance
about like a sweaty nobhead with them and go
"OH MY GODDDDDDDD ISN'T "X" FUCKING AMAZINNNGGGG!?
YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
and know that they won't care cos they're just loving the
music?
Where do you live? Where the piss is the Seychelles? Ohh I'm
so ignorant :(


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2006-10-22 08:36 [#01990829]
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Yes, many girls look absolutely fucking lost at weird noise
parties. But some of them are just as up for it as the men.
And girls look way better than guys when they do the freaky
dancing anyway. And girls have boobies. I wish I had
boobies.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-10-22 08:37 [#01990830]
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yes, they always have boyfriends. but half of them just say
they have one, and the other half actually have one. and
most of their boyfriends are complete jerks....and they
bloody well know it. so that's no big deal. and btw, it's
only about having fun. not to actually score or anything.
they're not that cute!
hahahahaha!


 

offline big from lsg on 2006-10-22 08:39 [#01990832]
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no you're just a bunch of nerds that don't understand girls


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-10-22 08:39 [#01990833]
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best thing is to hang around at the back near the bar.
there's the booze, the girls and the possibilities to chat.
and chatting at a gig is always fun. there's only one way.
no, two: you either get real close or you go outside


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-10-22 08:41 [#01990836]
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girls dancing at electronica gigs are real fruitcakes. not
my cuppa tea


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-10-22 08:43 [#01990838]
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It's funny you say that. Non of the guys I've met off the
board are nerds at all.

swears stop talking out of your arse. It's pretty fucking
obvious that some girls like IDM

Dennis, you have moobies

goDel you should have fucking seen this guy that was at the
gig. He was STARING at my tits. When I ran off and hid
behind Jack, he moved onto another girl, and then another,
and then another. Weirdest place in the world to try and
pull. He had about 8 teeth missing.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-10-22 08:45 [#01990839]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker



Only mingers like IDM. Male and female.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-22 08:46 [#01990840]
Points: 4540 Status: Regular



SValx? If she was mod she'd ban everyone for accusing her of
farting. It seems, just from this thread, that she can't
take a stupid joke and leave it. She jumps on it in that
very adorable, but eventually annoying girlish way. It's
like those girls in real life you see, constantly smacking
and screeching at their boyfriends for making dumb jokes
about them.

example:
"oh for fucks sake! I do not have a hairy chest or hairy
feet! God! The hair on my chest, on that ONE picture, was
from my head. grrr"
-I this case. the "grrr" stands in for where a slap would be
in real life, or maybe it represents a "mean look" which is
usually followed by a irrepressible smile or giggle.

I hope I haven't gone and hurt her feelings n... Oh, there
she goes, into the girls bathroom sobbing followed by a
train of her friends who will comfort her and call me a
jerk.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-10-22 08:48 [#01990841]
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I've never ever slapped a guy, and I'd never dream of doing
so :) I think if you ask any of the people here that know
me, you'd realise that you're mistaken about my
personality.
I'm a very sarcsatic person that's very happy to have the
piss taken out of me.
The thing about the hairy chest is an on-going joke between
me and goDel. If I took it seriously I wouldn't still be
talking to him and joking with him.
I'd also have asked Ceri JC to close this thread, which I
haven't.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-10-22 08:50 [#01990842]
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hahaha
what would you rather have: guys staring at your boobs, or
guys being indifferent and completely ignoring you?


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-10-22 08:53 [#01990844]
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Haha what do you think? Preferably not by toothless scary
giants who don't give a shit what you look like though as
long as you have a pussy! :D


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-10-22 08:55 [#01990845]
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She would probably want the guys who are indefferent, and
ignores her to stare at her boobs, like any other girl.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-10-22 08:56 [#01990846]
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Nahh I think like anyone else, male or female, I'd like to
be acknowledged, but not perved on


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-10-22 08:56 [#01990847]
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*being indifferent*


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-10-22 09:02 [#01990849]
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i'm a terrible one for perving on boobs..

i leave mooms well alone though


 

offline big from lsg on 2006-10-22 09:02 [#01990850]
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ah but i ment you too


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2006-10-22 09:02 [#01990851]
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what a difference, indifference makes.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-10-22 09:03 [#01990852]
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and that's the beauty of it! most of the guys at idm-gigs
are either way too shy, or complete pervs. if you're in
between you have all the girls growling at your feet.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-10-22 09:04 [#01990853]
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Hahaha :D tell me about it! :(

big you're right. I'm a nerd


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2006-10-22 09:04 [#01990854]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict



i say Bob Geldof for mod


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-10-22 09:05 [#01990855]
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Don't make me say it again Daan!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-22 09:09 [#01990856]
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I look really intelligent when dancing


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2006-10-22 09:12 [#01990858]
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yes miss


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-10-22 09:45 [#01990866]
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offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-10-22 09:47 [#01990868]
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He looks like he could kick my ass


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-22 09:49 [#01990869]
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my apologies, I'm jaded by my middleschool experiences with
girls


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-22 09:57 [#01990874]
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much much more intelligent

and then you know it's on baby!


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-10-22 10:02 [#01990876]
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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-10-22 13:07 [#01990935]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



every electronica show i've ever been to - the only reason a
girl goes is because her boyfriend brought her along or
she's friends with the band (which is sort of the same
thing)

the one exception to this was AE in austin 05 where i met
this CUUUUUTE spanish girl named vanessa. short (about 5'4)
long beautiful black hair and great features,

and, FOR FUCKS SAKE, she was hardcore into AE. i did not
think this was possible. this is a girl who actually knew
what i was talking about when i went on rants about how much
i love Dial and shit like that. anyways,, she had come to
the concert ALONE on a BUS, and my friend shane and I gave
her a ride to his apartment afterward. it was perfect when
we got home she and i stayed up all night and talked about
untilted and draft , and i played her a bunch of bootlegs on
my laptop she'd never heard, like live @ manc 1999 and FLEX
. fucking GAVE her the issue of wire mag w/ AE on the cover
that sean and rob signed for me, and rob (or sean? dont
remember) said "he's really trying hard" when i did
that

have i told this story here before? dont think so, anyways,
got her phone number and she never returned any of my phone
calls!! pretty sure she had a boyfriend or something!!
anyways can you believe that happened!! sucks!! haahha


 

offline big from lsg on 2006-10-22 13:17 [#01990940]
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that guy has three hands!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-22 13:50 [#01990951]
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I'm, like, all of them into one superhuman being

capable of moving the stars, raising tidal waves on the seas
and raining death and destruction upon the cities of men!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-22 13:50 [#01990953]
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when I dance


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-10-22 14:09 [#01990960]
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you gave her your signed issue of wired!!!! why would you
want to do that!!!? you just gave it to her....on a silver
platter...ouch
please don't do that ever again. ever!
she had you jumping through her hoops big time, buddy. do
not do that ever again. no matter how cute she is.
what's more, the cuter she is, the more you should NOT jump
through her hoops. cute girls are used to guys jumping
through their hoops. just like dogs do. and you do not want
to be her pet dog. even if it does sound dirty. let her jump
through your hoops.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-10-22 14:23 [#01990963]
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Fit girl in club: "Can I have a ciggy please?"
Ya bwoy swears: "Nah, I've only got 19 left."


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-10-22 14:24 [#01990964]
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dude, i thought it was, like, 'magic', or something. i met a
girl who may/or/may/not be into me, is into real good music,
has a sense of humour as dark and sarcastic as my own...
FUCK! my head wasnt on straight :(


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-10-22 14:29 [#01990969]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



she put a spell on you. but don't worry. most of us have
been there too, and you've gotten away with it by having a
great night (and giving away your signed wire issue...minor
detail). it could have been much worse


 

offline ToXikFB on 2006-10-22 14:34 [#01990972]
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fav+


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-22 14:37 [#01990978]
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fuck mod status,SValx should be PM.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-10-22 14:40 [#01990979]
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haha love you Davey! :D xxxxx


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-10-22 14:42 [#01990980]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



is she your Personal Mistress? your Private Maid? Purple
Moon??


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-10-22 14:42 [#01990981]
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Phucked Mercilessly?


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-10-22 14:44 [#01990982]
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Poontang Muffin?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-10-22 14:44 [#01990983]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



lol

svalx, if you reply with anything less than a growl i'd be
very dissappointed and be forced to throw some remarks about
your feet/hairy chest/sweaty armpits and all...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-22 14:45 [#01990984]
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gew


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-10-22 14:46 [#01990985]
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svalx has a "nice personality".

:|


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-10-22 14:51 [#01990987]
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I couldn't possibly, because that'd result in scup_bucket
making ridiculous judgements about me; thinking that I was
being serious with my fake annoyance! :D

I'm his Pornographic Mademoiselle


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-10-22 14:52 [#01990988]
Points: 2586 Status: Regular | Followup to swears: #01990985



swears has a nice personality.. oh wait... no.. shit.. no he
doesn't


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-10-22 14:54 [#01990990]
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oh yeah, and grrr


 


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