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offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-16 18:37 [#01972253]
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Well, how rude....

Anyway, Picard is the best Star Trek captain, even better
than Kirk or the Quantum Leap guy or the lesbian.


 

offline staz on 2006-09-16 18:38 [#01972254]
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yes


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-09-16 18:38 [#01972255]
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I agree, but if I was a mod I'd have to ban you now


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-09-16 18:40 [#01972257]
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you should explain this since the first post


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-09-16 18:41 [#01972258]
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please post the "whoa..." gif again and start a consistent
discussion


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-16 18:42 [#01972260]
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I was going to make a proper thread, right after posting a
couple of (very small) gifs.

I loved The Next Gen as a teenager. The original series is
ace too. DS9 and Voyager are shit because they are like soap
operas, but the best Trek stories are wrapped up in 45 mins.

(That's why X-Files started to suck after series 2)
Enterprise is okay, has it's moments I suppose.


 

offline staz on 2006-09-16 18:49 [#01972265]
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TNG is great because the characters are awesome. X-files did
not start to suck, you suck. Yes.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-09-16 18:52 [#01972269]
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Ceri sort this out would you


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-16 18:57 [#01972270]
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TNG got good just around when Ryker grew the beard.
The best characters were Picard and Data, the most annoying
were that spooky Troy woman and Wes Crusher.
Murdoch from the A Team was cool in it, though.


 

offline staz on 2006-09-16 19:00 [#01972272]
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Wes Crusher is the sweatiest boy ever.


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2006-09-16 19:05 [#01972275]
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Kirk is greater, I believe.

Which is why they are redoing the original Star Trek.

Which is why I stole a television.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-09-16 19:05 [#01972276]
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what did number 1 see when he went into the
bathroom?..........................

Captain's Log.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-09-16 20:03 [#01972304]
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this is me and my friend making fun of picard
LAZY_PICARD


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-17 04:09 [#01972415]
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Ceri is probably somewhere by himself right now crying about
how freakishly small his head is. We can't possibly expect
someone with such a small head to sort out this urgent
situation. I forgot what said sit;uation is but it needs to
be sorted by a moderator and fast. Maybe we should call in a
couple moderators from unrelated boards.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2006-09-17 04:15 [#01972418]
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haha


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-17 04:20 [#01972420]
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stop reminding me that humans are real three dimensional
flesh beings.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2006-09-17 04:24 [#01972424]
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humans are real three dimensional flesh bei ngs


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-09-17 04:25 [#01972425]
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I hated when the convoluted conspiracy bru-ha-ha started up.
But I have many fond memories of the self-contained X-Files
episodes.

(it didn't jump the shark until later than season 2 though)

I heard Matt Damon was going to play Captain Kirk in some
movie... that's gay.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-17 05:39 [#01972445]
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Oh yeah, they wanna bring back the original series with
young actors.
Apparently no one ever writes or sends new scripts to
Hollywood now. They've used up every decent script ever sent
to them, and all the pro writers have cramp in their hands
from chopping up lines of coke with a platinum Amex, so they
can't do anymore.
To remedy this situation, old TV show stories are being
cobbled together by a supercomputer called HACKTRON-3000.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-17 08:58 [#01972499]
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sorry...


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offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-09-17 11:59 [#01972608]
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offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-18 04:23 [#01972973]
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when you were a teenager? i thought you are only 15.

original: fucking hilarious.
films based on original: decent
next generation: the best
DS9: not too bad
voyager: shite
enterprise: quite good
I AM NOT A TREKKIE!


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-18 15:10 [#01973364]
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No, I am 23.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-18 15:11 [#01973368]
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yep, he's the best.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-18 15:23 [#01973377]
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It's so comforting to see one of those old next gen
episodes.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-18 15:48 [#01973385]
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offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-19 02:57 [#01973619]
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ha


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-09-19 03:03 [#01973621]
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star trek..


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-09-19 03:45 [#01973630]
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not cool enough for you?


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-09-19 04:47 [#01973665]
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Picard is definatly the best captain. The Picard/Riker
command team will remain forever unmatched. Basically all
the characters on TNG were ace.

Deep Space Nine was good too. And I like some episodes of
Voyager too, but mostly because of Jeri Ryan (7 of 9)... oh
my god she is a knockout.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-09-19 06:56 [#01973770]
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just give me a holideck and Ill be happy. The updated one
with the females that interact better and make you fall in
love with them.. Remember that episode?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-19 09:00 [#01973824]
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my best star trek memorry is being in hospital when i was
about 5 having an operration, the movie one wherre they land
on earrth to save the whale. and my dad swapped beds with me
because didn't want the hospital one.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-19 13:10 [#01974003]
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Check out these Next Gen fan comix!


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offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-09-19 13:20 [#01974007]
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hah!


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offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-09-19 14:17 [#01974051]
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Anyone ever see Roger Corman's ''The Intruder''? I saw it a
couple weeks ago and did a double take, Shatner puts on a
fucking awesome acting performance. Weird how things worked
out for him a few year later as the scenery chewing Space
Captain Who Fucks Green Women.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-19 15:42 [#01974094]
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offline vveerrgg from life (Canada) on 2006-09-20 11:23 [#01974520]
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Picard likes netporn! http://shamepicard.ytmnd.com/


 

offline easterlingman from Sarasota (United States) on 2006-09-20 11:37 [#01974546]
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best


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-09-20 17:21 [#01974759]
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I'm not one who would really ever describe something as
"gay" or not, but christ that was gay.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-20 17:23 [#01974761]
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I think Patrick Stewart is gay.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-20 17:24 [#01974762]
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offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-09-20 17:27 [#01974764]
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why is picard singing and dancing

why?

why would he do that


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-09-20 18:04 [#01974775]
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Computer;
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.


 


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