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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-09-11 16:26 [#01969310]
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[[Carnation]] I forgot your age
[swears] 15
[[Carnation]] do you have a girlfriend?
[swears] no i am gay
[[Carnation]] so..do you have a boyfriend?
[swears] no it is ilegal here for 15 year olds 2 sodomise
[[Carnation]] you can love another boy without sodomise, I think
[swears] i need the sodomising though
[[Carnation]] yeah, but love is a feeling that goes beyond sex, that's my point of view
[swears] i dont wanna love i wanna get with da ruff butt fuckin
[[Carnation]] have you ever loved someone?
[swears] i love my mom
[[Carnation]] not tha kind of love [[Carnation]] love between two lovers
[swears] ok i love tom cruise [swears] want to cyber?
[[Carnation]] no, thanks [[Carnation]] I'm not gay
[swears] it's cool I'll be katie holmes and you can be tom. just pretend
[[Carnation]] I don't like cyber
[swears] I'm taking off my bra :) [swears] and my panties [swears] keeping the heels on though
[[Carnation]] I can't understand why people cyber
[swears] I'm just kidding ;)
[[Carnation]] I kno [[Carnation]] w
[swears] because it is better than real sex [swears] real sex hurts my ass
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staz
on 2006-09-11 16:27 [#01969311]
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chatlogs are always fucken HILARIOUS
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staz
on 2006-09-11 16:28 [#01969313]
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[Combo84] i'm gonna wank now [the obee] i hope you jizz [Combo84] sure [Combo84] what's redrum's myspace, i forgot ?
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-09-11 16:28 [#01969315]
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[[Carnation]] use vaseline, then
[swears] good idea
[[Carnation]] do your mom know you are gay?
[swears] no she is christian very strict she would send me to bible camp if she knew.
[[Carnation]] I know
[swears] yeah, but you don't care I think. she think gays are the devil and shit
[[Carnation]] I'm a bit curious... what does a gay feel if he kiss a girl?
[[Carnation]] is it something totally bad?
[swears] nothing emptyness lies
[[Carnation]] but I mean.. its just empy or it's disgusting or something like that? [[Carnation]] *empty
[swears] no, just boring, no erection. i do not think girls are disgusting
[[Carnation]] ok [[Carnation]] i'm going to bed now, I'm very tired [[Carnation]] goodnight
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-11 16:29 [#01969316]
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a little puff of smoke.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-11 16:34 [#01969318]
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This was one of the best booths so far in the 9/11 festivities. I'm going to go over there and try to win a fish then I'll be back.
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2006-09-11 16:51 [#01969322]
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"Niggas press they luck and they get a butt fuckin, straight up the ass raw dog with a rash" - Notorious BIG
"I tell the bitch to keep suckin, and prepare herself for her first butt fuckin" - Geto Boys
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-09-11 16:57 [#01969323]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker | Followup to Dannn_: #01969322
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lol
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corrupted-girl
on 2006-09-11 21:46 [#01969412]
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oh god, that's hot
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-09-11 22:07 [#01969415]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker | Followup to swears: #01969310
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real life laugh. cheers.
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-09-11 23:10 [#01969419]
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i am crying
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-09-12 00:28 [#01969430]
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[[Carnation]] you can love another boy without sodomise, I
think
[swears] i need the sodomising though
I lol'd pretty hard at that.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-12 01:45 [#01969451]
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haha, 15!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-12 01:48 [#01969453]
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depeche mode have a snog called 'little 15' about swears.
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B123
from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-09-12 03:47 [#01969503]
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<3
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furoi
from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2006-09-12 06:32 [#01969554]
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i daily do this with teenage chicks
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futureimage
from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-12 11:17 [#01969681]
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I had to post this. My real pervy friend was flirting with this girl he actually hates over MSN. He wants it spread around shitloads:
I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?? says: its not, u look yummy george says: y thanku george says: same to u I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?? says: lol george says:
I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?? says:
george says: u gonna b online l8a I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?? says: probz b on most of 2day I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?? says: i have no lyf u see george says: u can share mine I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?? says: can i share ure bed? lol joke I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?? says: soz im in one of my moods george says: lol i prefer the wall anyway
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2006-09-12 13:46 [#01969758]
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this is the first time swears made me laugh
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-09-12 14:06 [#01969788]
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<3
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staz
on 2006-09-12 14:09 [#01969790]
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this is the first time swears made me swear out loud in front of the computer whilst pissing everywhere
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vlari
from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-09-12 14:14 [#01969793]
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information wants to be free, but some ought to be kept under lock and key
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-09-12 14:17 [#01969794]
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So did you get to orgasm?
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-09-12 14:24 [#01969795]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker | Followup to swift_jams: #01969794
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I fuckin blasted my load HARD.
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2006-09-12 14:35 [#01969798]
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I did laugh at
[swears] real sex hurts my ass
there's some gritty poetry in there, somewhere.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-09-12 15:02 [#01969806]
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ruff butt sex pottery from da streetz
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-12 16:37 [#01969860]
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I'm starting to think holding a laptop on your lap will give you testicle cancer. My right nut hurts.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-09-12 16:41 [#01969866]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker | Followup to futureimage: #01969681
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And this is funny how?
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futureimage
from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-13 11:19 [#01970249]
Points: 6427 Status: Lurker | Followup to swears: #01969866
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I don't actually know. Probably more of an in-joke at school so you wouldn't really get it.
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hexane
on 2011-11-04 17:07 [#02423204]
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for swears
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