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Women are more trouble than theyre worth.When the sexual tension is released, you realise youe better off spending your money on your hobbies |
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womam is troubl |
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it doesn't have to be about money. poor people fall in love... don't they? |
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Finding it hard to get noticed on busy Messageboards? Buy one of Moniods "Controversial Opening Gambits" and find the attention you crave. EVERYTHING MUST GO Explosive topics such as Women Drugs Islam German unification Trance Robert Motherwell Stem Cell Research Women Pornography Mother issues Internet Women Pornography Searching Wikipedia for Philosophy and Politics Women |
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I actually agree with this topic. Too bad I can't stop thinking with my dick :( |
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...said the virgin |
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That painting is by Franz Kline |
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Women are more trouble than theyre worth.When the sexual tension is released, you realise youe better off spending your money on your hobbies this is a self-solving problem |
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monoid doesn't have problems he has revolutions |
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I prefer Robert Motherwell. |
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how do you know.i thought you where a virgin |
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I popped his cherry |
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satisfucktion is not enough thenn.. |
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haha word! i have no revolutions myself... |
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He just buys the cliche without even bothering to check it out for himself. |
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I've clocked Monoid's posts in the last week or so and erm... I guess you should visit a pro if you're that desperate, man. Either that or read The Game or something. I guess others on the board know you better but my best advice is to make friends, eventually some of those friends will be female but don't regard them as a sex object, just friends - though that may be difficult. If you're lucky you can pour your heart out to a female friend and she may offer you a sympathy shag - which is what happened to a mate of a mate, though apparently he declined even though he fancies her! Once you've shagged one girl you'll start your journey of eventually being able to treat women as people and maybe eventually find one you like as a a person! Then of course you can get obsessed with her but not have the courage to make a move, and after hearing you have a "big chat" to her about how you feel a few times she can tell you to fuck off. But seriously, if Monoid is so fragile shouldn't we be trying to give him confidence rather than bashing him at every opportunity? Just a thought... |
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I say this with sincerity and I mean it in the nicest way possible: you are wasting your time. "But seriously, if Monoid is so fragile shouldn't we be trying to give him confidence rather than bashing him at every opportunity?" 'Been There, Done That.' <----- that statement applies for 75% of the people who frequent this messageboard. |
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hey im ready for a first post: 1.)dog_belch = lol (shit bbcode quote doesnt work) 2.)where the hell is vibes 16 3.)hello everything is REAL |
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hah! making your debut in a monoid thread, saying dob_belch is funny... i didn't know doggy was into dupes welcome! |
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what's a woman |
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Been There, Done That |
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Ah well. I just hope that one day he'll find his peace. Don't know how old he is but it's never too late for anyone. |
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"find his peace"... or should I say "find his piece"... and I mean piece of ass, not a 9mm or some such :) |
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3.)hello everything is REAL well, that's kind of comforting. |
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So we're not in the matrix after all... cheers for the heads up, artard! |
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Fuck a fat one. Gives you confidence. |
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You gotta start somewhere... |
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Yeah!!! Being with a chick, and thinking you deserve better is a confidence booster. All chicks have problems with their self esteem, but fat ones in particular. I'm certain theres chicks out there that would dig monoid. Look at He's a danish drunkard/poet. He's a bitter and old yet charming as fuck man, and he gets loads of pussy. |
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I once told a plump girl she was chubby. Boy did she react badly. She asked me to leave immediately. I meant it in a joking manner, but i suppose it came out wrong :s Moral of the story: Never tell a girl she's fat. No matter how borderline they are and regardless of how much you think they are comfortable with their weight. |
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wow i should write that one down |
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The fact that he's a) old b) a poet and c) charming must help. Which are attibutes that Monoid appears to lack (sorry Monoid, though I liked your Destiny's Child gag). A mate of mine once told me about when she was 17 and went out with this guy who was about 40 and a published poet (he also wrote a book where a murder scene in it was so graphic she swore he actually iced somebody)... she told me they had dinner together, and she was shaking so much with nervousness that he silently took her by the hand, took her upstairs, and gave her a fucking good seeing to. If he wasn't a poet I doubt he'd had scored a 17 year old hottie in the first place. Being with a chick, and thinking I deserve better isn't a confidence booster to me, I've been in that pattern for a couple of years now and it gets tiresome... I saw some porn the other week with a bloke shagging a real fat woman and it actually turned me on. I know a fat girl who's 27 and a virgin (although very nice and with a beautiful face) and the only thing that's put me off her is the fact that if I went down on her I'd have to lift the flesh up, and the fact that if I went at her from behind it'd be difficult... but, looking at the porn, I saw that it's quite easy. Maybe I should give her a call... :) Mind you, she always complains about being sweaty so we'd have to have a bath together first... there's nothing worse than sticking your tongue in a girl and it tasting rancid. |
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It's true. The guy in the picture is talented and charming, and that really makes a difference, because chicks dig that. Woody Allen is another great example. He wouldnt get laid in a lifetime without his talent and wit. But i do think Monoid does have some sort of Nihilistic charm to him, that some sicko girl out there will like. He should start writing poetry and go to S/M parties, or become a goth or something. That would really improve his chances. Another unfair thing, i live in scandinavia, wheres theres not enough good looking guys, for all the good looking gals, and people like me take advantage of that. |
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Regarding all the sexy laydeez... Gopher Hitman! Regarding Woody Allen: Yup, very talented. I always liked his films but when I read his complete prose he almost became a hero of mine... Confessions of a Burglar is amazing, plus the one about the mafia (killing a guy by locking him in a wardrobe and sucking the air out with a straw). And also the line from somebody's journal - "should I marry W? Not if she won't tell me the rest of her name"). Oh yeah, and the vampire story where he thinks it's daylight but it's really a solar eclipse... true master. Regarding Monoid: A Nihlilist bent would work. Reminds me of The Big Lebowski. Go goth Monoid, go goth! |
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Woody Allen is good. I remember watching some of his first movies, not expecting anything, but really laughing hard at them. About the nihilists in The big lewbowski, it's amazing Kraftwerk didnt sue them for that. The band is even called Autobahn!!! ...and Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules ...and Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain... |
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Sleeper, What's Up Tiger Lily and Take the Money and Run are amazing... Yeah, it's mad how the Coen Brothers got away with that. I guess Kraftwerk are chilled... best way, cos they're paying respect... He's got problems... beside pacifism? I dabbled in pacifism myself... not in Nam, of course. We're gonna cut your dick off, man! Have you heard of Vietnam, Larry? You are entering a world of pain. You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry? This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass! Where is the money, Lebowski? Ja, you tell us or we cut of your Tjonson! My what? YOUR JOHNSON! Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man. |
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I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this strumpet, this fuckin whore... I can't see the connection with Vietnam here... Well maybe not a literal connection... Face it Walter, there's no connection... ... Okay, I'll stop now. |
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My alltime fav is from raising arizona: (Buying balloons) Nic Cage: Do they blow up into funny shapes and all? Clerk: Not unless you think round is funny |
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Funny as phuck. I love Coen Brothers. Aside from Lebowski and Arizona, Miller's Crossing and Fargo are amazing. And The Man Who Wasn't There. |
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Fargo is probably my favourite. The man who's cleaning his driveway for snow who gives that super detailed description of everything is genius. |
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