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the middle fingered ha! |
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how'd you find this? |
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Running Time: 0 hours 0 mins So it's a concept piece, then? |
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It's hard to believe but there are people ACTIVELY seeking out gay porn, that's why it's a massive industry, and not just because it's "funny". |
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brrowsing |
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Synopsis Randy foul-mouthed fuckers straight of the estate! |
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are you one of those ACTIVE seekers? |
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I'll watch anything. |
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that doesn't surprise me |
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Jesus, Raz0rBlade_uk, you'rre exactly the kind of perrson I dislike. how'd you find this? are you one of those ACTIVE seekers? that doesn't surprise me |
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is not Self-Obssesed And Sexxee |
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why would you ever expect me to act in a civil manner towards you? 99% of the time you're just a flaming cunt. |
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who said anything about civil to me? |
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the fact that you can't even comprrehend what I'm getting at says it all. |
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i am ripping on your thread. it doesn't get more complicated than that. i'm not homophobic. i know you're trying to get me with that one, but my comments here are only an attempt to make you look foolish. i don't know about you but most straight people i know don't like to be thought of as gay. i guess that's why i've invoked this hostile reaction in you. |
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I'm sure those people actively seeking out gay porn are gays. Not that I'd think gays need it, when I lived in Manc I used to go out with gay mates up Canal Street sometimes and believe me, they can get action easy as clickin their fingers. I got propositioned nuff times myself. I got punched by a chav today! I barred him from my off licence for stealing months back. He sent guys in to get booze for him and I still served him because hey! I may have barred him but if a guy needs his booze, he needs his booze. Despite my live and let live attitude he still threatened me a few times but I told him to fuck off. I was walking down a side street earlier on and went past the suspected crack den he lives in and his missus clocked me, he was giving me shit so I called him a knob, nothing major, he stepped to me and punched me just below the rib cage and pushed me into a fence. It was amazing! The guy can talk the talk but he can't fight for shit. I hardly felt the punch. I've done Muay Thai kickboxing for two years and I could have dropped him easily but he just wasn't worth it, but it was fun to find out just how useless he is at fighting. |
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yeah, you get a few chav gymheads (scary fuckers) but most are in terrible shape. |
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it's not about strength / fitness if they've got nothing to live for. like animals they are. wild beasts |
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You're right, most people who get aggressive are all about talk and intimidation - if they actually hit you they're weak as anything, especially if they're smack/crack heads. Though the main chav gymhead round here is Ross Pointon, who was on the TV show Ultimate Fighter, series three. He owns a gym round here (Gladiator - I train at John Steele's), and a mate of mine saw him flatten a guy's face outside some pub. His girl came into my off licence recently, and I found out afterwards (from my sister, as her boyfriend writes for Katatougi.info and Fighters Only) that she's the porn star Brittney Skye! I checked her myspace, turns out she's well into her UFC, which Ross has joined. |
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True Raz0rBlade_uk, true. I think this this guy starts on me because he's small and I'm smaller than he is, so starting on me makes him think he's hard. |
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Brittney Skye walks into an off licence... A man enters |
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Damn ive jerked off to her before, knowing she's a fuckhead makes me feel bad. Whats an off licence? |
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Arf!! |
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An off licence is a shop you buy booze from, it's called an off licence in the UK because you can't drink on the premises, only outside. She ain't a fuckhead though, she was pretty cool in the shop, although a little bit ditzy... my mate got her to buy the most expensive bottle of red wine, so result. |
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your comments seem to have backfired, making you look foolish. |
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Yeah "fuckhead" stemmed staigh from my jelousy gland. Off licence sounds weird. Is that the only name for them there? We just call ours the Bottle shop or Bottle 'o if your fez. I kinda wanna be a chav, they look like they're having fun. |
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Pretty much, Offy is the other word for it. I met a guy the other day who'd been to Oz, he made a big point of telling me that there were Offy's in Oz that were like petrol stations, but with booze. I didn't quite get his point as he kept saying this fact was hilarious, mind you he'd nailed a bottle of rum previously and was pissed out of him gourd, probably why I haven't seen him since cause he feels embarrassed about the whole thing. Being a chav would be fun, you basically live off the state and start shit with people who don't! Okay, that's a very cut and dried version of it. I have a fair few chav mates and they're good people, it's just a media thing where a new underclass is created so working class folk can have somebody to hate instead of gypsies.... pretty sad really but that's the world for yer. Brittney Skye (AKA Brandi R Rothwell) isn't that fit in real life without the make up and airbrush, so I wouldn't feel too jealous if I were you. |
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I bet she fucks like a champ, though. |
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HAHA yeah doubt. You always hear that about porn stars, its fucked. I don't know what your mate was talking about with the whole petrol station thing though, intresting. |
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All he was saying was you could drive to an off licence in Australia, though it was in the middle of nowhere (maybe that's where the petrol station analogy came from), get whatever you want 24 hours and load the thing into your car... I asked him if the pumps were full of booze and you could just stick them into your mouth, but he was too pissed to register anything I said and kept on rattling... I don't even think there were pumps. |
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haha yeah we have drive throughs.. they're great.. |
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