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someone stole my geegs, so i went back to get them, but a bouncerr took me to the floorr and kicked me out. i hope he dies. |
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geegs??? bouncers suck..... having said that, I know some great bouncers. |
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i don't, i hate them all, and all pigs. |
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i'm sick, i wish i'd had my knife |
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bad news bear |
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someone stole his g/f? |
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therre is going to be trrouble next week, serrious trrouble. |
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quick questions..... 1. how big (height/weight was the bouncer)? 2. how big are you? if 1. > 2. then 3. are you a ninja? |
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are you back in donnie, carl? |
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ih8u4|| |
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omg omg anus is back!!! what happened |
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Entrance to Exit |
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blame the girl |
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please don't stab anyone, stay cool, out of jail and our friend |
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did you try and bottle him? |
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Yp, he's brroken my ancle. I'm in a fucking cast forr 6 weeks now. |
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one of my friends was a "bouncer" for some 15 year old girls party on saturday, acting all important with a pointless earpiece and a security shirt. |
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Carl, Bros before hoes |
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I tell my friends that all the time. They never listen. Whipped. |
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fcuk dude, dont even get married til your 25-30 i sent you the cd on sat :) |
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sue him! |
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so wha doets geegs mean? |
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read post [#01957355] in this thread |
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Someone stole Grubin's girlfriend? Someone stole his very beautiful human being? Someone stole the shine in the stars? Someone stole the meaning to his life? |
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maybe..sloth |
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One of the best feelings in the world; wearing trainers to a club and when the doorman tries to stop you, point at the record bag on your shoulder and just say, "I'm DJing tonight" and walk past them. All those years of having to adhere to their shitty dress codes overidden with 3 words. NB: If you aren't actually DJing there, you could get a kicking. |
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On the subject of bouncers; A few years ago I saw a Dirty Sanchez video from before they were famous/on MTV where one of them gives a bouncer (who was twice his size) a shoeing in the street outside a club. What made it all the more amusing was that it was the club me and my mates (and them) used to go to a lot and we recognised the bouncer who got a kicking. He was a dick, so I'm sure he deserved it. |
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what club was it? was it in cardiff? some bouncers are OK but some are complete twats,and ive had beef with quite a few but i dont hate them all the ones in wetherspoons crack me up, the one i live close to is like a mcdonalds in that its staff are all <20 and are incompetent/cant be arsed. the bouncers run the fucking place, you can see them telling the staff what to do. I had beef with one of the bouncers from another club then he moved to spoons and i was banned from there aswell! the staff all fell into line even though i hadnt done anything as far as they were concerned! |
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Broken ankle fuck all. This story stinks of musty pish. |
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Yeah, sue him. Get a lawyer and fuck him hard where it hurts. |
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Yep, it was Metros ("Club Metropolitan", not "Bar Metro"). The fight was on an early "Pritchard vs Dainton" vhs tape which; we got off a mate who used to work with one of them. Basically one of the DS lads giving one of the metros bouncers a kicking in the Bakers Row (that alley by Howells). Re: Bouncers, I agree with you, some of them are alright; a couple of my mates have bounced and they're not dickish when on the job at all. I've even gotten on with some of the more stereotypical "18 stone criminal on steroids" ones, at least in social situations, away from their job. It's funny you mentioned about the bar staff being like McDonalds employees; some bars I go to have bouncers like that. Overweight 18 year old kids who've never boxed or had a fight in their lives. |
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lol metros.. they through people out for falling asleep and wont let you move the stools! LOL wouldnt mind seeing that vhs, nice one boys |
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actually i might be thinking about the other metros |
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Nah, sounds like the Metros I know and love. What amuses me most is how much their bouncing policy changes, seemingly from week to week. I've seen people be thrown out for things as petty as because they were drinking water rather than alcohol (it's actually illegal for them to do this; it can be construed as "contributive negligence" towards drink driving). Conversly, I've seen a bouncer shake his head, smile and walk off when he saw someone lying slumped in a corner vomiting over themselves. Similarly, I've seen them letting in 13 year olds on Friday, then IDing people in their early 20s the next day! |
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Ceri Semicolon in the place expressin' his opinions with no disgrace |
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Good rap! I think I should of used a capital for the 'i' of "it" after the semicolon, but I can't be sure. My gf is a literature grad, so I get constant correction of my shoddy S.P.A.G. |
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nah, keep to lowercase after a semicolon. despite disagreeing with you on quite a bit of stuff, i do enjoy reading your posts an awful lot: they're always very well structured and argued, and the grammar's always impeccable. |
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