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GOT MY TICKET T MINUS 2 HOURS OHHHHH SHIT |
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ELUSIVE ON A MUTHA FUKING XLT THREAD |
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]]]BEEF STEW[[[ |
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ha ha you bought into the hype. |
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get a job |
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so I too can buy into the hype? |
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I was reading on imdb why apparently it's good and funny. Seemingly it's because a). The title describes what the film is about. b). Samual L Jackson says "motherfucker" c). A snake bites a man in the "privates" d): Young people will like it. e). People talked about it on the internet. |
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I've read comments regarding this film on IMdb saying things like "it's GREAT because the title doesn't lie to you but exactly says what it IS!!!". LISTEN TO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!! the Hollywood machine doesn't even need to hide the fact that their products are shit anymore, people have been driven so utterly insane by the entertainment industry that they fall on their knees and suck film-cock if you just say your film is a bad film! oh thank you, thank you, two tickets please!! "hey I'm going to see Shit Film later on!" "what? shit film?" "yeah! it's a shit film which they called, get this, Shit Film!" "oh. but it's still basically a shit film, right?" "TOTALLY, YEAH! see you LATER!!" |
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what the fuck is wrong with you people. IT'S SNAKES. ON A PLANE. jesus christ. here's the only fact you need about snakes on a plane: Samuel L. Jackson, BADASS EXTRAORDINAIRE, refused to do this movie if it was called anything other than SNAKES ON A PLANE. ITS MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKING PLANE, YOU CAN'T RUN FROM SNAKES IN THE AIR MOTHERFUCKERS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU |
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busy felching Hollywood's sloppy ass, I see. |
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Yeah youre completely right. Because i'm not going to completely dismiss a movie i haven't seen but have only read people talk about on the internet, i am 100% rimming hollywood. Interesting fact: SNAKES ON A PLANE will forever be more important than anything you've ever done. |
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its rated R, its gotta be good, right??????? |
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nope i agree with qrter, samuel l jackson is a cunt. he is no benchmark of anything except cuntitivity. he's an egotistical negroid, and has the wit and discression of the children of hamelin. further more mark kermode said it was shite and thats good enough for me. my final word is cunt. thank you for your time. |
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fuck this |
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important to the internet, you mean. got me there. "ouch". ha ha. |
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Either Sammie lost a bet or it was a dare for this role, my bet. Sequel ideas: Squids on a barge or Sharks on a tractor how bout Goats on a rickshaw ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER |
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bu-bu-bu-but the internet is your life! he's saying it's more important than your life, man! |
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I loled at wikipedias article with the picture of samual l p 9 4 jackson saying something about motherfucking snakes etc motherfucking plane and other words too and stuff yeah it was funny. I BET that some time in this movie the people simply try sitting on top of their seats, ie up off the floor, then one of the, like snake specialists that happens to be on the plane and stuff is all predicting 'but these are BROWN MONGOOSE snakes or something and they are KNOWN TO CLIMB TREES so will PROBABLY climb the seats!!' but I bet in reality everyone would be fine if they just sat on the top of their seats, probably even the pilots. werd. |
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ON A PLANE! |
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most unimaginitive film title in history ! could at least call it "serpent air" or something cool/tacky like that. |
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fuck elusive, let me know how it was i agree though with nigel up ther |
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haha ya no shit qrter is fuking retarded this movie is anything BUT hollywood hype you tard it's the otherway around. dumbass lol |
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elusive: qrter can be very argumental sometimes what was it like ? |
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"this movie is anything BUT hollywood hype you tard" what? |
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it was pretty damn good you have to go to a packed theater tho the crowd has to get into it ours wasn't packed so it could have been a lot more fun the whole point of the movie is how horrible it is funny one-liners, all that stuff was thrown in hah it was so great going to see it again soon probably if you walk in there expecting a movie you're going to be let down if you walk in there expecting to see some snakes, a plane, etc then youll walk out laughing :D |
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You mean like... bitchy? |
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the "what" goes with your avatar completely. |
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Yeah, I couldn't say that you're really selling it to me. |
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I expect it to be the same kind of fun as kill bill. I gonna go see it tonight. |
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i'm waiting for 2 sequels so i can buy the box set. |
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i'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! - samuel l. jackson |
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"Motherfuckin' motherfucker!" Pulp Fiction is one of the greatest films ever. |
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oh my, that was one fucking awesome film. did exactly what it said on the tin. i couldnt stop laughing.. i took my I-Spy book along as well. |
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ISpy? |
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never mind |
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samuel l jackson only singed up for this film because it was called something else before and he just said "yeah, i'll do that" without even reading it. |
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My goodness, this movie has an 8.1 on IMDB after almost 15k votes. I know it'll drop a little with the passage of time. But still. Holy quacamole. |
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no he only signed up for it because it was drafted as snakes on a plane. when they tried to change it, he said he only signed up because it was called snakes on a plane. |
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funny how my subconscious changed that around |
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i_x_ten that is hillarious |
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havent been to the cinema for 4 years but im gonna book that special cinema in the multiplex where u have to pay like 10 quid but get a bar and everything and i think ill order a 'reservoir hot dog' or whatever theyre called too fucking right |
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I saw this movie today. Actually I saw a large portion of it and it is currently on pause. It sucks ass. Samual l p h jackson sucks dicks when quentin terinitoton o isn't directing him. He's probably a scientologist. |
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I have never and will never watch this movie just like I will never watch the Blairwitch Project. |
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The blair witch was successfully scary the first time. It can't really be watched more than once. |
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on a plane? |
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on a plane. |
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so, not on a hovercraft or anything? |
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nah, maybe just on a plane. |
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