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offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-09 20:50 [#00118998]
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If you could assasinate someone in this world who would it
be and why?

I think id assasinate Squirrel Master because it would send
shocwaves through the entire world governments and thus
creating chaos.


 

offline D-Hex from Blue Springs Missouri (United States) on 2002-03-09 20:52 [#00119005]
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Id go for fred durst.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-09 20:53 [#00119007]
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Yeah but why?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 21:01 [#00119020]
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id assasinate mtv and start over like it was in the good ole
days........

thsi topic could be closed soon
reflex....becareful.........there are a lot of shiteheads
out there....

VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-09 21:16 [#00119049]
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assassinating one person would do no good. i would just take
out my nuclear warhead, point it at the sky, let it go, and
shoot as many innocent bystanders as possible before it
landed and wiped out the planet.

i understand it would be a shame to take out all the animals
and plants, but hey! one little planet won't be missed, even
if the karmic shockwaves disturb the Universal Balance for a
while! the magnetic poles are due to switch without warning
pretty soon anyways, so we'll probably be fucked then!! i
always thought it would 2012, fulfilling the Mayan Prophecy.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 21:19 [#00119059]
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marlowe -----dont you have a peace and love in you
pic?????????????????

"assassinating one person would do no good. i would just
take
out my nuclear warhead, point it at the sky, let it go, and

shoot as many innocent bystanders as possible before it
landed and wiped out the planet. "

its fucked up shit like that the makes me wonder about
humanity........


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-09 21:23 [#00119063]
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believe me, recycle, i DO want peace - but whilst Capitalism
reigns and people suck on the teats of mammon, then there is
no room for peace. we need to boom and bust the prezedent,
the corporations, the religionz and release the GOLD
SOUNDZ.

diz is ware the infleXXXion cumzz shnan faure glissando


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 21:25 [#00119070]
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ahhhhhhhhh i love that fucking 0 going up and down.......you
cunt...........tell me how on the test thread.....


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-09 21:27 [#00119073]
Points: 24578 Status: Lurker



marquee direction=down, enclose within the less-than and
greater-than sYmboLs


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 21:32 [#00119076]
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? type an example..........but dont "make it work"
.........somehow


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-09 21:34 [#00119078]
Points: 1897 Status: Regular



going down



 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 21:36 [#00119081]
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going up


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-09 21:36 [#00119082]
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þah, it is easy recycle!!

RISIN'


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-09 21:38 [#00119083]
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type "marquee direction=up" enclosed in the greater-than and
less-than signs as per usual


 

offline Vader from € Lisbon, PT on 2002-03-09 21:39 [#00119084]
Points: 1000 Status: Lurker



*marquee direction=down*change"*"for<>*/marquee*


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 21:42 [#00119088]
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^marquee behavior=alternate^ will this piece of shite work?
^/marquee^



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-09 21:43 [#00119089]
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now you are just takin the goddamned piss!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 21:44 [#00119091]
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[marquee direction=down] will this piece of shite work?
[/marquee]



 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 21:44 [#00119092]
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maybe i am a goddam piss...im fucted i think....im not even
on drugs...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-09 21:45 [#00119093]
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Bah, stop it with the fucking marquees! I want to assasinate
the fucker that created HTML!

But really, I want so many people killed I can't even BEGIN
to make a decision... I'll just say, randomly chosen...

Carson Daly.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 21:46 [#00119094]
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[marquee direction=down] will this piece of shite work?
[<>]


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-03-09 21:46 [#00119095]
Points: 2670 Status: Lurker



Damn marlowe, if you blow up the world, we won't have anyone
left to assasinate. Don't be so selfish.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 21:47 [#00119096]
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WHOOPS I WANTED TO DO ALL THIS SHIT IN THE "TEST"
THREAD.....O'WELL.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 21:47 [#00119098]
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hi baby......the baby has made a point...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-09 21:50 [#00119100]
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hey! i said i would shoot people whilst the deadly weapon
goes up and down -- you could easily do the same!! a few
semi automatics and pump actions and FUN FUCKING FUNKY FINK
kill kill kill!!!


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-03-09 22:00 [#00119109]
Points: 2670 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #00119100



Yes, but where's the fun in shooting all those people when
you know they're going to be taken out anyway by YOUR bomb?


 

offline Ubik from United States on 2002-03-09 22:04 [#00119113]
Points: 662 Status: Lurker



the real question is... which is best...

A) a phaser- bloodless fun, little guilt, just zap people
into nothingness...

B) semi-automatic- watch people splatter all over the place

C) or the simple symbolic beauty of a nuclear explosion,
taking out a million in a blink of an eye...



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-09 22:06 [#00119115]
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for small-scale massacre, it would have to be a combination
of semiautomatic and sawnoff pumpaction shotgun

for genocide, how about some mustard gas? that would really
make em nervous (haha)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 22:08 [#00119118]
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i pick D


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-03-09 22:11 [#00119121]
Points: 2670 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ubik: #00119113



D) I want a laserssword so I can slice them into bits with
ease.


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2002-03-09 22:11 [#00119122]
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Stop hogging all the good people to kill.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 22:12 [#00119123]
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hi baby !! (pinches babies checks) babies are so
kool....this one looks confused? "wheres mommy"? "come to
daddy"


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-09 22:14 [#00119125]
Points: 24578 Status: Lurker



no, that baby looks like it was just force-fed a halfwrap of
methamphetamine!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-09 22:14 [#00119126]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



Blood makes me ill, so I think I'd want a phaser. Just
vaporize them... I don't want to see white brain juice
spraying out of their head when I put a bullet in their
temple. Or intestines spilling out goo when I give them a
shotgun blast to the belly.



 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-03-09 22:14 [#00119127]
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i advocate assassination by natural selection


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 22:21 [#00119130]
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"no, that baby looks like it was just force-fed a halfwrap
of
methamphetamine!" --------thats kinda funny and kinda not
funny...that shit probably does happen.....

"i advocate assassination by natural
selection"-------------how?

i think that if you are to go to prison...you should be
assinatted....get rid of the fucks the population will be
better....
dont give me that "what if they were really innocent
crap".....(hopes he is never wrongly convicted or a crime)



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-09 22:26 [#00119139]
Points: 24578 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #00119130



whattabout the people in prison on trumped-up charges,
people who are framed? there was a family who ran a garden
centre in america, who were jailed for 10 years because they
refused to reveal the names of their customers.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 22:28 [#00119143]
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garden centre??? as in pot? if they didnt give up their
customers......everybody makes choices my friend...........

p.s. drugs are for pussies, GET HIGH ON LIFE !!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-09 22:30 [#00119148]
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no, they did sell illegal plants WHATSOEVER - they were
busted for having the decent principle of not revealing
names of their customers to the DEA for no good reason

imagine having to spend 10 years of your life in the slammer
for no reason....TEN years!


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-03-09 22:32 [#00119153]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



I would kill That Smoking Guy from the X Files, because then
america won't be so currupt.

My next choice is to kill mother Teresa. You can tell by how
fat she is getting when whe appears on tv that she is eating
all the food for those poor people. And look at that tan!!!
None existant. She doesn't even drop by the poor starving
dying children. Still the same person since she used to act
in three's company... only she is a lot fatter.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 22:32 [#00119154]
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dude-----i cant imagine spending one night in
jail............fuck that....im a good little boy....


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-09 22:35 [#00119158]
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mother theresa died about a week after princess diana
taxidermist...


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-03-09 22:39 [#00119173]
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LOL... did she? Then how come she still is always is in
those commercials for christian charities?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-09 22:40 [#00119175]
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a resurrection?


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-03-09 22:40 [#00119177]
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Incedentally, Kurt Vonnegut Has been quoted as saying that
whenever two people are in the same Dupras, they will die
within a week of eachother. At least, I think it was called
a dupras.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-09 23:07 [#00119226]
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And BOOM the topic is off!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 23:09 [#00119229]
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boom-yep.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-09 23:10 [#00119231]
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boomyep shoo shho me pop


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-03-09 23:14 [#00119239]
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I don't know whether or not I hate anyone enough to have
them assasinated! If they'd 'wronged' me, I'd just want to
teach them a lesson - just something so that they wouldn't
do it again!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-03-09 23:15 [#00119241]
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id kill t.v., cell phones, fast food joints.
TECHNOLOGY IS KILLING THE WORLD WE LIVE
IN...........americans are becoming more obese and
non-communicative than ever....pick up a phone or mail a
regualr letter with stamp to yor friends and family and tell
them "you love them"


 


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