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offline sneakattack on 2006-08-16 02:04 [#01954947]
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I'm getting on a plane pretty soon. Please add to my
preparatory checklist

- wearing a turban
- fake pakistani passport
- mismatched drivers license with name 'rashid muhammed'
- lots of hair gels, juices
- cigarettes, zippo lighter
- pocket sized ian noll (better than masturbation)


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-08-16 02:09 [#01954949]
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- the Coran


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-08-16 02:15 [#01954951]
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- how about a lebanon pin? one with a big fucking needle


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-08-16 02:19 [#01954955]
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- and three thousand of those


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-16 02:54 [#01954970]
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Gimme back that little guy *picks him up by the orange shirt
and eats him*

You can have a pocket sized elmo instead.

When I get flash or something I'm going to drop kick the
gimp into a wall with spikes on it.


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offline sneakattack on 2006-08-16 02:57 [#01954972]
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why don't you try 'inkscape'? it totally sucks, but may lend
you some temporary amusement.

Speaking of amusement, you make fun of my apathy, but I am
SERIOUSLY going to make a game soon, and SERIOUSLY going to
buy a wacom tablet.. the latter within a year, the former
within a month.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-16 03:05 [#01954978]
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Heard any good jokes about camels with rocket launchers
attached to them lately?

It should be elmo vs gmork. The most pure goodness in the
universe vs the most pure evilness.

Elmo riding on the back of gmork would rule too.

good luck with your wacom fetish. A feet fetish is a
feetish.


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-16 03:06 [#01954979]
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oh my god, the idea of introducing gmork into sesame street
is sending shivers down my spine.


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-08-16 03:12 [#01954983]
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I just started coding my game, you asshole


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-08-16 03:13 [#01954984]
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I'm never going to get over the fact that xlt says 'thank
you for your message'

as if


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-16 03:50 [#01955003]
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so you think you can dance?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-08-16 04:42 [#01955027]
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If you want to fly, you could try throwing yourself head
first off a tall building.


 


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