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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-08 03:26 [#01950414]
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Q: "Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?"
A: It's a conspiracy. Q: "What about NASA? Don't they have photos to prove that the Earth is round?"
A: NASA are part of the conspiracy too. The photos are faked.
Q: "Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?"
A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture."
Q: "How did NASA create these images with the computer technology available at the time?"
A: Since NASA did not send rockets into space, they instead spent the money on developing advanced computers and imaging software instead
Q: "What is the motive behind this conspiracy?" A: The motive is unknown. Q: "If you don't even have a possible motive, why do you say there is a conspiracy?"
A: Well it's quite simple really; if the earth is in fact flat, then the the governments must be lying when they say it isn't.
Q: "How are the world governments organised enough to carry out this conspiracy?"
A: They only appear to be disorganised to make the conspiracy seem implausible.
PLEASE NOTE This means that pictures confirming the roundness or flatness of the Earth DO NOT IN THEMSELVES CONSTITUTE VALID PROOF
Q: Why hasn’t this site been shut down by the government? A: Doing so would prove that the government is hiding something.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2006-08-08 03:36 [#01950418]
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It makes sense
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-08 03:39 [#01950419]
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the earth is flat! it is true! any proof against it is just part of the Conspiracyâ„¢!
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2006-08-08 03:42 [#01950420]
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that was the only possible thing for monoid to say
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-08 03:43 [#01950421]
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that or "i want to die"
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2006-08-08 03:53 [#01950427]
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i want to die
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Falito
from Balenciaga on 2006-08-08 03:54 [#01950428]
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and i think to myself...
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-08 03:57 [#01950429]
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...what a wonderful time to die!
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2006-08-08 04:45 [#01950449]
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it makes sense
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2006-08-08 07:29 [#01950502]
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then how the fuk is there a shadow on the moon
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oyvinto
on 2006-08-08 07:58 [#01950508]
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well, there's no shadow from the earth on the moon, unless there is a eclipse of the moon, you silly.
and still, the earth could be flat and cast an eclipse on the moon
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2006-08-08 08:09 [#01950517]
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of course i meant eclipse, wtf?
it wouldnt cast a round shadow
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uviol
from United States on 2006-08-08 09:02 [#01950545]
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Ezkerraldean from mitochondrial endosymbiosis (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-08 04:43 [#01950421]
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that or "i want to die"
Monoid from one source all things depend on 2006-08-08 04:53 [#01950427]
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hahaha you're a good sport you lovable lug.
As for the earth being flat, it's something I have wondered about before.. How does the guy explain airplanes, intercontinentl flights, etc? Does he say they're just flying in circles? I'd be genuinely interested to hear more..
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2006-08-08 09:05 [#01950546]
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why would we need over the horizon radars
and how would cellular and other RF services that bounce off the ionosphere
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Chin Bwoy Phat
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-08 10:37 [#01950586]
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You can see the Earth's curvature if you go out to sea and look at the horizon.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-08 14:00 [#01950696]
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and from a plane. especially from space. but it's all an illusion! (apparently)
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2006-08-08 14:06 [#01950699]
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it makes sense
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2006-08-08 14:07 [#01950700]
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die
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2006-08-08 14:23 [#01950706]
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your girlfriend is flat
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