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my dick feels like it's on vibrate i keep thinking my phone is vibrating but my dick is just in my pants no where near my phone which has nothing going on |
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congs? |
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youre having a heart attack |
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no, he's having a DICK ATTACK |
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PELVIC RICHTERSCALE DISASTER |
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FIND A GIRL NOW YOU MUST SHARE THE GIFT |
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unfortunately the girl i bang is in the hospital waiting to have her galbladder removed |
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What the beat? Give your dick some 'what the beat.' |
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record it and then bit crush it so it's 8bit! :0 |
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hack it off. be done with it. |
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stick it in your bum and dont let it go to waste |
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is it erect or just flaccid pulsating? cause that would be freakin weird maaaan |
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yeah tis not a hard one |
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thanks for the cock update. be sure and let us know if your arse goes off on one. |
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:O |
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It's a little known phenomenon called "being straight" you need what's known as "vagina". good luck |
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He needs sex!! :O |
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feed it |
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i swear to god that there isnt one |
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LOP IT OFF |
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place it in ice water for 40 minutes |
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i dont need to get laid guys it's only been like a week since the last time |
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impressive. |
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I thought I'd have been in this thread, but I wasn't. |
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man i never thought steve martin was funny apparantly i have to be gentle with this girl for the next few weeks cause she's recovering from surgery |
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yeah, those voluntary lobotomies can be pretty hefty, physically. |
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Just give it a few weeks, and then go hell for leather at that bung hole again, yeeeeahhh, squeal, fuck doggggg!!!!1 |
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"Hello I am the chief of the penis board of finance" |
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Sounds like you need to stabilise it with a bamboo cane and some elastic bands |
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haha it was a joke! but the joke was that this was exactly as important as anything else that's ever been posted on xltronic. get it? |
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yeah |
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