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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-07 21:46 [#01915479]
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I thought it would be appropriate to post on xlronic on this monumental thing. Hi. I'm drunk. This is new for me. Reach for the sun, guys. I'm dizzy. Thanks for all your love. Good bye. Reach for the sun.
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rockenjohnny
from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2006-06-07 21:47 [#01915480]
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the smiths - shoplifters of the world unite
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2006-06-07 21:48 [#01915481]
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i've been drinking today too.
and yesterday. and the day before that. and also the day before that. and that morning.
so what i'm saying is party on dude.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-07 22:02 [#01915484]
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I can't focus on objects
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2006-06-07 22:05 [#01915485]
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Welcome to a better world.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-07 22:18 [#01915486]
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Everyone is laughing at me, but at least I can spell stuff. I'm listening to punk music and it isn't helping. I hope this is entertaining for you, otherwise it's a complete waste of cheep vodka, how do you spell vodka? I made a question mark, all by myself, yay! I can sort of type as a drunk...sort of. It's hard though, and wobbly. I can barely say stuff, man, whoa. LOL. I posted a blog on myspace as well, read it. It might be fun. OMG. I almost drooled on my friend's keyboard. AND I remembered the apostrophy (sp?), lol. This is a better place, a better world, I want to remain here, but it can't be so. Bye, for tonight, I'll be back tomarrow to regret my posts. bye!
(hit reply now lee)
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2006-06-07 22:26 [#01915488]
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put daddy's stash away before you get caught.
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LuminousAphid
from home (United States) on 2006-06-07 22:29 [#01915489]
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i want vodka but im all out of orange juice
what else is it good with?
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LuminousAphid
from home (United States) on 2006-06-07 22:36 [#01915490]
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i just had a giant-sized shot for you, sir congrats
don't drink smirnoff with orange kool-aid, it's horrible
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QRDL
from Poland on 2006-06-07 22:37 [#01915491]
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Apple juice. You use orange?!?! sick!
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LuminousAphid
from home (United States) on 2006-06-07 22:37 [#01915492]
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i usually just do shots, but i don't feel like dealing with that tonight
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QRDL
from Poland on 2006-06-07 22:39 [#01915493]
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Good man
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DaggerHappy
from Australia on 2006-06-07 22:40 [#01915494]
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metholated spirits with milk is good
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DaggerHappy
from Australia on 2006-06-07 22:41 [#01915495]
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gets you drunk off your ass
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LuminousAphid
from home (United States) on 2006-06-07 22:42 [#01915496]
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milk makes me vomit when i drink
alcohol and dairy don't mix for me
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Mr Brazil
from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-06-07 22:42 [#01915497]
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Are you legally trashed?
And you are, I would think, obliged to partake in something more "crazy" than posting nonsense on a message board.
You must streak through your neighborhood...now!
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LuminousAphid
from home (United States) on 2006-06-07 22:44 [#01915498]
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i second that
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DaggerHappy
from Australia on 2006-06-07 22:50 [#01915500]
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i think the alcohol makes you vomit, and you're just after an excuse :P
a good drunk activity is too draw a largish red (gotta be red because red promotes violence in the human psyche) circle below a 2nd story (or higher) window, then a group of people to run around the circle, while one participant drops heavy object such as irons down into the circle from the window, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins, and has a turns up in the window
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LuminousAphid
from home (United States) on 2006-06-07 22:54 [#01915502]
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well i've never vomited other than the one time someone suggested that i drink some milk to calm my stomach down. that was a long time ago though, and i haven't thrown up since then, so i think it probably had at least a little to do with the milk. then again, i don't usually like to drink enough that i need to vomit, because i don't enjoy being overly drunk. it just sucks when you can't even walk to the bathroom to piss without help.
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obara
from Utrecht on 2006-06-07 23:00 [#01915503]
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:D
best thread ever
cheers
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-07 23:05 [#01915506]
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I'm probably going to bed soon, but I'm still here and have probably said very embarrassing things to the camera which we wil watch tomorrow probably. Woo. I don't want to do this again, I feel icky, yes, "icky". icky, says your xltronic friend Lee, the smaller one. Woo.
woo.
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mimi
on 2006-06-07 23:10 [#01915510]
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What made you do it?
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Free your mind
from Umeå (Sweden) on 2006-06-08 00:09 [#01915515]
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WTF! God damn! Christ! This was by far the most sad thing I ever read :O
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2006-06-08 00:26 [#01915518]
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Drink some water before you crash. You are going to wake up feeling like your brain has compressed to a rasin and it won't feel good.
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furoi
from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2006-06-08 01:11 [#01915523]
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if you are 16 yo it's ok
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staz
on 2006-06-08 01:38 [#01915530]
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call up some prostitutes to celebrate this benchmark in scup history.
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staplemouth
on 2006-06-08 02:34 [#01915540]
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vomit inside your pillow case and lay your sweet rosy cheek on it
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-06-08 02:45 [#01915544]
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Before you know it, you'll be knocking back ethanol-orange cocktails and injecting vodka into your bloodstream. Welcome to alcoholism.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2006-06-08 06:00 [#01915602]
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Yes plenty of fluids and a good greasy breakfast for recovery. Eggs, Pork etc. Toast.
Vodka drunk is how i first started. Ug.. i wont ever drink it again.
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staplemouth
on 2006-06-08 06:02 [#01915604]
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I'm the same, I can't drink it anymore.
And a gatorade or similar works wonders in the morning.
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-08 06:04 [#01915606]
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When you're in love with a beautiful woman It's hard When you're in love with a beautiful woman You know it's hard Everybody wants her Everybody loves her Everybody wants to take your baby home
When you're in love with a beautiful woman You watch your friends When you're in love with a beautiful woman It never ends You know that it's crazy You want to trust her Then somebody hangs up when you answer the phone When you're in love with a beautiful woman You go it alone
Maybe it's just an ego problem Problem is, I've been fooled before By fair weathered friends and faint hearted lovers And every time it happens It just convinces me more
When you're in love with a beautiful woman You watch her eyes When you're in love with a beautiful woman You look for lies Everybody tempts her Everybody tells her She's the most beautiful woman they know
When you're in love with a beautiful woman You go it alone When you're in love with a beautiful woman You watch your friends When you're in love with a beautiful woman You watch her eyes When you're in love with a beautiful woman You keep looking for lies
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mortsto-x
from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2006-06-08 07:14 [#01915648]
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When I drink, it always looks like it's my first time
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-06-08 07:16 [#01915649]
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just watch me and do what I do
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-08 09:09 [#01915686]
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update: It's the morning, I had a stomach ache all night and didn't sleep for fear of vomiting. I'm not doing this again; it was only fun for about 10 minutes and I spent that time on xltronic. Oh, and I wouldn't recommend recording yourself while drunk (or maybe it's just me that acts like a flapper).
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2006-06-08 09:48 [#01915711]
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why have you never been drunk before? why do you suck at it so much?
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-08 10:29 [#01915738]
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I've never liked the way drunk people act, the change in character scares me, and I've never had the desire to undergo that transformation. Sometimes I talk about these views and people get defensive and say stuff like "well you don't even know, pshaw." So now, replacing my strong suspicion, I know it's stupid.
to answer your second question I think the best answer would be a picture of me when I was seven at my aunt's wedding, dancing and holding a balloon. But I don't have a scanner, or picture posting abilities, so I guess I'll just say that I'm a social retard.
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QRDL
from Poland on 2006-06-08 11:09 [#01915756]
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What you should have done is go to the bathroom and do your thing. The feeling after is most relieving.
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2006-06-08 11:46 [#01915765]
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well what can I say, i think youre missing out. there is a level of drunkenness thats right for everyone and i encourage you to find it. its probably less than you drank last night
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-06-08 12:40 [#01915796]
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remember, all alcohols have different kinda of drunk, and vodka is probably the worst, but its what we all start on.
try having a few beers next time, i think youll find it more pleasant/less nauseating.
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obara
from Utrecht on 2006-06-08 12:43 [#01915799]
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hedphukkerr is right about beer. try it next time, you get more control over your drunkenness.
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2006-06-08 13:13 [#01915822]
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I quit drinking. I was getting to the point where I got rowdy, and made an ass out of myself every time.
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-06-08 13:19 [#01915825]
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i have recently grown a taste for being a complete drunken asshole to people i dont know, as opposed to my usual friendly pot-smoking self.
living at a party house is great because you get to be a dick to people who you dont know and yell at them to get the fuck out of your house for losing their goddamned purse and wandering around yelling 'has anyone seen my purse? i lost my purse! omg it was soooo cute! my purse!'
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QRDL
from Poland on 2006-06-08 13:59 [#01915887]
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For me it's like this: Vodka: For a while gives you awesome physical power and vitality, but also makes you a repulsive asshole.
Wine: Romantic feel-good feeling, closest to weed and great to combine with it
Beer: Good for social interaction on a buddy level. Makes you talkative.
Choose your way scup_bucket. Alcohol has something to offer for all of us. Don't be a wuss.
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-06-08 14:03 [#01915892]
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gin: hop around and yell, friendly like, lots of slurred speach
tequila: lucid horniness, the closest to a psychedelic alcohol before absynth
whiskey: immobile yet still able to loudly yell at people in tongues
rum: close to vodka, but doesnt taste like ass. most of the time.
then again, they all effect people differently, so these are mostly useless :P
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-08 14:10 [#01915898]
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the vodka I had smelled like rubbing alcohol
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LuminousAphid
from home (United States) on 2006-06-08 14:19 [#01915917]
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yes it does.
i need to stop being a pussy and start drinking beer. right now i can't even stand the taste of it, but i think if i try i can get used to it.
also i need to find out what's wrong with me. i used to be able to drink like a champion, especially when i went to mexico, but i just can't anymore. whenever i take a shot it just feels like i'm going to vomit and can't do another for a good 15-20 minutes for fear of it coming back up. anyone know why this might be?
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-06-08 14:23 [#01915929]
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what beers are you drinking? if its been cheap swill like bud or coors, try getting something thats more than $4 a six pack.
and that vomiteyness is just the aversion you get, cuz now your body knows whats its in for when you take a shot .
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LuminousAphid
from home (United States) on 2006-06-08 14:27 [#01915936]
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haha, maybe. i've also been sick with some stomach virus for a while though, so it might be that i just need to get over that. who knows. it's not an essential part of my life, so i'm not too worried about it.
about the beer; i dunno, i've tried a few different types, but i just can't bring myself to drink more than a bottle or two. i don't think it's the beer, just me.
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obara
from Utrecht on 2006-06-08 14:31 [#01915944]
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it's most likely just you...i couldn't drink beer for a period long time ago...and then i switched to beer only.
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2006-06-08 22:43 [#01916192]
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just like how i switched to fisticuffs instead of apologizing to those assholes.
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