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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-05-28 10:42 [#01908420]
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fact: ants are cleaner than you


 

offline staz on 2006-05-28 10:44 [#01908422]
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fact: a fleetmouse is a combination between a fleet
and a mouse!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-05-28 10:44 [#01908423]
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It's still possible to find something new to say about
Autechre.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-05-28 10:44 [#01908424]
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Mount everest is getting shorter at a rate of almost 19m a
year


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-05-28 10:44 [#01908425]
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fact: i killed a lot of ants in my life :(


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-05-28 10:46 [#01908426]
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Same here :|

I try to avoid that though.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-05-28 10:49 [#01908430]
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we are the survivors the 25th of may 2006 massacre


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-05-28 11:03 [#01908445]
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fact: there are 26 muscles in a dog's paw.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-05-28 11:03 [#01908447]
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<- I'll bet he feels embarrassed right now.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-05-28 11:04 [#01908448]
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we only use 10% of our brain


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-05-28 11:04 [#01908449]
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lol
he should be dead right now


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-05-28 11:05 [#01908451]
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speak for yourself, ixten

lol


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-05-28 11:05 [#01908452]
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we can burn the other 90% with canabis..yay


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-28 11:21 [#01908480]
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the anus is rich in nerve endings.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-05-28 11:21 [#01908481]
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fact: we will die but among all the current forum members,
one will die before all the others


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2006-05-28 11:29 [#01908489]
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The average person eats fourteen brussel sprouts in their
lifetime.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-05-28 11:31 [#01908494]
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fact: the gold mine was invented by a little man with a big
dream


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-05-28 11:36 [#01908500]
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fact: the average person gains 2GB of knowledge during his
life


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-28 11:52 [#01908512]
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fact: addictive substances are added to ice cream by a
covent of witches before it leaves the factory


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-28 11:56 [#01908514]
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fact: Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage are both played by Chevy
Chase


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-05-28 11:56 [#01908515]
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fact: Angelina Jolie talks to her food as she prepares it


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2006-05-28 12:02 [#01908518]
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An average XLT poster's body contains about 1-2 % sorbium


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-05-28 12:07 [#01908524]
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fact: cclah only eats from plates with vlaris face printed
on them


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-05-28 12:08 [#01908525]
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*sclah


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-28 12:11 [#01908529]
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fact: Dannn_s underscore is a perpetuum mobile


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2006-05-29 02:41 [#01908805]
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fact?: If Antarctica melts, the penguins will conquer
Australia.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-29 03:03 [#01908814]
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the Queen is a shape-shifting martian planning to take over
the world


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-05-29 03:06 [#01908816]
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the reason we havent used nuclear weapons lately is because
after hiroshima aliens told the world leaders that if we did
that shit again they'de destroy our planet.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-29 03:12 [#01908821]
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humans are being used as batteries by robots after we
scorched our own ozone layer


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-29 03:16 [#01908830]
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god raped mary


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-05-29 03:19 [#01908834]
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mary was a whore but denied it


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-29 03:22 [#01908838]
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jesus wasnt healing people, he was touching them up


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-05-29 03:23 [#01908841]
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as you can see, there are 5 fish on this table. alright..
now turn around.. t, turn around..


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-29 03:27 [#01908846]
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Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-29 03:36 [#01908857]
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sociobiology tells the truth


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-05-29 03:38 [#01908858]
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the devil is in the details


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-29 03:39 [#01908860]
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sky captain: the world of tomorrow is a good film


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-05-29 03:41 [#01908862]
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moby made great music in the early 90s


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-05-29 03:41 [#01908863]
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The Internet is a myth.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-05-29 03:42 [#01908865]
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6606


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-29 03:44 [#01908867]
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plastikman is gay


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2006-05-29 04:57 [#01908900]
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Indie cred is the official currency of Norway


 

offline uzim on 2006-05-29 05:03 [#01908904]
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19m sounds like a lot to me...


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-05-29 05:17 [#01908910]
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Emo people are probably the most persecuted & oppressed
people in the world


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-05-29 05:23 [#01908915]
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you are all a creation of my imagination


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-05-29 05:38 [#01908923]
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false! -dissapears unexpectedly-


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-29 05:57 [#01908926]
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MYTH BUSTED!!!


Attached picture

 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-05-29 06:19 [#01908929]
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I remember that one, he whined quite a lot.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-05-29 07:06 [#01908942]
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fact: this thread needs more_Dannn_


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-29 07:09 [#01908944]
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haha, one of the best programs of the lot


 


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