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[OT] The Pointless topic [NSFW!!!]
 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2006-05-24 09:51 [#01906054]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



Ok. I'm gonne fuxxing try this. This is a topic for
pointless posts. It's about 43% chance that it's going to be
closed, but if people stick to this topic, when they feel
the need to post pics, jokes, or even just %¤#&%¤&%#, they
can use this. Assume that it will not be worksafe.

Now...POST!


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2006-05-24 09:52 [#01906055]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



Hey xceque! Your mama is so fat she sat on a Nintendo
Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Now it's 65% closing-chance.



 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-05-24 09:52 [#01906057]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



so your thinking is that we should keep all the crap in one
place? well, it kinda makes sense, you wouldn't take a shit
in the kitchen now, would you...


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-24 09:54 [#01906059]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker



First


 

offline xceque on 2006-05-24 09:56 [#01906062]
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Oh, you're so naughty.

I quite liked that deathprod, by the way. I've listened to
Reference Frequencies and Treetop Drive so far and I shall
be listening to the rest at leisure and on repeat occasions.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2006-05-24 09:57 [#01906065]
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You're either with us, or with the poop.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2006-05-24 09:57 [#01906066]
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Yes, nice! It's a shame that Deathprod has "retired" for the
sake of Supersilent, so we have to enjoy what's already out
there.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2006-05-24 09:58 [#01906067]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker | Followup to i_x_ten: #01906057



Yes! And everyone has to fav+ this topic!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-24 10:00 [#01906072]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker | Followup to Dolleater: #01906065



ahahhahaahAHAHAHAH

its easy being both

GHGHGHAHAHAHAHlahahahahah


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-05-24 10:01 [#01906075]
Points: 19377 Status: Regular



i wanna talk here about Zoot Woman. can this topic be saved
?

the first album of Zoot Woman is fantastic

the second one - is ok

do you think the third album would be a masterpiece ?


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-05-24 10:01 [#01906076]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker



so your thinking is that we should keep all the crap in
one
place?


I'm starting to think we should have an "Off Topic" section
here. There are too many not-related-music threads in these
days. People who visit the place for the first time may get
the impression this is not a real "Excellent Electronic
Music" messageboard, with all those OT topics. In my
opinion.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-05-24 10:03 [#01906079]
Points: 19377 Status: Regular | Followup to obara: #01906075



actually, i fuck opinionions. i prefer blond booby girls


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offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-05-24 10:04 [#01906080]
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you're too fucking N00B to suggest anything so shut up.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-05-24 10:07 [#01906082]
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Never man. I'm free to express my opinion here, like anyone
else.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-05-24 10:08 [#01906084]
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I thought the second one was better actually


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-05-24 10:10 [#01906086]
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you're wrong. you can see how wrong you are if you go
HERE


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-05-24 10:10 [#01906088]
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not only for records lives the man...


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offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-05-24 10:12 [#01906090]
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that's healthy for you


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-24 10:14 [#01906092]
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A+


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-05-24 10:17 [#01906098]
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I got two of those (three if you're counting the reissue
with green card sleeve). it's a fiddly bitch to take the
records in and out of. sometimes I miss the pocket it's
supposed to be in :/


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-05-24 10:22 [#01906101]
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All we need is music, sweet music
There'll be music everywhere
They'll be swinging, swaying, records playing
Dancing in the street, oh

It doesn't matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there
So come on every guy, grab a girl, everywhere, around the
world
They'll be dancing, dancing in the streets


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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-24 10:50 [#01906149]
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I'm broken


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-05-24 11:56 [#01906157]
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I'ma a painter so I been working on this couple's house for
the past few weeks. So this morning I went by they house
real early in the morning to work on the kitchen. They was
upstairs in they room sleep while i was working. Last night
I had all you can eat seafood, crab legs, scallops, mussles,
clams....ate like 4 biscuits too
And I had a late nite banana split and choclate pinneapple
cake too.

So I'm working and then I feel my stomach bursting with
energy. I knew something big was about to happen, and it was
gonna happen IMMEDIATELY. The only bathroom in the house
with a twalet was in they bedroom, so I would have surely
pissed them of by busting in they boodwar and bombing the
twalet atomically.

So I ran down to the basement frantically, cause my stomach
was erupting wit pain, my anus and recum were gaping and
throbbing, and I had even started sweating. I seen no where
to realease my load, so I ran back up the steps. I was so
delirious I just ran around in circles for like 20 seconds,
and then I new my bowells was about to vacate my insides. So
I just ran in the kitchen, dropped my trousers, and hopped
up on the sink. and nature just took over. Pounds upon
pounds of hot liquified feces poured out my bum like lava. I
tried to keep it quiet, but the water doo-doo was hittin the
sink like "SSHPLOKALAKALAKALAKALAKALLAKALAKA". It was like a
female orgasm, cause I kicked my legs in the air and just
started trembling all over.The whole time I'm praying one of
them don't come down until I get a chance to flush this crap
out somehow. But after like 6 minutes, I heard somebody
making their way down the bloody steps! I had no time to
wipe or nothing. So I hop down off the sink, grabs a bucket
of paint and pour it all over the sink and the the poo, and
splash the rest over the lower half of my body.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-05-24 11:57 [#01906158]
Points: 7877 Status: Lurker



The lady of the house came down and was like "WTF!!! What
happend???" And I told her I fell off the ladder and spilled
the paint. She was like "Well you got to clean this up
before the paint drys", and then she started talkin about
going to Walmart to get mini blinds or some junk. While she
was talking I'm dripping with paint on the outside of my
pants, and wet poo is still sliding down the inside of the
pants and on to the floor. But the paint was crimson, so the
poo blended in with the paint. (I guess there was some blood
mixed with the poo, probably cause of the way it ripped so
visciously from my anus)
And I was hoping the smell didn't get to her.
She goes back up stairs and says she's going back to sleep.
Man I just left the house and ain't went back yet. I'ma get
fired for sure
I'm trying to think of an excuse


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offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-24 12:07 [#01906167]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



So then.

Our work on Pax6 as a master control gene for
eyemorphogenesis and the implications for eye evolution have
been summarized for Trends in Genetics (Gehring & Ikeo,
1999). Pax genes from various animal phyla are capable of
inducing ectopic eye morphogenesis, indicating that Pax6 is
a master control gene for eye development. It is proposed
that contrary to the dogma, the various eye-types found in
metazoa, are derived monophyletically, from a common
prototype. In order to explain the evolution of the
different types of eyes, we have advanced the hypothesis
that different genes are intercalated into the prototypic
eye developmental pathway in the various animal phyla.

In Drosophila we have documented two cases of gene
intercalation (recruitment) into the eye developmental
pathway: twin of eyeless and drosocrystallin. The Drosophila
genome contains in addition to eyeless (ey) asecond Pax6
homolog, called twin of eyeless (toy). This pair of genes
has presumably arisen by gene duplication relatively late
during insect evolution. toy and ey share a similar pattern
of expression, but toy is expressed much earlier during
embryogenesis. Targeted expression of toy, like ey, induces
the formation of ectopic eyes. Genetic and biochemical
evidence indicates, however, that toy functions upstream of
ey by directly regulating the eye-specific enhancer of ey.

Well well.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-24 12:13 [#01906172]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



i LOVE pointless threads!

tits


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2006-05-24 13:25 [#01906267]
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Your mama got two with me last night, you braggin' BI-atch!


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-05-24 22:23 [#01906470]
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your trying to look so cool in your avatar that you should
be banned in one week


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-05-24 22:33 [#01906471]
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all the shit IS in one place:

xltronic.com/mb

ZING!


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2006-05-25 05:05 [#01906625]
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i have nothing to say.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2006-05-25 05:07 [#01906626]
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cake


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-05-25 05:45 [#01906670]
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Give Seth a smile and longer hair.


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