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Thank you thank you thank you Dave for my beautiful boldiness! :D now I just need to figure out how to make pictures small enough to post! |
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my dear,is this your first thread. thank you :D |
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this is a pic of me. |
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Congs my dear Sophie! I'm glad to see you're able to post pictures now and I'm pleased you made your first thread ever! :) |
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It is indeed my first! I don't know how I dare to call myself a member! No Dave, that's not you! This is you! Even more beautiful :) |
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Thank you Marco! I finally managed to make a thread before someone else stole it from me :D |
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you say all the right things :-* |
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is.. is your head growing out of your armpit or something..? |
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Female version of rubber johnny? |
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.. Bwahah .. She can't be compared to Rubber Jhonny, cause she's too hot. |
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i wondered how many time this thread would stay romantic -_- |
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much time |
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Hahah. Yeah thanks! I would post a better picture but i cant get it small enough cos I've not downloaded a programme to do it in yet. Hang on, let me ask Marco for some help. My body's normal thanks! |
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I want you to take it back that I'm the female Rubber Jonny, now you've got a full body pic and can quite clearly see that my head is in it's right place! |
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By Rubber Johnny, I think they just meant you will cover anyones cock until they cum and then they throw you away. |
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Well that's a given. What else would you use a woman for? |
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Cooking and ironing. |
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WOMAN±!??±!? |
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You've forgotten washing |
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I haven't. I like my women dirty. |
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Are all european women that gorgeous?? |
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no just english women |
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I've always wondered how much English females differ from American females. SVALX you aint answered my question yet |
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Yes cygnus, we all look exactly the same :D |
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On average English females weigh about 300 pounds lighter. |
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i believe it well it's kind of black & white with girls here. in texas, it's often that girls are either extremely fat or extremely anorexic. it's hard to find an in between. |
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maybe you should go gay? |
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I'm only joking...English girls are getting as fat as their stateside cousins. Info: In Wales, a subdistrict of England, females are called 'sheep' |
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info: the original lyrics to 'god save the queen' included the line "any holes a goal" |
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svalx's hair is also kinda really beautiful, cuts like that are rare in my town. 80% of girls have the standard 'emo' cut; at least 4 inches of bangs, and a myriad of spikes and phenomena sticking up in the back and down the sides. or they have these military boot cuts. it's like there is some interlocked phrase-movement between the haircuts on television and the haircuts in real life. at least where i am from. it is rare you see a girl who just lets it all hang out like that, its kinda phat imo |
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maybe you should go gay? well assuming i did... all males in my town dress like girls. they wear girls pants, wear long cuts, tight shirts, and huge fabulous belts. plenty have the personality of girls too especially if we're talking musicians, these punk/emo/exp/noise dudes, its like, 'if we act like girls, if we indulge our feminine side a bit more, our dicks will grow in response' and there's a good share of females who look like males. wearing long baggy pants, shirts that are black but when they get sweaty in the armpits you can still see the pit-stains. fucked up teeth, never seen a toothbrush before in their lives, walking around with a 100-year old browned pickett fence in between their gums, talking to me asking me if i like brian eno do you see the dillemma? |
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id just bash one out in the shower then |
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Thanks for the compliments cygnus. My hairs about 3 inches longer now though. To be honest with you, I do fuck all with it apart from wash it and straighten it once every couple of months. Nice to know that my laziness is appreciated! |
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grow it long and never cut it. Girls are the absolute best with long hair! :D I dig I dig! |
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Haha. You sound like my dad (he phrased it slightly differently though, ha). He used to get so upset when I cut it! :D |
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papa pandas AHHAAHAHAH |
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<3 hanal get nekkid and post pics! wait, I have you on msn, don't I? that's for both hanal and svalx |
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are you in hollyoaks |
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Some poor girl trying to make conversation with Cygnus about somehting she thinks they both might know about like Brian Eno and all he can think about is her teeth and boom bakakakaka bucckk shshhhshshs whump whump whump OMG THE BASS in 5:13 to 5:16 and why he's never had sex. |
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oh dear, its you. |
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Not for much longer, you cunt. |
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why were are you going? |
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oh, offline |
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and all he can think about is her teeth and boom bakakakaka bucckk shshhhshshs whump whump whump sorry dog_belch i dont recognize that song!!!!! when are you gonna do another radio set? |
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Nope, afraid not. Not watched that since I was about 16. I was in it once though. For about ten seconds. |
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Even Rubber Johnny can look normal (well,almost) when he's not contorting... Only kidding, comment retracted fortwith. You're a lucky lady getting that close to Mr. Hanal. Most of the members of the board would kill to have Dave give them a beard-rub. :D |
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I GET THEM ALL OF THE TIME , FOR FREE. YOU CAN BE DAMN SURE I'M GOING TO GET ANOTHER ONE SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE. FOR FREE |
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are you OB? |
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Glad to hear it, pea head. :D Dave gives me free beard rubs allllllll the time! No Dannn_ I'm not OB unfortunately. I just live close to Chester, where it's set. |
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This topic is gonna celebrate your thousandth post, your first thread, your new premium membership and your beauty Wow... :) |
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