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are you around? please get in touch if you are. kitty x ps that thing about turtles is true ;0) |
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Welcome to the board Kitty |
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hahaah I like your email choice! ;) |
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ta recycle :0) ta virginpusher :0) |
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boots adn socks are the way to go these days |
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behindthebeats is a slag |
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last i saw him he was going behind the bike sheds with a tramp and a pack of sandwiches, possibly tuna mayo |
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tuna??????? :O Horrid! |
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it may have been dolphin |
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oh! well that thats ok with me! |
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vlari is a pimp |
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oh yes |
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One day I will hear "Daddy, whats a pimp" ? |
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what did behindthebeats say about turtles? |
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good question |
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ps that thing about turtles is true my ring just got blue |
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is Vlari the bottom one :) much love to the Vals !! |
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what did behindthebeats say about turtles? erm... I may have my wires crossed here. behindthebeats, does your name begin with c? *mystery* |
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HEY! |
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best! |
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kittylamurka \ yes it does as it happens .... |
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oooh is your name carl? |
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whatsthisallabout? TALK ABOUT THE TURTLES!!! |
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long story... but basically, turtles can breathe through their bums. |
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carl it is squire. how could u know that? any chance of lengthening the story? |
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bumsex |
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alright kittylamurka think ive sussed this. youve got soul am i right? |
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Internet! :D |
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Well done for sussing ;0) Indeed I've got soul, but how could you know that?! Do you admire my online skills? I wish you had an email address on here... |
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check ur mail |
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coming back atcha! |
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kitty i just have to publicly tell everyone on this board that you are totally hot ....... hope u dont mind ;) |
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Is yall internet dating? |
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*blushes* behindthebeats, oh my gosh! You're too kind! (thank you). I'd just like to tell everyone that you're a total hottie (but they probably know already!). |
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turtles can breathe through their bums? WTF?!?!? I WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT THAT!!!! And, if they fart, is it considered circular breathing? T U R T L E S ! ! ! |
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C'mon... I really need to talk about turtles. It's a must for me. Nobody cares about turtles? I mean, turtles are the best! Yes, I said TURTLES!!!!!!!! |
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And if possible, not the ninja ones... |
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C'mon... They can even kiss. I tell you! TURTLE KISS!!!!!! |
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unabomber this is for you http://www.straightdope.com/columns/011116.html |
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so not only can they breathe through their arse they can breathe underwater through their arse |
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Hey kitty, thnx a lot!! Here's a present for you! |
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Oh, and in case you don't know, turtles can be really big!!! (What's that guy doin' in the back, that turtle can hardly breath!!!) |
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And they have awesome friends!!!! |
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This guys are also turtles!!! |
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some are cute... |
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Turtle Soup Any old soup recipe will work for (snapping) turtle soup. The main problem with turtle soup is cleaning the turtle. You have to be certain that every last speck of fat is removed from the meat before cooking. This is not too difficult because the fat is between the skin and the flesh. To butcher a turtle you start by chopping off the turtle's head. Be careful because the head will still bite even after it is removed from the body and the body will still crawl away after the head is removed. Turtles don't die right away. When the body stops trying to crawl away, dip it in boiling water and scrape off the exterior layer of skin, including the shell. The result will be a bright white carcus, compared to the muddy brown-green you started with. Next step is to remove the shell. Cut along grove on each side between the front and back legs. It is the narrowest part of the shell. The tail, neck and all four legs are attached to the top of the shell. Remove from shell and you have the bulk of the meat. However, there will be some meat on the bottom shell and top shell. It is at this point that you remove the fat. Just roll back the skin and with a paring knife and your index finger scrape out the fat. I learned about turtles from my parents who learned from their German immigrant fathers. It has been told in family circles that my maternal grandfather would catch snapping turtles by hand. I never saw him do it because he was hit and killed by a truck when I was about nine years old. It was a big loss for me because he was just starting to teach me about turtles, wild mushrooms, dandelions and other natural things. He made the greatest doughnuts I ever ate. Good luck with your turtle soup. Just cook it long with lots of vegetables and it will be good if you removed all of the fat. |
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