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To add to all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which went unnoticed last week. Larry la Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey". died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and then the trouble started. |
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god damn. |
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There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the distance. As they get closer they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts. "Hey, Pepe" says the first bloke "Ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!" "You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly drops down on the sand and calls across to the dying Pepe. Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?" With his ! dying breath Pepe calls out... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!! Ees not a Bacon Tree!" "Ees" "Ees" "Ees... a.... Ham bush" |
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haha! I feel I'm going to die within one year. |
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did you know atheism is a non prophet organisation? |
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What do you get if you cross a pirate & a paedophile? HAAAAARRRRRRR Kelly. |
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i went into HMV today, and asked the bloke behind the counter "have you got anything by the doors?" the assistant replied "a fire extinguisher?" |
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Why do you know how to spell pedifile ? other than that the joke gets 4/5 little boys |
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A bloke meets this girl at the bar and they hit it off and they end up back at her place and they get a bit steamy and foreplay is taking palce and during the course of this the young lady guides the man's foot between her legs and starts rubbing herself against it and then later full on intercourse takes place... Next morning the guy wakes up, gets out of bed and realises his toes are really sore and red. He gets dressed and goes to work, leaving the girl sleeping. Come lunchtime the itchness of his foot is unbearable so he goes to the doctors. The doctor examines his toes and says "Well, I'm sorry to say sir, but you've got VD of the foot." "...VD of the foot!?!" says the man, "That's a bit weird isn't it?" and the doctor says "That's nothing, earlier on I had a woman in here with Athlete's fanny". |
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which came the first the chicken or the egg? That chicken sure wasn't complaining. |
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