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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-05-11 19:39 [#01897218]
Points: 4540 Status: Regular



my dad just gave me $20 to buy my mother chocolates and
flowers for mother's day. Is it just me, or is that
completely inappropriate

"hi mom, wanna go out?"


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-05-11 19:42 [#01897221]
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oedipus_bucket


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-11 19:43 [#01897222]
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I think you dad feels sorry for you that:
A) you havent saved up enough money from you own job to get
your mom something
B) even if you had the money you wouldnt acknowledge your
mother with a half-way descent card and or gift
C) you dads not getting your mom anything and he wants your
mother to get something on Mothers Day.

Afterall she is you mother.


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-05-11 19:46 [#01897224]
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Just spend the money on drugs and alcohol.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2006-05-11 19:46 [#01897225]
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It is a bit


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-05-11 19:48 [#01897226]
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I'd say he was trying to remind me it was mother's day on
sunday (which was a good move because I didn't
know)...mostly B then.



 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-11 19:52 [#01897227]
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even though its kinda ghey, just get your mom a gift, give
her a big hug, tell her you love her, and do a few things
around the house to help

just let her know that your thankful and all

then on Monday, wake up and say "Maaahhhhhhhhh whats for
breakfast anyways"


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-11 19:55 [#01897229]
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$5 card, $5 quid chocs, $10 beer for you


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-05-11 19:55 [#01897230]
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shit, flowers and chocolates it is.

I'm an ungratefull, spitefull little monster.


 

offline mimi on 2006-05-11 19:55 [#01897232]
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That's pretty nice, it would be more like my dad to send my
mom death threats through me


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-05-11 19:59 [#01897233]
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see, that's the kind of environment I need to thrive. This
loving bullshit is wearing thin.


 

offline mimi on 2006-05-11 20:06 [#01897235]
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it's Pretty Great


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-05-11 20:08 [#01897236]
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haha.

wear a fucking tie at least you slob. and comb your hair.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-05-11 20:10 [#01897239]
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Give her back her after birth.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2006-05-11 20:30 [#01897249]
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hahahahaha :)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-11 20:31 [#01897250]
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I'm pretty sure that no mom wants her after birth back.


 

offline Aphexisatwin from your mom's room (United States) on 2006-05-12 00:37 [#01897275]
Points: 2777 Status: Regular



........... mother's day ?

















FUCK !


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-05-12 00:45 [#01897277]
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LOL!

She will not be very pleased if you begin like this...


 

offline Aphexisatwin from your mom's room (United States) on 2006-05-12 00:51 [#01897278]
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so uhhhhhhhhh....... who wants to borrow Brett 20 bucks ???
anyone ???















shit....


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-05-12 00:55 [#01897279]
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Just grab some free flowers from around...
Write her something beautifull...

Money can't buy you love!


 


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