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offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2006-05-11 19:20 [#01897203]
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what's the first thing you do before fucking a 7 year old?

drown it, of course!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-11 19:23 [#01897204]
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shocking


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2006-05-11 19:26 [#01897205]
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only if you throw a radio in the tub while doing it.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-11 19:30 [#01897207]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker



can you say "Grow up", fcuking a 7 year old.... :(


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2006-05-11 19:31 [#01897210]
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it's not wrong if you're 8.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-11 19:33 [#01897212]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker | Followup to hevquip: #01897210



Doing that to a 7 year old at any age, it COMPLETELY WRONG.

are you fcuked up in the head today hevquip ?
SERIOUSELY.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2006-05-11 19:35 [#01897213]
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well what if it's already dead when you find it?

i need pointers on my upcoming trial.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-11 19:37 [#01897215]
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theres another xlt member ill never talk to again.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-11 19:37 [#01897216]
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what's the best thing about killing hevquip?

he'll be dead. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-11 19:38 [#01897217]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker | Followup to earthleakage: #01897216



hevquip used to be ace, im not sure whats gotten into him


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-05-11 19:41 [#01897219]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker | Followup to hevquip: #01897213



I never knew what to think of you as a fellow XLTronicer
before, mainly because I didn't care, but now, I am
disgusted that you exist. That was no more funny than a rock
lying in the dirt, perhaps less.






P.S. Congs on 2877!!! :D


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-05-11 20:11 [#01897240]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



i admit that i think it's a funny joke although not wholly
original.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-05-11 20:12 [#01897241]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



oh i meant to say, "a seven year old what...?"

because maybe he meant an affordable bottle of single malt
scotch.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2006-05-11 20:16 [#01897243]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to evolume: #01897241



No, he didn't. It was a crass joke.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-05-11 20:21 [#01897244]
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yeah

crass is kinda en vogue these days though.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2006-05-11 20:27 [#01897245]
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I Know too many crass jokes. Hevquip was just being silly
though.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2006-05-11 20:28 [#01897246]
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i hate these fucking kind of jokes.

go be a scenester

and watch family guy


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-11 20:29 [#01897247]
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-I hope your right-


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-11 20:30 [#01897248]
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Baby Stewie is da bomb.
Now that kids got the crass.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2006-05-11 20:31 [#01897251]
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How's Thad junior going?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-11 20:52 [#01897258]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker | Followup to JivverDicker: #01897251



Very well Braeden is almost 9 weeks old, hes happy and
healthy. Hes been sleeping for about 30 minutes, which
should turn into about 3 1/2 to 4 hours. So I need to finish
up around the house and get a few winks in before he needs
changed, fed then burbed.

thanks for asking YO !


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2006-05-12 09:33 [#01897542]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #01897258



Can he do a 360 reverse windmill slam jam yet?

How bout; can he fake the funk on the nasty dunk?


 


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