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offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-08 04:18 [#01894717]
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.... is a bummer!

 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-08 04:18 [#01894719]
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but seriously, where are my wav's nobber?

 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-05-08 04:23 [#01894720]
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i like this guy and your avatar as much

 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-05-08 04:24 [#01894721]
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offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-08 04:27 [#01894723]
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aye ok

 

offline rogu rarebit from beggin' for leggings on 2006-05-08 06:19 [#01894749]
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A guy goes into a talent agency and says: "Boy have I got a
show for you! A real family act!" The agent, mildly
interested, goes: "Alright, let's see what you got." So, the
guy goes on stage and starts shitting on the floor. Then the
guy's wife comes on stage and sets out eating the shit,
while the guy begins fucking her in the ass. Now their two
kids take the stage. The daughter immediately starts licking
her dad's asshole and the son begins pissing on his mother,
while she's being buttfucked by the dad. Next, the sister
starts sucking off her brother, while the dad goes on to
fuck his daughter. Meanwhile the family dog comes on stage
and the mother starts licking its balls, while she's being
eaten out by her son, who is being blown by his sister, who
is being fucked by her father. Next, the son and the father
jerk each other off until they cum all over the mother, the
daughter and the dog. Then the whole family, covered in
shit, piss and cum, stands up and takes a bow, and the
father raises his arms in the air and exclaims: "Tadaaa!"
After a long pause the agent says: "Well, that sure was a
hell of an act. What do you call it?" and the father goes:
"The Aristocrats!"


 

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