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offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-04-24 04:27 [#01885892]
Points: 6196 Status: Lurker



Got an interview with a mind numbing accountancy firm at 2.
They say they might stick me on contract till sept,
basically untill i leave for Japan (i need the cash). I hate
working for accountants , its some of the dullest work
ever.
:/


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2006-04-24 04:33 [#01885895]
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not much you can do wrong and lose your job then, good luck
though


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2006-04-24 04:47 [#01885899]
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make vst's and then get people to download them illegally


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-04-24 04:48 [#01885900]
Points: 6196 Status: Lurker | Followup to stilaktive: #01885899



that would be an ace job

also now i am signed i wnat you all to illegally downalod my
music instead of buying my CD

get in


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-04-24 04:54 [#01885901]
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major problem... certainly deserves a thread.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-04-24 05:15 [#01885921]
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owls sing loudly in the course of night


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-24 05:17 [#01885923]
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haha 'downalod' :D

good luck with the interview.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-04-24 05:20 [#01885926]
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thanks. Haven't done an interview since my GEOS one (which
was 3 days long).


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-04-24 08:59 [#01886081]
Points: 6196 Status: Lurker



DEAR LORD

this was for a general admin job (just office dogsbodie
right). The first thing they did was give me a sodding IQ
test. But not your average IQ test a home made one with
questions such as;
What number goes in the following sequence: 1, 8, 27, ?,
125, 148

that was the actual question i mean wtf?
I know you guys consider me a thicko because i type like a
one handed sock puppet but seriously these questions were
simply stupid. Its a filling job not a nuclear physicist.

and the atmosphere in there! I walked in and all teh
curtains were drawn (its a relativly sunny day) nothing but
silence and everyone with faces like smacked arses. it was
like a mortury.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-04-24 10:23 [#01886132]
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i couldn't do a job like that


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-04-24 10:24 [#01886133]
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THAD'S SOCK PUPPET!!!


 

offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2006-04-24 10:32 [#01886143]
Points: 2515 Status: Lurker



I had a job interview with an insurance company, and the
lady said, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" I
said, "Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking
me that question!"

- Mitch Hedberg


 

offline Aphexisatwin from your mom's room (United States) on 2006-04-24 10:36 [#01886145]
Points: 2777 Status: Regular | Followup to chambre noire: #01886143



Where do you see yourself in 5 year ?

(don't say doing your wife... don't say doing your wife...
don't say doing your wife...)

doing your...... son

-Peter Griffin


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-04-24 10:53 [#01886158]
Points: 6196 Status: Lurker



she asked me why i wanted to be an accountant, i said i
didn't i just need moola!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-04-24 10:56 [#01886160]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



well that's stupid


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-04-24 11:01 [#01886161]
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1, 8, 27, You failed the interview, 125, 148


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-04-24 11:01 [#01886162]
Points: 4396 Status: Regular



you could use idm messageboards to roleplay your job
interviews.
Q: what is the importance of your familiar relationships to
the company enhancement?


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-04-24 11:03 [#01886163]
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it was thoroughly annoying. Bit of a superiority complex
going on there, i worked at a diff accountants for 3 years
and there was no such bullshit. If i fo get it i think i
will say NO.


 


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