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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-04-24 04:27 [#01885892]
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Got an interview with a mind numbing accountancy firm at 2. They say they might stick me on contract till sept, basically untill i leave for Japan (i need the cash). I hate working for accountants , its some of the dullest work ever.
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Fah
from Netherlands, The on 2006-04-24 04:33 [#01885895]
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not much you can do wrong and lose your job then, good luck though
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stilaktive
from a place on 2006-04-24 04:47 [#01885899]
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make vst's and then get people to download them illegally
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-04-24 04:48 [#01885900]
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that would be an ace job
also now i am signed i wnat you all to illegally downalod my music instead of buying my CD
get in
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-04-24 04:54 [#01885901]
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major problem... certainly deserves a thread.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-04-24 05:15 [#01885921]
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owls sing loudly in the course of night
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J198
from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-24 05:17 [#01885923]
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haha 'downalod' :D
good luck with the interview.
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-04-24 05:20 [#01885926]
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thanks. Haven't done an interview since my GEOS one (which was 3 days long).
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-04-24 08:59 [#01886081]
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DEAR LORD
this was for a general admin job (just office dogsbodie right). The first thing they did was give me a sodding IQ test. But not your average IQ test a home made one with questions such as;
What number goes in the following sequence: 1, 8, 27, ?, 125, 148
that was the actual question i mean wtf? I know you guys consider me a thicko because i type like a one handed sock puppet but seriously these questions were simply stupid. Its a filling job not a nuclear physicist.
and the atmosphere in there! I walked in and all teh curtains were drawn (its a relativly sunny day) nothing but silence and everyone with faces like smacked arses. it was like a mortury.
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Anus_Presley
on 2006-04-24 10:23 [#01886132]
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i couldn't do a job like that
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Anus_Presley
on 2006-04-24 10:24 [#01886133]
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THAD'S SOCK PUPPET!!!
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chambre noire
from Iceland on 2006-04-24 10:32 [#01886143]
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I had a job interview with an insurance company, and the lady said, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" I said, "Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me that question!"
- Mitch Hedberg
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Aphexisatwin
from your mom's room (United States) on 2006-04-24 10:36 [#01886145]
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Where do you see yourself in 5 year ?
(don't say doing your wife... don't say doing your wife... don't say doing your wife...)
doing your...... son
-Peter Griffin
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-04-24 10:53 [#01886158]
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she asked me why i wanted to be an accountant, i said i didn't i just need moola!
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Anus_Presley
on 2006-04-24 10:56 [#01886160]
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well that's stupid
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2006-04-24 11:01 [#01886161]
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1, 8, 27, You failed the interview, 125, 148
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stefano_azevedo
from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-04-24 11:01 [#01886162]
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you could use idm messageboards to roleplay your job interviews.
Q: what is the importance of your familiar relationships to the company enhancement?
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-04-24 11:03 [#01886163]
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it was thoroughly annoying. Bit of a superiority complex going on there, i worked at a diff accountants for 3 years and there was no such bullshit. If i fo get it i think i will say NO.
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