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Why not try exuming the dead Why not try soup Why not try following Peter Sissons everywhere he goes and quickly nipping into a doorway when he turns around Why not try pretending to be a tree Why not try onanism Why not try swimming on land Why not try standing at an unusual angle Why not try having sex with a world leader and then attempting to topple him with the revelations about your relationship Why not try accusing Quentin Tarantino of being racist to his face Why not try eating a strangers placenta Why not try standing in the middle of a roundabout swearing at cars as they pass Why not try going to see The Fast Show live, taking photos of all the characters, and then standing in Mr CD on Berwick St in Soho and reciting all the catchphrases while showing the photos to your friend for half an hour Why not try working for the Daily Star, interviewing people and then just changing everything they say, to make them sound like idiots Why not try surrounding your house with POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS tape and watching through the curtains while your neighbours look uneasy and distressed Why not try dancing with tears in your eyes Why not try beating around the bush and other low level vegetation Why not try employing Socratic Irony Why not try threatening some innocent Italian tourists and then trying to hit me with a broken bottle when I intervene Why not try making fatuous comments Why not try saying Lee Hurst is your favourite comic Why not try being obtuse Why not try grabbing a book that a stranger is reading and throwing it at a wall Why not try suckling on the dugs of old women Why not try macrame Why not try playing badminton Why not try eating rye bread in a wry fashion Why not try monkeying around Why not try going out with someone who is much too good for you Why not try watching TV |
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i could answer all your questions, but then your fine thread would be spoiled. and i couldn't do that dannn |
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and why not indeed |
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moaning pianist regrets softly feebly, petal deafens piously, juice sagging squelching, grayly, plump birch tree mimics mystically rambling bronze tame vain firstborn emerges, odd bees somersault, rusty arid lake rusts, implausible cheap angelic fruit embraces, bumblebee screeching fumblingly, leprechaun hides |
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sounds very radiohead |
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[#01865892] LOL and [#01865893] I'm impressed |
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AGHAHAHAHA |
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Is that David Shrigley? |
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sucking on the dugs? |
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no but it looks a lot like it |
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+favorites |
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Spines in brine? |
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sounds like Raphael... which is not a compliment im afraid |
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