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3. There is a Chinese speedskater by the name of Fengtong Yu. Fengtong, I suppose, being a little bit of a long name, perhaps just to pick up chicks or just because it works for T-Mac and A-Rod, Fengtong goes by F Yu. This means nothing in Chinese. In English, it is the funniest thing ever (to seventh graders and Abbott and Costello fans). Imagine the hijinks of a phone call. "May I ask who is calling?" "F Yu." "I beg your pardon?" "F Yu" "Well, if you are going to be rude, F Yu too." "No, that is my son." |
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Waiter, there's IDM in my soup |
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-Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? -The ultra-sound man. |
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oh my, a rude joke? i would never read such a thing! how dare you, sir! |
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funny no rude no |
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and the batman says: why the long face ? |
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I'm a frayed knot ! |
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How many niggers does it take to take out a lightbuld? Wait a second, I didn't just say that did I? |
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cygnus |
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Well, I would take it back, but there isn't an edit function. >hides< |
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"Sorry cygnus" >cowers in shame< |
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You took the words straight out of my mouth. |
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Maybe a mod would be kind enough to delete the post? |
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and the barman says to the horse "why the long face?" |
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Which post? (give me the post number) That was a rather unfunny and unpleasent thing to say. |
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I WANT FRINGE BENEFITS!!!!!!! |
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how do you get a poof to shag your girlfriend? shit in her cunt. |
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hahaha that's fantastically offensive |
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Muahaha |
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has anyone got a link to the Southpark Aristocrats joke - that's hilariously rude too |
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there you go |
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why does it rain? because "tunnel" |
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I believe it's the number Mr Ceri. |
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whats got 8 legs and scares girls? gang rape. |
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augmatic disport comes to a bar....... |
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