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if your only tool is a hammer
 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-02-25 23:04 [#01848990]
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you tend to see every problem as a nail


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-02-26 01:05 [#01849001]
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your point was?


 

offline plantre from United States on 2006-02-26 01:25 [#01849004]
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i like it.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-02-26 01:33 [#01849005]
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higher knowlege from texas


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-02-26 02:27 [#01849013]
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.


Attached picture

 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-02-26 02:36 [#01849016]
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flim


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-02-26 03:15 [#01849022]
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with a hammer you dont always have to bang on the nail, you
can also remove it :)


 

offline uzim on 2006-02-26 03:34 [#01849034]
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if your problem is a headache, you'll soon realize that
every problem isn't a nail. unless you have weird feelings.
unless you're especially dumb, but in this case you'd make
for good natural selection.

i especially like plantre's, _gvarek_'s and hedphukkerr's
current avatars here.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-02-26 03:36 [#01849035]
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my avatar is my knee and a portion of a slide.

uh yeah.

drunk.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-02-26 03:42 [#01849042]
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I think the saying "If your only tool is a hammer, you tend
to see every problem as the back of a hookers head." Is a
lot more relevant here.


 

offline uzim on 2006-02-26 04:00 [#01849060]
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why a hooker?


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-02-26 04:09 [#01849066]
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Its funnier that way


 

offline uzim on 2006-02-26 04:11 [#01849068]
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as you wish.
i'd much rather hit chavs, personally.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-26 04:20 [#01849073]
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now that is a good use for an hammer


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-02-26 04:32 [#01849080]
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Fair enough. The saying is now ""If your only tool is a
hammer, you tend to see every problem as the back of a chavs
head."


 

offline staz on 2006-02-26 04:43 [#01849081]
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if your only tool is an udnertow


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-26 05:10 [#01849092]
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back or front,its all good.


 

offline uzim on 2006-02-26 11:11 [#01849291]
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then get ænima and lateralus.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-02-26 11:26 [#01849303]
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and if your only tool is kebab.....


 

offline staz on 2006-02-26 11:27 [#01849305]
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+opiate and salival


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-02-26 11:41 [#01849313]
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I bet the side would really take them off balance


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-26 11:47 [#01849320]
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make sure you dont hit them on the bling. It will take all
the impact force (because it is actually plastic and from
Argos) and so you wont injure the chav enough. So your best
bet is from the back!!


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-26 11:47 [#01849321]
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followed by one in the nuts,yes.its the way forward.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-02-26 13:30 [#01849371]
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Perhaps the best thing to do is hit them in the testicles.
If you can take away their ability to reproduce, then you
have solved half of the problem.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-02-26 13:31 [#01849372]
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You know, I should have finished reading the post before I
posted.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-26 13:45 [#01849374]
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thats ok,i still love you.


 

offline staz on 2006-02-26 14:14 [#01849377]
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Did you hear the "D'Amour demos" by the way? These are
amazing, I just found them today...


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-02-27 03:55 [#01849597]
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Genuine LOL at that.


 


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