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After browsing through the 'post your picture' thread, it struck me that chambre noire must have NO RIGHT EAR!! Observe: |
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and: |
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also there's this: |
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there is also this photo here. note: no right ear. |
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i found this photo with no conclusive evidence of a right ear: |
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this is the 6th photo i found with a left but no right ear. suspicious: |
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in this photo, the seventh i uncovered, again, no right ear and the story becomes more intriguing: |
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note that the last photo is the photo from his avatar, also with no photo. in this photo, the first he posted, his right ear is mysteriously hidden behind a camera: |
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what if he really does have no right ear? |
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Now some of you will say, that there are in fact pictures of his right ear. i present these to you now: in this photo, the identity of the subject is inconclusive, and ears are only partially visible. |
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actually the 6th photo has NO ears but that's another story. this photo here, might look like a right ear is visible, but notice that it is taken in a mirror... |
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in the previous picture, also note the shock of the girl in the picture at realizing that chambre noire has NO RIGHT EAR!! in this photo a right ear may be visible, but it is only a nub. this could easily be the work of photoshop. |
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this picture also shows only a nub... |
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Finally, this picture clearly shows a right ear BUT as he claimed in the post it was featured, the picture was taken 'about a year ago.' so the question is, what happened to chambre noire's ear in the last year? or is this just another clever work of photoshoppery? |
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the jews did it |
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My friends, the evidence is clear. chambre noire is sans ear. I rest my case. |
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fucking cripple |
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this thread certainly proves that stevolume is deeply in love with black chamber. |
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i totally have a folder on my desktop now with a dozen pictures of this handsome, earless, fellow. |
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make that "a baker's dozen" |
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well, it's good that you have reconciled this emotionally and now we can all accept you as an obsessed lunatic and move on. :) |
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WOAH holy SHIT did you notice that chambre noire is bald?! WHAT THE F? |
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i have never once seen him with hair! this changes everything. *makes sister thread* btw, neighbor evolume, i'll be over later to borrow some eggs, but i promise i'll pick up those things you asked from the store tonight - celery, lima beans, ketchup. no prob. |
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Advice: Hair can hide the disturbingly looking nub. |
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ho shit what the F bomb is right! he has NO HAIR either. i was too distracted by the ear thing to notice. yeah, get fresh lima beans though. none of that frozen shit. |
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hahaha |
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well, even that doesn't make him any less cute! Chambre noire: you remind me of somebody from Meshuggah :) |
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ze singer |
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Jens Kidman, yes. Though he doesn't really look like him, they just dig the same style. |
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Best thread of the year! |
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i just heard a rumour that chamber noire is actually the singer of meshuggah! that's cool, i love your catch 33 album! |
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my ears stick out so much, yeah i think no ears would probably be cuter. |
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He's playing with our minds. Some shots are straight, the others are flipped in photoshop. |
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massive lol! i DO have a right (and left) ear, and i have had hair, aeons ago |
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you sure had hair alright... unless, the pic is flipped or something. |
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now look, he posted another picture of himself. this time without the beard. impressive. |
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chambre noire, the best visually known member of the board since 2002-04-10. |
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excellent thread. |
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i can bend my thumbs backwards |
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who cares ears! |
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LOL, you earless fuck! |
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