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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-23 09:14 [#01825094]
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my neice is watching barney right now and i have discovered
what it is that seperates music aimed at children from all
other music

horns and bells. theres shit loads of bell samples, and and
even more shitter load of horn/wind instruments.

and theres no difference between a kick and a snare, theres
just this one kick/snare percussive sample that makes up for
all of that. and it sounds prettty homosexual.

barney is fucking retarded anyway, its supposed to be all
anti-racist but its always the white kid that gets to be the
prince or princess and the little black kids are fucked over
more than anybody.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-23 09:17 [#01825098]
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hahahaha!


 

offline staz on 2006-01-23 09:20 [#01825102]
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i remember DESPISING barney when i was little... everyone
overplayed their parts, the dinosaur sounded like a
spineless faggot and RRRAGARH THE SONGS. i've wanted to kill
that cunt ever since the age of 7.



 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-23 09:23 [#01825104]
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the kids are making instruments out of cardboard and the
white kid (who looks like impakt) made a flute. it wasnt a
flue he just made a cylinder out of some fucking cardboard.
the black girl put a bunch of beans or whatever inside a few
boxes tied to strings, and it was like maracca's though it
looked like fucking shit. the asian girl made a baton which
isnt even a fucking instrument


 

offline staz on 2006-01-23 09:28 [#01825111]
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ahahhah, kill them all


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-23 09:29 [#01825114]
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hey kids lets play IDM!

I wanna be afex twen!

no, I wanna!

nu-uh, I called him first!

ok, den I'm autekre!



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-01-23 09:32 [#01825119]
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Drunken Mastah gets to be princess because Norwegians have
the purest aryan racial heritage.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-23 09:34 [#01825122]
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YAY!

I wanna be the princess in mario, can I can I can I?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-23 09:35 [#01825125]
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I wanna pink dress


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-23 09:35 [#01825126]
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barney is over and now this show starring airplanes that
have faces, and can talk, and from the looks and sounds of
it, my neice is probably better off watching barney. it is
really terrifying


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-23 09:36 [#01825128]
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we have this one with a tugboat with faces and the ability
to express itself verbally.. this seems to be a common thing
in childrens programming.. like thomas the tank engine or
whatever the english name for it is again...

..does this mean I can't be princess?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-01-23 09:36 [#01825132]
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Are any of the planes Muslim? That could get interesting.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-23 09:37 [#01825133]
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its called 'jay jay the jet plane' , you have to see this


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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-23 09:40 [#01825140]
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yeah what's the idea behind characterizing transportation?

if in the cold during christmas their faces would be
bloodied by frozen condensation and their eyes bloodshoted


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-23 09:52 [#01825147]
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it's something everyone can relate to? I don't know, it's
probably one of the things they can antropomorph and still
retain some kind of basic action.. benches wouldn't be as
fun, would they?


 

offline uviol from United States on 2006-01-23 10:20 [#01825178]
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The best kids program on the air today has got to be
Lazytown on Nick Jr. Amazing production, acting, and
music. My cousin and I are both irreparably hooked on it.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-01-23 10:24 [#01825182]
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Barney and teletubbies brainwash small children into growing
up gay. Them and diet soda.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2006-01-23 10:55 [#01825210]
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those, and Monoid


 


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