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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-23 09:14 [#01825094]
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my neice is watching barney right now and i have discovered what it is that seperates music aimed at children from all other music
horns and bells. theres shit loads of bell samples, and and even more shitter load of horn/wind instruments.
and theres no difference between a kick and a snare, theres just this one kick/snare percussive sample that makes up for all of that. and it sounds prettty homosexual.
barney is fucking retarded anyway, its supposed to be all anti-racist but its always the white kid that gets to be the prince or princess and the little black kids are fucked over more than anybody.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-23 09:17 [#01825098]
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hahahaha!
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staz
on 2006-01-23 09:20 [#01825102]
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i remember DESPISING barney when i was little... everyone overplayed their parts, the dinosaur sounded like a spineless faggot and RRRAGARH THE SONGS. i've wanted to kill that cunt ever since the age of 7.
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-23 09:23 [#01825104]
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the kids are making instruments out of cardboard and the white kid (who looks like impakt) made a flute. it wasnt a flue he just made a cylinder out of some fucking cardboard. the black girl put a bunch of beans or whatever inside a few boxes tied to strings, and it was like maracca's though it looked like fucking shit. the asian girl made a baton which isnt even a fucking instrument
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staz
on 2006-01-23 09:28 [#01825111]
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ahahhah, kill them all
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-23 09:29 [#01825114]
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hey kids lets play IDM!
I wanna be afex twen!
no, I wanna!
nu-uh, I called him first!
ok, den I'm autekre!
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2006-01-23 09:32 [#01825119]
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Drunken Mastah gets to be princess because Norwegians have the purest aryan racial heritage.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-23 09:34 [#01825122]
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YAY!
I wanna be the princess in mario, can I can I can I?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-23 09:35 [#01825125]
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I wanna pink dress
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-23 09:35 [#01825126]
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barney is over and now this show starring airplanes that have faces, and can talk, and from the looks and sounds of it, my neice is probably better off watching barney. it is really terrifying
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-23 09:36 [#01825128]
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we have this one with a tugboat with faces and the ability to express itself verbally.. this seems to be a common thing in childrens programming.. like thomas the tank engine or whatever the english name for it is again...
..does this mean I can't be princess?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2006-01-23 09:36 [#01825132]
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Are any of the planes Muslim? That could get interesting.
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-23 09:37 [#01825133]
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its called 'jay jay the jet plane' , you have to see this
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-23 09:40 [#01825140]
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yeah what's the idea behind characterizing transportation?
if in the cold during christmas their faces would be bloodied by frozen condensation and their eyes bloodshoted
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-23 09:52 [#01825147]
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it's something everyone can relate to? I don't know, it's probably one of the things they can antropomorph and still retain some kind of basic action.. benches wouldn't be as fun, would they?
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uviol
from United States on 2006-01-23 10:20 [#01825178]
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The best kids program on the air today has got to be Lazytown on Nick Jr. Amazing production, acting, and music. My cousin and I are both irreparably hooked on it.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-01-23 10:24 [#01825182]
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Barney and teletubbies brainwash small children into growing up gay. Them and diet soda.
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Fah
from Netherlands, The on 2006-01-23 10:55 [#01825210]
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those, and Monoid
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