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I started to masturbate to super models!!! |
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There's these confidence tapes you can listen to while rubbing your cock. |
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Start masturbating on super models? |
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eat a peach |
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Drink, drink and drink untill you get drunk, then get out your house. The day after your friends will tell you: "OMG, you've fucked my gf!". |
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You're suggesting Monoid shags your girlfriend? That's very generous. |
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Nono lol, was I supposed to be his friend? |
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You're trying way too hard. |
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the easiest way is to find a unconfident woman i reckon. |
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you are suggesting tridenti's girlfriend as well? |
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No............YOUR MOM!!! |
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Hang out around family planning clinics and divorce support groups. Single moms are easy pickins. |
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Well I think I'd be more confident if women weren't such assholes |
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Those are not the words of a confident man. See, like Goran so astutely picked up on, you gotta prey on the women who are too insecure to be assholes. They'll be deserate for you to poop on them. Trust me. |
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My mom would beat the shit out of you and snap your wormy little boner two tiny little halves |
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Dannn_ Dude, he's asking for confidence advice, not to bang your mother. Here's some real advice, coming from the MAN. Basically, you go to japan and buy one.. or if you have some extra cash, you can build one to meet your specific choice. Treat her as you like, you'll soon end up being extremly confidant and once your out trying to pull at a club, most women will think your a total wank for being up yourself, and the super dumbass (super sexy) ones will love you, because they are sluts and THATS when you will reach happyness. |
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epohs those are usually fat girls though, who eat to get happy. oh lord ... |
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exsub click on the red number to followup answers |
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I think some brain medicine like an anti-depressant might help. |
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sign up for MySpace, upload a real photo of yourself and you should start seeing some effects fairly soon =) Spoiler: as long as you look like you own a penis the sluts will come to you like dungbeetles to shit. Seeing stereotypical comments like "ur cute xx" may just do the trick for your confidence! |
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SUPERDOG has just officially refused to save this thread from turning to shit and being closed. |
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1. stop masturbating 2. get off the internet |
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"Started masturbating to super models!!!" Really?? I bet your the only person to do it It's odd how youre trying to build confidence in women, but I'm trying to act like a "guy" not every guys are the same and I'm not generalizing but...but I think guys have different mentality when it comes to what they want in the opposite sex and I'm trying to be like that. For instance, I'm not gonna meet a guy and think "maybe I can date him" like I normally would, but think "whatever happens--happens and I'm not gonna think further then that" Another example: I would normally call the guy I met, ask him questions-- but NOW I'm not gonna call and when/if he does then I would do what he wants whether its going out, or nothing at all...no cares! because I'm gonna meet more guys and not be tied down until Its for sure on his side So... thats pretty much it. |
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As for you Monoid. I've noticed something about guys. I got hit on the other day by a guy who looks 18 but is 29. And since he looked young I wasnt interesting, especially when he looks 18..I'm not much older but 18 any person is a dumb shit. Anyway, so this guy was introduced to me and he looked at me as if he wanted to have sex with me, such lust in his eyes that It turned me on. I mean why shouldnt it. Its the confidence that he had to even look at me like that that says "confidence" the guy wasnt good looking but it was almost as if he wasnt thinking about himself but me. And the sex look i'm talking about wasnt dirty or made me feel uncomfortable. It was just his eyes and it was pretty much all he needed for me to at least talk to him by the end of the night. And the fact that I wont see him again by choice is irrelevant haha |
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Fuck some of you guys are geeks, get off the internet go to a bar and get horrendously drunk and shout that chick a bottle of top shelf liquor and get wasted you will score, why so hard? |
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strech your foreskin during showers and uhm...what else...?... |
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showering sure may help... |
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and if woman wants to touch your anus during making love (i.e. in the shower ;) let her do it :) |
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and try not to shit... |
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What happened to cheap sex, drugs and rock n roll this is anal man |
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cheap sex, drugs and rock n roll? what about cheap drugs and IDM? |
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it's not. it's prostate stimulation :] anyway - Monoid: we won't help you. |
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Why not as long as they actually serve the purpose :) you have to pamper okay! |
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what about cheap drugs and cheap IDM? |
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isn't these quick seckeses what hookers are for? pretty immature if you ask me. could develope into something nice though, who can tell.. |
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buy a DK paperback guide to building your confidence. they really do exist. |
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