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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-17 16:14 [#01820933]
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YO DO U LIKE IDM?

well ive got a cd comin out, cauz idm is prety much ded and
i am tha only one 2 save it - i be usin only the fattest of
the vst's its shit u cant even find - in my town i am
regarded as an idm supa star - i twist knobs like better
than u can imagine - i am the intelligent nigga swordzman.
no limit, i have girls and guys comin to me after shows
wanting 2 jock me . it is prolly cuz my beats r tha fattest
of all beats.

u want 2 hear a funny story, ok ill tel 1 then thats it, one
time i was doin a show in london (LOL EUROPEANS) at this
place caled ASS-ONE or sum shit - an im goin reel hard with
tha fat beats, no-limit, ya, u guesed it, i am twistin nobs
like a madman

beats is fat and goin and i am up there twistin nobs like u
cant imagine, i get a call on my cell apparently cus theres
a tornado weather warning. well u kno y rite. - its cus i
was twistin nobs like u hav never seen - tha fuken police
tried 2 arrest my ass but ,no-limit, i twisted rite out of
they grip, hehe guess wut, the cop wus a girl and i also
tuched her boob heh, no-limit i think i hit a nipple 2

u think aphex twin has got it ? well i tell u somethin about
aphex twin, if there are 2 of them (TWINS) then, no-limit,
what makes them so good? ya i heard 'cum on daddy' - his
snare rushez make me wanna rush to the bathroom and,
no-limit, take a shit on my self, LOL. and autekkre - (LOL
GERMANS) they sound just like kraftwerk (LOL GERMANS)

so to all tha fake nob twistaz out there i got 4 words for
yaz; yor shit is wack and, no-limit, u need to quit , if u
want to collab well ill just giv u a CDR w/ my sampez onn it
cuuz frankly im 2 busy w/ my girlfrend who is supah hot n
has big tits, oh and ull have to give me cash for thos
samplez

so mak sure u chek out CYBER KNOBZ TWINSTIN ep its comin ou
on warp recs' prolly tommorw or the day after that, no-limit
cyber knob twistin. i need 2 update fruity loopz pretty soon
actully



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offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-01-17 16:16 [#01820934]
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Haha, looks like you've plugged some wires into a can of
soda(trying to make your own reverb unit I guess). Awesome!


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-01-17 16:18 [#01820936]
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TIDY YOUR ROOM OR THERE WILL BE NO ALLOWANCE THIS WEEK


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2006-01-17 16:19 [#01820937]
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hehey, Fred McGriff


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-17 16:29 [#01820951]
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"Haha, looks like you've plugged some wires into a can
of
soda(trying to make your own reverb unit I guess).
Awesome!"


well u kno, the reazon my bedroom is so messy is
because im so hardcore p.s. that is tha only pic i hav of
me not having sex w/ a hot babe, counting alot of money or
pufin' a blunt no-limit knob twist




 

offline oyvinto on 2006-01-17 16:34 [#01820953]
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LOL-AMERICANS


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-01-17 16:34 [#01820955]
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nice sword though


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-01-17 16:36 [#01820957]
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ok


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-01-17 16:42 [#01820963]
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yup


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-17 17:42 [#01821038]
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INS


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-17 17:43 [#01821039]
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you got your own keyboard button


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-01-18 17:01 [#01821812]
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaLOLahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I want a copy of this.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-01-18 17:13 [#01821830]
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careful with that axe, eugene


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-01-18 17:36 [#01821864]
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WHERE IS THE HAT ?!?!?!


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-01-18 17:52 [#01821877]
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HAT + SWORD = WIN

PUT ON THE HAT

USE THE SWORD


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2006-01-18 23:08 [#01821985]
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Vicious.


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2006-01-18 23:15 [#01821988]
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hahahahahaha... funny....


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-19 01:51 [#01822005]
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wtf?!?!?!?!


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-01-19 02:09 [#01822012]
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Geraldine!


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-19 02:36 [#01822032]
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wtf?!?!?!?!

well thats a good question il have to say ther ezkerr.
if u have seen jurasic park w/ all the fucken dinosaurs u
should have an idea of what its like to come backstage w me,
cauz you see, no-limit, i have a pet velociraptor . i named
him "FUCKER"

the last manager i had who tried to fuk me out of some
money, well u see, he got to meet FUCKER. and FUCKER ate him


i cant update u guyz too often cauz my girlie (who has, need
i remind u, big tits, LOL MAMORIES) got in a fight w my mom
and my mom (A JEW) kicked me out, so now im doing too many
gigz playin my fat beats an tryin 2 get my new EP 'CYBER
KNOB TWISTIN' out 2 as many ppl as i can, no-limit u know
they are diggin it

im also busy answerin emails all the mother fuckin time ud
think these nerds wuld have something other 2 do than send
me emails, like, i am supposed to kno how to use anything on
the computer besides FRUITY LOOPZ. let me tell u somethin -
i looked thru the settings n everythin and you cant bind a
KNOB 2 anything in outlook express. so i ask u again Y WULD
AN INTELLIGENT NIGGA even bother 2 read
email????????



 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-01-19 02:38 [#01822033]
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swordzmens


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-01-19 02:55 [#01822043]
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best thread 06


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-01-19 05:22 [#01822100]
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unavailable at the moment


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2006-01-19 06:49 [#01822122]
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hey i think these swordmens got arrested by the police for
public violence in a parking garage here in holland.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-01-19 08:48 [#01822162]
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Ive got the same radium as you except mines got the knobs
moved over a bit


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-19 09:17 [#01822171]
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so phil,what you been up to


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-01-19 09:22 [#01822174]
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CUTTIN BEATS

GET IT?
CUTTIN!

THE SWORD? GET IT???
...no?????


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-19 11:15 [#01822198]
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so phil,what you been up to

thats a good question hanal and 2 answer honestly id
have 2 just ask; who the hell is this phil person u are
talking about?? see i kno im not crazy, but i just saw u ask
a question in this thread, and, well, u see, i am the only
idm supah knob-twin star here in this thred, so, other than
the sheer siz of my cock, i must ask you, what other things
(I MEAN, OTHER THAN UR QUESTION) would be baffling and
confusing me right now?

if u guys kno where 2 get sum acid or NDMDNA hookups u must
tell me cauz ill tell u guys somethin, i am planin 2 rock
tha IDM world, no-fucking-limit, with a new cd. but what i
am gonna do is lock myself in an isolation chamber while on
ACID and MDMNA and only use fruity loops ahaahhaha trust me
it will be the best CD release since that one band u guys
lik so much (AU-CRUTCH-ERR?) who made a song (WITH FRUITY
LOOPZ) called Second BALD Vilbell?

y do u listen 2 german techno anyway, dont u kno that they
enslaved the egyptians lik 14 years ago. so where do u think
they got all there knob twistin skill z (of which mine are
betar) they got them from them fuckin egyptians.

also got 1 question 4 yall, how do i export my songs from
fruity looooops onto my ipod? this will make djing my shit
much e-z-r cauz i can just hit play n go bac stage where all
the females r (LOL SEX). well i dont rly have an ipod, but
i kinda do cauz i cliked one of the "WIN A FREE IPOD" things
not too long ago (A MONTH) and my "FREE IPOD" has not yet
arived. so, imma ask this qestion agan when my free ipod
arrivez. 2 bad non of u chumps got in on that deal cauz ive
not seen that offer anywhere since and i kno that none of u
can probably afford one as u r in no way as ncredible a knob
twista as i am (and your girlfrend has much smaller tits 2)


 


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