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me n a friend made these a while ago. enjoy. three radioheads walk into a bar and the barman says to the horse why the long face? q, why did the three radioheads cross the road a. to get to the otherside. where theres a bar. and the barman says to the horse why the long face? what do you call a horse in a hole doug (and it cant speak) three radioheads are riding their horse into the sunset... and the barman says to the horse why the long face what do you call three radioheads in a hole? doug a horse and a barman are stuck on a desert island and the barman says to the horse, why the long face an australian, a frenchman and an american are having a conference meeting and the barman says to the horse, why the long face an international UN meeting is being held in hokkaido japan. there is someone from each country represting their country. and the barman says to the horse "U UTTER BASTARD" a horse and a barman are floating in the middle of the ocean, and the horse mistook radiohead for being good. there are two horses playing on swings. in a park. a barman and a horse are on a desert island, and the horse can't remember the name of the record, but he does remember thom yorke had big plans for the band. what do you call a horse with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean? bob why was the egg an eggsplorer? because he was eggcited. why did the boy fall of his bike? the barman was a loaf of bread. why do you call a horse in a jumbo jet? tim. three radioheads are having a conference meeting in the middle of the ocean, and the barman says to the horse. a horse and a barman are floating in the middle of the ocean. and the barman says to the horse have you seen my sundae? an international UN meeting is being held in the middle of the ocean, and the barman says to the horse why the long face? |
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+ a barman and a horse have been on a desert island for over five years. and the barman eats the horse. and the barman says to the horse, why the long face? a barman and a horse are featured in 3 radioheads new albums, and the barman says to the horse, why the long face? theres a horse lying on top of a car, soaking up the sun, and it drinks petrol, and the horse says to the barman, why are you so mean to me? three radioheads walk into a bar. and theres a horse. and it goes down the slide. and it has its ups and downs. |
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do less drugs, man. |
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we were really high on a little thing i like to call low iq |
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lmao, ive heard one or two of those before |
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i take it you and your friend aren't radiohead fans |
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hehe not me, but he loves em. i was kinda just bagging him with the radiohead jokes. like a metaphor or somethin? |
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moments like that are priceless ;] and too bad that usually you can't share them with many people. and the barman says to the horse why the long face? haha i remember making ones like those with my mates while drunk. but not with all mates, only those with similar sense of humour. |
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hehe, we got a little notebook and wrote them all down just pissing ourself laughing, making spelling mistakes and writing in the most unreadable writing ever. |
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what the fuck |
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why do jews have such big noses? -because the air is free. why do jews always answer a question with a question? -why not? why do jews get circumsized? -because jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20% off. why do the irish wear 3 condoms? -tobesure tobesure tobesure whats funnier than seeing a baby spin around a clothing line a 200 mph? -stopping it with a shovel. |
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Actually they are not funny at all which is very ironic, oh my. |
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flakes |
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"i really thought you were happy with our relationship, john.." "oh? well too bad. i'm not" "that was just a relationship joke, john. why the long face?" |
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first guy: why did the twins win the world series? second guy: cause they had the biggest bats. first guy: OH YEA! |
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umm.. yeah. you see. the joke was. was that i said they were funny. but they werent actually funny. geddit? |
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Yes, but it's not funny. |
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אטרקציות אקרובטיק הומור הפעלות! |
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..and then John Coltrane came through the door and said "NO WAY!" |
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a jump lead walks into a barr, the barrman put his hands up and says 'look mate, i'll serrve you, just don't starrt anything' |
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haha : D |
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three radioheads walk into a bar. and theres a horse. and it goes down the slide. and it has its ups and downs. hahahhahahahahahhahaahaha |
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you're self-repetetive, c'est vrai. |
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