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i've stopped smoking!
 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-01-04 01:42 [#01811560]
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and this time for real!


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2006-01-04 02:01 [#01811564]
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what to say.. congratulations and stuff. this is very good.
do not start again.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-01-04 02:13 [#01811565]
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rolling your own cigarettes is pretty good i enjoy it more
and this is the end of my post


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-01-04 02:14 [#01811566]
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Me too.


 

offline leftblank from manchester/dublin on 2006-01-04 02:40 [#01811577]
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why would anyone wanna do this?

does looking cool not matter to you idm g33ks?


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-04 02:41 [#01811578]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



fags are crap. my missus is trying to give up, but i doubt
she will. ah well.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2006-01-04 06:16 [#01811650]
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I feel sorry for anyone that gives up smoking because the
government tells them to. It makes me all the more
determined to keep smoking. I don't even enjoy it. But i do
enjoy the look on the fucking fascists faces when i light
up. It's as if I've just raped their first born. I am
looking forward to the impending ban in Scotland. Banning
smoking in pubs. Riciculous. Just imagine the pious fucking
christian smiling faces of the people that will be left in
the pubs talking about absolutlely fucking NOTHING OF ANY
IMPORTANCE and just being nice and smiling at each other.
I'll just stand outside and smoke my cigarette and laugh at
the fucking mongloids inside banging their fucking skulls
together and talking SHITE. Then the government will ban
smoking outside. So i will have to smoke in dark corners
constantly on the look out for the anti-smoking police. Oh
the excitement. I could be put in jail for having a
cigarette. I don't think smoking is getting banned inside
prisons. Maybe that is the best place for me and my kind.
Build one big fucking prison and shove all the heathen
sinners in it to save all these christian cunts from
breathing in their PURE god-given air.

THE 11th Commandment - Thou shalt not smoke.

Fuck you all, you fascist bastards.


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-01-04 06:22 [#01811652]
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You look low on nicotine, dude...
Smoke some Cohibas


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2006-01-04 06:29 [#01811653]
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I'm trying to give up actually. The government told me to.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-01-04 09:06 [#01811721]
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same here.


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2006-01-04 09:08 [#01811724]
Points: 2443 Status: Addict



have you stop smoking cock?


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2006-01-04 09:08 [#01811725]
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stopped


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-01-04 09:15 [#01811732]
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I never saw a point in smoking so I never started. Does
that mean I'm Christian? Fuckin' 'ell


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2006-01-04 09:18 [#01811736]
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marijuana seems worthwhile as it has something to offer

however cigarettes are pointless - i smoked for about 5
years, woke up one day last year and said...

"cigarettes are gay"

havent touched em since...

i hate pussies who complain about how hard it is to quit
too...its not hard...grow a fucking pair and stop...no
wonder people weight 400 pounds..."you dont know how hard it
is to stop eating", fucking right i dont, i stop eating
three times a day fucker


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-01-04 09:49 [#01811775]
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I understand what you are saying. My sister is the same way.
Quitting is soooooo hard. Have you tried? is my question

When you really want something you go out and get it. No
difference here. It comes down to how honest people are with
quitting and how they can endure the hardtimes.

I know Cunty and myself were quite heavy smokers. If we can
do it anyone can!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-01-04 10:10 [#01811796]
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I never saw the point until I started


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-01-04 12:45 [#01811979]
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Is it fun, like a roller coaster? Or pleasant like a warm
breeze?


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-01-04 13:32 [#01812017]
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I remember going to a student night in Liverpool with my
mates and smoking. I didn't even think about it, but every
time I lit up people were looking at me like "WTF?"


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2006-01-04 13:53 [#01812043]
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I don't know if any of you cunts are familiar with the
writer Pat Mills, but he was so fucking on the money with
this one. Smokatorium here i come.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-01-04 14:01 [#01812059]
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2000AD, by any chance?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2006-01-04 14:05 [#01812066]
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in the words of roy walker - "Rrrrrrrrriiigggggggghhhhhhht!"


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-01-04 14:17 [#01812075]
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I remember now! Smoking was illegal in Mega City, so people
had to smoke in special buildings. Or else Judge Dredd would
shoot them with one of six types of special bullet. (It
always looked like people were getting shot in the
knackers.)


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-01-04 14:19 [#01812076]
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fucking retard


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-01-04 14:21 [#01812078]
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Good for you cunty. I'm with Scup. I never saw a reason to
start so I didn't. I have smoked a few cigs but I was like
"um ok, time to go get high"


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-01-04 14:24 [#01812081]
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join up virginpusher
im showing the way!
(sleeping 3 hours a day the whole week)


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2006-01-04 14:28 [#01812082]
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Just keep voting for George W and shut the fuck up you
fucking narrow minded twat. Fucking retard! I've shat you
after a bad curry.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-01-04 14:54 [#01812115]
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Congratubation. Are you using any performance enhancers? My
mom is in the process of quitting right and chews that
nicotine gum shit like it's going out of style.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-01-04 14:55 [#01812118]
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I've cut down to just nights out.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-01-04 14:58 [#01812120]
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good luck. do you have a substitute to help it ?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2006-01-04 14:59 [#01812122]
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WD U!!!!!!! YAY U! GO U! SMKIN IS SOOOOOOO GAY! SMKING SCKS
BIG TIME!


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-01-04 15:05 [#01812126]
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Smoking makes me feel bad. I want to enjoy it occasionally,
not depend on it all the time. There's nothing nicer than a
nice pint and ciggie after a hearty meal.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-01-04 15:05 [#01812127]
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Do people actually look down upon people who smoke? I
always hear from people who smoke that they get dirty looks,
but I have a hard time believing that, nobody cares


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2006-01-04 15:05 [#01812128]
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I'm gonna keep on smoking till i die. And i bet you when i
die it won't be of cancer! Who wants to bet me? I'll give
you 2-1 odds? I'm willling to take the chance. e-mail me!


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-01-04 15:09 [#01812130]
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if you're happy, i'm happy too.

too bad Monoid can't see this thread. he'd be happy too.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-01-04 15:58 [#01812189]
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im not using any substitutes, which is making it even
harder. but it'll work.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-01-04 16:33 [#01812221]
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I'm in! I didnt smoke yesterday either. Still got a pack of
American Spirit lights over here. But i dont really want to
smoke.

I shall join you!


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-04 16:38 [#01812222]
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i quit about 5 years ago now


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-04 16:39 [#01812224]
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the crack keeps me going


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2006-01-04 16:45 [#01812226]
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smoing is cool though.l


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-01-04 16:57 [#01812231]
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yeah... butt crack!


 


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