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so get this can you believe this im scared im really scared i came to i left the bar i got home i hear this crash it's snowing roads are bad i hear this jeep hit a tree i run across the way there is a jeep that hit a tree head on i tun across the road THIS GUY AND THIS GIRL SCRAPE PAST ME oh my gufcking god 5min later the cops are brushing past i cant make it out i tel them what happened i tell them about what just happened they can hardly believe it wholly shit they are fucking out for it WHOLLY FUCKING SHIT THE FUCKING FUCKS THAT I JUST RAN INTRO |
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THE FUCKING TFUCKS TAT I JUST RAN INTO ARE FUCKING |
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THEY ARE FUCKING WANKTER FOR MURDER I JUST RAN INTO MUOTHARERE FUCKINERS THAT ARE WANKTED FOR MUDERDER |
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I AM FUCKINF FLIPPING OUT RIGHT NOW AND THIS IS NOT MOTHER FUCKING FUNNY |
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0000000000000 literally brushed into someone who mudererered someone moments earlierier thanks THANKS AWESOME TAHKNS |
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im scared, shaking this is no joke im freaking out right now fe,,w,e,,ew,w |
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the guy and the girl that scrape past? i don't understnad. were you out on the road? were you in your car? did they almost hit you, that is how you almost died? |
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I FUCKING GET HOME I HEAR A CRASH I LIVE ON THE BORDER OF A MAJOR ROAD I HEAR A CRASH I AM DRUNK I WALK OUT PAST THE MAJOR RIGHT I SEE A JEEP THAT HIT A SKID AND HIT A TREE THE FUKING OPEOPLE GET OUT THEY BRUSH PAST ME THEY BRUSH FUCKING PAST ME I ASK THEM IF THEY ARE OK IF TEY NEED NELP THEY BRUSH RIGHT FFUCKING |
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10 MINUTES LATER THECOPS SHOW UP THEY TELL ME THEY JUST MURDEREED SOMEONE MOMEMENTS AGO IM FUCKING FLIPPING OUT RIGHT NOW |
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i didnt read this, but welcome to the midwest. it was raining slush |
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oh sorry. i just read this. i am drunk to i love you mike but in a hetero sexual way LOL weird hey? |
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I read it and I was riveted. Actually I really think that's creepy as all fucking get out. You... you don't think they'll come back to get YOU because you saw their face and could maybe identify them... do you? |
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mike you got a gun fuck it i got your back |
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stay inside man!!! we need you alive |
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that is indeed some heavy shit,makes my day now rather boring |
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definitely makes my day boring, i didnt do shit |
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"THE FUCKING TFUCKS TAT I JUST RAN INTO ARE FUCKING" This post made me think the couple had been drink driving, crashed into a tree and instead of doing what every decent human being would do in that situation (flee home and then report your car as stolen in the morning), they just started nonchalantly fucking. |
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So, I think I've got it.... A couple of murderers in a Jeep crashed into a tree so you went out to see what had happened. Then, you just see them run out and run RIGHT past. When the cops tell you that they're murderers, you're like, OH SHIT! Anyway, where did they actually go? Into your house? I'd be scared then, but not if they disappeared from my life forever. |
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I hope they send you to court. |
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just fucking lock your door and get a knife and a flashlight |
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haha, but seriously that is some insane, scary shit. I hope you're ok man. |
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Good poem elusive. |
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i'd be more scared of the grammar police after those posts. |
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Is it a new epic rnb single by R. Kelly? |
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get yo guuuuuuuuuuun |
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this story is FUCKING TFUCKS!! |
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That is actually a scarry thing. Who did they kill? How and Why? That's what I want to know. |
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Your narrative style is a kind of cyber-age Faulkner. |
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although you say THIS IS NOT MOTHER FUCKING FUNNY - it is, kind of. in a way. |
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in a way. yeah. |
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is that an English thing? I ask because growing up watching a lot of English news on the BBC one thing that I always noticed is that English news spends a LOT of time on who got murdered and/or raped and by whom, much more than Dutch news does. |
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I'm not surre. It prrobably is though. Twitching currtains, gossip. We like to know the nitty grritty. |
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that said, there are plenty of reality shows about murderers and psychopaths on tv here too ofcourse. but that's more of a.. niche market. |
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but what happened? |
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I know some of the most grraphic TV shows arre on Russian TV... and TV in the middle-east. Things that would neverr get shown herre. Wherre in America they seem to love chases and spectacle. Ahh, who knows. |
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Brazil is nice too. they broadcast live from helicopters, filming car accidents and people getting carried in pieces into the ambulance. it's really flattening. i once saw a guy blow his head off live on the one channel. i think it was called cidade alerta. it's america+ |
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ahahha! Made me start the day with a laugh :D |
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Must've been scary mate but... I love the fact that THEY ARE FUCKING WANKTER FOR MURDER. I'm fucking wankter for a diet coke right now |
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DIDN'T READ |
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no no, i live in a set of townhouses and it's a really busy area so they dont know where i live, im not freaked out about that woke up and sobered up now. but yeah well, to re-cap now that ive sobered up: here's what happened i get home from bar, trashed buddy drops me off i hear this loud pop i look over the hedges see a jeep grand cherokee just based into a tree i run across the road, with about 1/2" snow (snow coming out of no where and the roads are super slick) im like, wtf are you guys allright? guy and girl brush past me and start heading down evergreen rd im like, uhhh ok, call 911 cops roll up before im finished with the phone call start asking me questions and shit turns out the guy just committed murder and they're after him i dunno, whatever, |
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i liked the first version of the story better |
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What did the murderer look like? Was he all geeky and Norman Bates-ish or did he look crazy? |
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051231/ap_on_en_mu/rapper_shot |
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...but was it in my arms? |
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You're fucking kidding! |
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surely you could have just avoided posting alltogether and everyone would assume that you hadn't read this thread? |
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WHOLLY FUCK!!! |
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so they were wanted for attempted murder. |
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so you didn't almost die? |
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he almost attempted died. wholly fuck. |
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