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what the hell? |
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did you plan it? |
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you are absurd |
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come on... no it wasn't... come on... come ooonnn... |
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no it was, it was completely, what the hell |
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Hey. You're okay. |
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constellations are an illusion of perspective. |
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Look, I'm tired of you heretics badmouthing the crystal spheres of the firmament. |
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A star from orion and 2 from the big dipper along with many others, seen from planet kw33p F234, form the outline of a big erect penis. It is perhaps the most vivid constellation depicting something, seen from any planet anywhere. It has a total of 233 stars in perfect outline by pure chance. However the concept of a penis is entirely alien to them since they reproduce by a complex form of division so they just think it's a weird shape. Until I told them about it and showed them mine of course. They thought I was some sort of Hekfra, their equivalent of a god I suppose, since my genitals were depicted in the sky. Unfortunately their odd alien biological nature has their senses of pain and pleasure reversed from ours, and they give pain in heavy doses to those they admire. |
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what would freud say about a story like that? |
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Have you been reading Harlan Ellison? |
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I can actually go ask him if I travel to his time in my time machine, which is cooincidentally shaped like a big erect penis. That simply proved to be the best design fit for time travel after extensive experiments using many various shapes. |
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Hell no, I wouldn't read any of your stupid earth books. The only thing I read is the poetry of Sir Jaggle Munfik Yep, an occasionally a messageboard when I want to easily feel omniscient. I would share some of that poetry if it was the slightest bit possible to translate. Thanks for namedropping that author though, as I especially want to avoid any that you are familiar with. |
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are you really going to ask him, though, or are you just going back to try and score some cocaine? |
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I'm going to go back and introduce guns to primates at an earlier point in their evolution. |
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