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It has the potential to be such a terrible experience that perhaps every being capable of feeling it should seek to end their lives as soon and painlessly as possible on purpose, so as to avoid it. The ability to end their lives is the one advantage humans have over other animals. Think about it; you're a sheep. Not one of those domesticated ones we have today, but a PREHISTORIC sheep. How are you going to kill yourself painlessly? You can't. There are no guns available. You HAVE to live. Insanity. I forsee a future where corporations go to war, and walmart requires it's employees/army to wear suicide prevention devices, including helmets with walmart smilies on them, probably with built in radio playing cheesy music. They order their armies to go off and battle with a competing super company. What can they do? They can't kill themselves; so they have to fight. At any time any one of you could be abducted by scientists who want to use you to study pain. Maybe they have a secret invention that allows one to live forever and they force you to use it so they can study the effect of severe pain on you forever (in the cell next to you another person is being studied for the effects of pleasure to make matters worse). Do you seriously want to take the chance that this will happen and continue living? I stubbed my toe and it really, REALLY hurt. I have yet to be mauled by a grizzly bear though. I imagine that would hurt much more. This will never happen to me now though because I'm doing the wise thing. I'm gonna pull the trigger in 5...4...3...2...1.. *suddenly gets abducted by 3 evil scientists* |
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that was nearly a serious existential point, grazing the crossbar and ending up in some fat mans packed lunch behind the kop, spilling red hot coffee all over his stupid ugly fat face. yay! good for you! :) |
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that's not really pain is it |
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it'd be a lot cooler if they abducted me and tested pleasure instead. . . but then again to some, pain IS pleasure. weeeirrrd |
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pain is taking a stab in the side, experiencing a really irretating sting, wondering if it will ever go away, and contemplating whether the amount of blood you lose will eventually lead to your death. |
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Are you really from africa? Are you afraid of lions/ do you ever see any? Fucking a- land sharks. They'll fuck your shit off then lick off your skin with their coarse tongues. Lions are MURDERERS. They're total gangsta killers. I bet a lion killed biggie and tupac, or whatever the names are of those rappers. |
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You got stabbed by someone? How terrible was the experience? On the ouch scale of 0-100, if stubbing your toe is a 50 what was that? |
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yeah im really from africa. yes im afraid of lions - they're deadly killer cats - they'll gnaw the shit out of you if they get the chance, i hope you're scared. they're tongues are incredibly coarse, it's probably not a pleasant experience being licked to death by one of these beasts. gangsta yes, more than any wannabe rap star you will ever see on tv. |
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99.14% |
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i stub my toe on the corner of a door once. it bled. now that hurt |
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i don't know why i made that a percentage. probably because it's a scale from 1-100 |
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holy fucking hell fuck. Living is indeed not worth the potential for this. I'll see you all later. Thank you for helping me make up my mind. |
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there's also the potential for extreme pleasure |
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either way in the end you have to die, i dont think anyones invented a live-forever-long device and i sure as hell would not want one |
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anyways why dont you just stay out of africa if youre so afraid that lions will fuck with you |
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kidney stones. piss a spiky ball bearing out the end of your cock after feeling it leave your bladder and travel down the urethra. |
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I can't decide if I want to die immediately or live forever living forever would be painful but neat-o too elaboration over |
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chagonishdugsfrecfdf |
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I think the fact that you have posted on this message board rather than top yourself tells your audience you are at least going to try to live forever....... |
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I'm dithering, a lot of people say it isn't possible to live forever |
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I have heard that, yes....... |
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life is pretty cool for me for the most part. I just ate some boogers for example. I would like to thank god, who is reading this right now, for not sending any flesh eating lions near me and instead filling my nostrils with tasty boogers. God is kind of sad and stressed about the current state of humanity. It's not it's fault you know. And by god I mean Satan. God = Satan = w M w |
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This is the sort of quality that makes friday afternoon just fly by...................... "chagonishdugsfrecfdf" wMw |
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it's a good point |
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Face it, in your previous life you were a carnacious gore chomping lion, and you now miss spending lazy afterrnoons in the shade watching from a distance as flies clouded your leftovers, burping the rest of the day away with a full stomach. Licking bones to the crreamy marrow was just an extra. |
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the sheep could walk off a cliff? surely the pain wouldn't last more than a second. |
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Reads like Henry Miller written by a 14 year old on teh internets. Pain is really bad when you have no control over it, but if it's physical pain you can stop, for example, when approaching muscle failure, or using an injured limb. Being able to overcome it isn't particularly big/clever. I've ignored the pain from injuries before and then gotten into worse trouble by not treating them/staying in and recovering. |
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Temporary pain isn't so bad, it's when you know something like a toothache or a cut is gonna hurt for ages. But, that's why the good lord invented iboprufen. |
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bleeding from stubbing. ouch. |
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my headache is pain |
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