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Butterflies taste with their hind feet. Only female mosquitoes bite. Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. Every night, wasps bite into the stem of a plant, lock their mandibles (jaws) into position, stretch out at right angles to the stem, and, with legs dangling, fall asleep. Ants stretch when they wake up. They also appear to yawn in a very human manner before taking up the tasks of the day. Bees have 5 eyes. There are 3 small eyes on the top of a bee's head and 2 larger ones in front. The outdoor temperature can be estimated to within several degrees by timing the chirps of a cricket. It is done this way: count the number of chirps in a 15-second period, and add 37 to the total. The result will be very close to the actual Fahrenheit temperature. This formula, however, only works in warm weather. (Try it!) |
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stop that! sorry for yelling |
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what channel is the Insect News Update on? |
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www.iamashmuck.com |
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:(...im just trying to spice up this mb. |
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Why do "June bugs" only appear in May? at least where i live.... |
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I am just trying to add my own saucy flava too. I mean, what would Subway be like if the employees didn't add a little bit of themselves to every sandwich (usually by way of the mayonayse)? |
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How come bugs didn't evolve big enough to eat us? well, its something to do with bugs not having internal skeletons so they can get only so big living in Earth's gravity. best that i can do. |
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because they never evolved to the point where missionary style sex was ever done. Therefore got smited them and made they could never grow big enuf to eat us.... |
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why do female spiders have such big asses? |
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Coz no one dares tell them their "bum looks big in this".... Sorry, misogynist Fast Show joke...;)... have the Fast Show reached the US yet?... |
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