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Jawhob
from Ontario on 2001-05-30 22:54 [#00007560]
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If we fashion pelican beaks to the shape of analogue clocks will then and only then they rule congress over the fat man after a disqualifying game of twister played in a helicopter (which is flying upside down ) made of wind and snotty teenage girls?
Let us splice bacon and jello.
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M
from Fraggle Rock on 2001-05-31 07:41 [#00007609]
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I don't think you have this "random shit" down quite right either... What is it? The delivery, the content? I feel like a complete random shit posting failure.
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M
from Fraggle Rock on 2001-05-31 07:43 [#00007610]
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Actually I think it's just me. That helicopter flying upside down was a nice touch.
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po{e}
from the uk on 2001-05-31 14:17 [#00007653]
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you do it better than m mate, although not as good as mr teeth
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rubbish john
from a fish farm. on 2001-05-31 14:35 [#00007665]
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i actually think that this random shit is not all that funny.
it might be funny if it was clever, but it aint. it's just a load of phrases and words put together.
no meaning, or anything. don't get me wrong, i am a big fan of the man of random banter (no, not you magic dentures) - vic reeves, but i can't help but think that most of you just get out your dictionaries and thesauresus' and all that and build a load of bollocks.
i'm not staying "don't do it", i'm saying "put a little more effort into it."
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streamer
from East London on 2001-05-31 14:38 [#00007667]
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Beware of that "rubbish john", I've heard he's a right little bitch...........
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wizards teeth
on 2001-05-31 14:41 [#00007668]
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John - If you read them you will find they are not all random.
Thanks Dave
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wizards teeth
on 2001-05-31 14:48 [#00007670]
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Also I believe it is not possible to "put effort" into randomness.
Effort is not required when structure is not required.
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streamer
on 2001-05-31 14:51 [#00007671]
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Perhaps you should be selective with your randomness.....only choosing to post the finest examples of your random ranting?
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rubbish john
from a fish farm. on 2001-05-31 14:53 [#00007672]
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i'm sorry magic dentures, i did initially lose heart with the crazy posts and stopped reading them.
i'm not too much of an authority on this topic.
but, aside from all this, that streamer bloke - he's a proper little arse maiden.
i was told this by his best mate - boo boo the bear.
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Netlon Sentinel
from from from from from on and on 2001-05-31 14:54 [#00007673]
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chaos theory, yes?
order out of chaos?
anyway
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streamer
on 2001-05-31 14:59 [#00007675]
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rubbish john? what kind of a name is that? i'm not gonna descend into a slanging match with you. Bitch.
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rubbish john
from a fish farm. on 2001-05-31 15:07 [#00007679]
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cunt.
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od
from perth on 2001-05-31 15:07 [#00007680]
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actually i defent the random stuff. anthands, wiz and cell are the true masters of the hilarious goop. (except cell who told me i ruined his life by not ruining it last time i talked to him....eeh!!)
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rubbish john
from a fish farm. on 2001-05-31 15:07 [#00007681]
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streamer - u cunt.
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Tiamdes
from Dabnew on 2001-05-31 17:17 [#00007747]
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Hey, Rubberjohn and Streamer!!
You are both a couple of guffboys troppling on the nith of a swam-deliger! And btw: You both should gidgate to a lower form of a ropagastic. Lopatac 4 u!
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rubbish john
from a fish farm. on 2001-06-01 09:58 [#00007832]
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tiamdes - whatever you just said - 'er......... yeah!
please do get the name right. i may very well be rubbish, but i certainly am not a form of slithery bitrh control ready to be filled with bollock-yoghurt.
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delet...
from .. rah rah rah ,... make it random random random .. on 2001-06-01 10:03 [#00007833]
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bah .. i was gonna write something sill'ee an random .. but now i can't be bothered .. (an what's this dictionary and thesaurus thing .. it certantly ain't straigh from the ole subconcious washing machine o' drole then .. )
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Time-ama-dest
from Dabnew on 2001-06-01 11:23 [#00007839]
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Yes, sorry..
Sr. Burrish John is the name, roit. The final curtain, my friend, is a loited little mandencial thingie.
We just got to open up the traner to see, roit? I want to believe that myself. I want that so bad.. But.. anyways, they can always be amid, if we
wish to, and that is, if you ask me, a vey good thing. The final decision, Sr. Brabbetjohn, that we are fronting:
Should they be bothered with all that hooplah-redding stuff, or should we just
send them a couple of "stanzas", and thats just to get it right, so.. well.
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rubbish john
from a fish farm. on 2001-06-01 11:39 [#00007841]
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what are you on about?
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wizards teeth
from inside a monkeys pancreas on 2001-06-01 13:26 [#00007854]
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Mr. or Mrs. Time,
One thinks you should send everyone some "Hassypacks"
This will make everyone's dreams come true and everyone shall have at least three foot of cake to last them until the rescue boats arrive.
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od
from perth on 2001-06-01 13:34 [#00007855]
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thats not the infamous mr time from warpcomm is it? lol youre spreading mate!
PS delet... nice to see you here. would be nice to see some random coming from some ppl that dont often do it.
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Glitch
from New Zealand on 2001-06-01 13:36 [#00007856]
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Chaos, bah. humans dont work on chaos, infact we are like the only things in the universe that doesnt. there are two types of sillyness, the real type, by people who arent aware they are silly or they just possess a gift for it, the there is the false sillyness, like people copying things or doing it baddly like, a fish fits nicely in my pants, gobble gobble.
ect. cet. ra.
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delet...
from .. laughing gas culdasack .. on 2001-06-01 13:51 [#00007862]
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.. ahahah .. what's that fish gobbling on again .. ; - ] .. down in your pants ..
.. 'ee'uuu .. fishlipped .. literally ..
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delet...
from ... nutsack ,.,.. bouldercrack .. on 2001-06-01 13:56 [#00007864]
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.. nice to see you too oD .. ; - ] .. an netka .. whereever 'ee is .. an our new zealand friend .. whom i agree with on that thought .. (no not the fish'ee tale 'ov under garment love .. but the other one .. 'bout sill'ee'ness .. in it's more refined human form ) ..
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nekta killa
from in a bin on 2001-06-01 14:18 [#00007878]
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right here on my bin ER! im manacuring witches in my bitchmobile while taking out the olives of justice. must mean something, who cares? i don't!
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Mr. Time
from Bendaw on 2001-06-01 16:00 [#00007908]
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Dear Mr. Teeth.
I shall follow your instructions soon, but right now i´m rather busy. The instructions are very well planned and some day, i hope, this can grant me all of my wishes. That would be hard, by the way, because i can´t possibly find any of these items in my "home-environment". Can you be a nice man and tell me where to find the items that will grant me all of my wishes. You see, i have always wanted a magic wand that could turn me into someone else, as a plastic or rubber version, of course.
And for Mr. Jubber-Ron:
The scened liffs that i was talking about were just on-fattred, i assume. Therefore i can (although a little humish) understand that "it was´nt a good time for me to start the conversation about scened liffs or canked brabbets", or what ever it was, sorry for the inconvenience.
After all, we all "daylotate" and "sub-harr" sometimes!
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