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Sillyness in juice

Jawhob from Ontario on 2001-05-30 22:54 [#00007560]

If we fashion pelican beaks to the shape of analogue clocks
will then and only then they rule congress over the fat man
after a disqualifying game of twister played in a helicopter
(which is flying upside down ) made of wind and snotty
teenage girls?

Let us splice bacon and jello.


M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-05-31 07:41 [#00007609]

I don't think you have this "random shit" down quite right
either... What is it? The delivery, the content? I feel like
a complete random shit posting failure.


M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-05-31 07:43 [#00007610]

Actually I think it's just me. That helicopter flying upside
down was a nice touch.


po{e} from the uk on 2001-05-31 14:17 [#00007653]

you do it better than m mate, although not as good as mr


rubbish john from a fish farm. on 2001-05-31 14:35 [#00007665]

i actually think that this random shit is not all that
it might be funny if it was clever, but it aint. it's just a
load of phrases and words put together.
no meaning, or anything.
don't get me wrong, i am a big fan of the man of random
banter (no, not you magic dentures) - vic reeves, but i
can't help but think that most of you just get out your
dictionaries and thesauresus' and all that and build a load
of bollocks.
i'm not staying "don't do it", i'm saying "put a little more
effort into it."


streamer from East London on 2001-05-31 14:38 [#00007667]

Beware of that "rubbish john", I've heard he's a right
little bitch...........


wizards teeth on 2001-05-31 14:41 [#00007668]

John - If you read them you will find they are not all



wizards teeth on 2001-05-31 14:48 [#00007670]

Also I believe it is not possible to "put effort" into

Effort is not required when structure is not required.


streamer on 2001-05-31 14:51 [#00007671]

Perhaps you should be selective with your
randomness.....only choosing to post the finest examples of
your random ranting?


rubbish john from a fish farm. on 2001-05-31 14:53 [#00007672]

i'm sorry magic dentures, i did initially lose heart with
the crazy posts and stopped reading them.
i'm not too much of an authority on this topic.

but, aside from all this, that streamer bloke - he's a
proper little arse maiden.
i was told this by his best mate - boo boo the bear.


Netlon Sentinel from from from from from on and on 2001-05-31 14:54 [#00007673]

chaos theory, yes?

order out of chaos?



streamer on 2001-05-31 14:59 [#00007675]

rubbish john? what kind of a name is that? i'm not gonna
descend into a slanging match with you. Bitch.


rubbish john from a fish farm. on 2001-05-31 15:07 [#00007679]



od from perth on 2001-05-31 15:07 [#00007680]

actually i defent the random stuff.
anthands, wiz and cell are the true masters of the hilarious
goop. (except cell who told me i ruined his life by not
ruining it last time i talked to him....eeh!!)


rubbish john from a fish farm. on 2001-05-31 15:07 [#00007681]

streamer - u cunt.


Tiamdes from Dabnew on 2001-05-31 17:17 [#00007747]

Hey, Rubberjohn and Streamer!!

You are both a couple of guffboys
troppling on the nith of a swam-deliger!
And btw: You both should gidgate to a lower form of a
ropagastic. Lopatac 4 u!


rubbish john from a fish farm. on 2001-06-01 09:58 [#00007832]

tiamdes - whatever you just said - 'er......... yeah!

please do get the name right.
i may very well be rubbish, but i certainly am not a form of
slithery bitrh control ready to be filled with


delet... from .. rah rah rah ,... make it random random random .. on 2001-06-01 10:03 [#00007833]

bah .. i was gonna write something sill'ee an random .. but
now i can't be bothered .. (an what's this dictionary and
thesaurus thing .. it certantly ain't straigh from the ole
subconcious washing machine o' drole then .. )


Time-ama-dest from Dabnew on 2001-06-01 11:23 [#00007839]

Yes, sorry..

Sr. Burrish John is the name, roit.
The final curtain, my friend, is a loited little mandencial
We just got to open up the traner to see, roit? I want to
believe that myself. I want that so bad.. But.. anyways,
they can always be amid, if we
wish to, and that is, if you ask me, a vey good thing. The
final decision, Sr. Brabbetjohn, that we are fronting:

Should they be bothered with all that hooplah-redding stuff,
or should we just
send them a couple of "stanzas", and thats just to get it
right, so.. well.


rubbish john from a fish farm. on 2001-06-01 11:39 [#00007841]

what are you on about?


wizards teeth from inside a monkeys pancreas on 2001-06-01 13:26 [#00007854]

Mr. or Mrs. Time,

One thinks you should send everyone some "Hassypacks"

This will make everyone's dreams come true and everyone
shall have at least three foot of cake to last them until
the rescue boats arrive.


od from perth on 2001-06-01 13:34 [#00007855]

thats not the infamous mr time from warpcomm is it?
youre spreading mate!

PS delet... nice to see you here. would be nice to see some
random coming from some ppl that dont often do it.


Glitch from New Zealand on 2001-06-01 13:36 [#00007856]

Chaos, bah. humans dont work on chaos, infact we are like
the only things in the universe that doesnt. there are two
types of sillyness, the real type, by people who arent aware
they are silly or they just possess a gift for it, the there
is the false sillyness, like people copying things or doing
it baddly like, a fish fits nicely in my pants, gobble
ect. cet. ra.


delet... from .. laughing gas culdasack .. on 2001-06-01 13:51 [#00007862]

.. ahahah .. what's that fish gobbling on again .. ; - ] ..
down in your pants ..

.. 'ee'uuu .. fishlipped .. literally ..


delet... from ... nutsack ,.,.. bouldercrack .. on 2001-06-01 13:56 [#00007864]

.. nice to see you too oD .. ; - ] .. an netka .. whereever
'ee is .. an our new zealand friend .. whom i agree with on
that thought .. (no not the fish'ee tale 'ov under garment
love .. but the other one .. 'bout sill'ee'ness .. in it's
more refined human form ) ..


nekta killa from in a bin on 2001-06-01 14:18 [#00007878]

right here on my bin ER! im manacuring witches in my
bitchmobile while taking out the olives of justice. must
mean something, who cares? i don't!


Mr. Time from Bendaw on 2001-06-01 16:00 [#00007908]

Dear Mr. Teeth.

I shall follow your instructions soon, but
right now i´m rather busy. The instructions are very well
planned and some day, i hope, this can grant me all of my
wishes. That would be hard, by the way, because i can´t
possibly find any of these items in my "home-environment".
Can you be a nice man and tell me where to find the items
that will grant me all of my wishes. You see, i have always
wanted a magic wand that could turn me into someone else, as
a plastic or rubber version, of course.

And for Mr. Jubber-Ron:

The scened liffs that i was talking about were just
on-fattred, i assume. Therefore i can (although a little
humish) understand that "it was´nt a good time for me to
start the conversation about scened liffs or canked
brabbets", or what ever it was, sorry for the

After all, we all "daylotate" and "sub-harr" sometimes!


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