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offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-11-25 06:34 [#01787166]
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Vice magazine's do's and don'ts.

They're so funny this month.

"To call these guys fucking fags would be an insult to the
gay community"

Priceless.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-11-28 11:08 [#01789077]
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bump

link:
don'ts


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2005-11-28 11:48 [#01789142]
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I fucking hate that magazine. & and also M.I.A.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-11-28 11:50 [#01789146]
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I think it's the only magazine worth reading since Jockey
Slut went bust.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-11-28 11:52 [#01789147]
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That ones with the tattoos had me cracking up when I read
them.

Definately one of the better issues for the past couple
years. Its been going steadily downhill for the past while.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2005-11-28 11:58 [#01789156]
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I hate the writers, theyre waaaay to obnoxious, I know its
supposed to be part of their appeal but its too annoying,
for me atleast.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-11-28 11:58 [#01789157]
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Yeah, the last issue was a good idea that was a bit too
stretched out. This issue is quality. The British issue has
the excellent "Electric Inpendence" dance/electronica
section.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-11-28 12:00 [#01789158]
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They just write how you would talk to your mates down the
pub. They're not as pretentious as most mags.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-11-28 12:01 [#01789160]
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Well, they're pretention is being non-pretentious, but its
still some funny shit. Just don't read the music reviews.
Its all scenester bullshit.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-11-28 12:05 [#01789169]
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I think the reviews are funny. They complete review for
Manitoba's "Up In Flames" was:

My. Bloody. Valentine.
7/10


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2005-11-28 12:06 [#01789172]
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Yeah well I understand what you mean. But thats probably the
reason I dont like them that much, becuase I dont talk like
that. They are very... um.. how would you say it... white?
:P


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2005-11-28 12:07 [#01789174]
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Have they finished filling that jar?


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-11-28 12:08 [#01789176]
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priceless like shit


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-11-28 12:08 [#01789177]
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Yeah, I'm white too. You gotta problem with honkies?


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2005-11-28 12:09 [#01789179]
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"Now Skooter, he aint botherin nobody."


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-11-28 13:16 [#01789234]
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my exgfriend loved this magazine and used to try to make me
appreciate it - but i can safely say it is the WORST thing
to happen to publishing...EVER...


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-11-28 13:25 [#01789239]
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mainly because they take time to criticize everything
neglecting to realize that magazine is purely aimed for /
towards hipster fuck-wits

useless


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-11-28 14:31 [#01789281]
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Hi euphonicfilter.

I wish I was a hipster fuckwit.



 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-11-28 14:33 [#01789284]
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hi swears...

you can be, dont worry !


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-11-28 14:35 [#01789286]
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You'll manage the hipster bit one day, but otherwise you fit
right in the demographic.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-11-28 14:36 [#01789288]
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All I have to do is wear a trucker hat, do coke, be mean to
everybody but hipster celebreties, think everything sucks
and move to east london (the trendy gentrified part where I
won't get beaten up.)


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-11-28 14:36 [#01789289]
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Aw, boo-hoo.


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-11-28 14:36 [#01789290]
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dont forget the tight jeans, old tshirts, cigarettes and
shitty indie music !


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-11-28 14:38 [#01789292]
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Hoxton scenesters and the scenesters from Buttfuck, USA do
differ, slightly.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-11-28 14:40 [#01789297]
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It's slightly funny but the funny is overwhelmed by bland
characterless writers trying too hard. They have no identity
because they do not love themselves.



Attached picture

 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-11-28 14:41 [#01789300]
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they have no identity because they're hipsters teaching
hipsters how to be hipsters

its a vapid soul-less enterprise folding over itself
continuously


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-11-28 17:56 [#01789404]
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it reminds me of xltronic in a way...


 

offline gazman from United Kingdom on 2005-11-28 18:10 [#01789417]
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Everybody needs somebody!

I couldn't be bothered reading that shit you already told me
about it dude...

Um, is ur new haircut part of the hipster or fuckwit trend?

Just joshin with ya ma homie, but seriously what the fuck
was all that homophobic rap shit all about!? what were u
thinking!? i need a copy tho, pretty funny!!


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-11-29 00:10 [#01789558]
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Guys, its a funny magazine. Don't look into it too much.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-11-29 02:10 [#01789574]
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at least 90% funny.


 


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