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M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-05-30 07:31 [#00007525]



That would be cool if suddenly for no apparent reason, every
rib of your rib cage began to bend in the opposite direction
of it's natural growth and formed an inverted rib cage on
the other side of your spine. Their combined energy would
pulverise the skin and tissue on the front of you chest and
leave a gaping gory hole leaving all of your vital chest
organs exposed.

If this happened, you probably couldn't use your new ribcage
as a backpack for two reasons: 1) items would fall through
the bottom part and 2) you would die before you could try to
put anything inside it. If you were able to survive long
enough though, you could hang things on it like your clothes
and hat.

People would look disturbingly funny either without a jaw or
without those little flaps that cover your nostrils. Without
those, the nostril holes (and nose hairs) would be exposed
and you'd look like a pig.


 

rob fragilenine from inside a skipping cd player on on on on on on on on on *BANG* on 2001-05-30 07:49 [#00007526]



yes
moo horse emu ostrich cow pig elephant mouse snake dog cat
moo

your remix rocked, M. do more stuff like that, I say...


 

M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-05-30 08:21 [#00007531]



Glad you liked it, I thought you might not. It's ok, but
kind of screwed up. It doesn't come together as a whole or
something. That was pretty cool putting the lower octaves
first in the first pattern and the higher octaves first in
the second pattern (if you know what I mean). I'll have to
see what you do to my other song, but take your time if you
want. You can even make it suck if you want because I like
songs that suck too! (hence my love for the song "little
skippy" by www.mp3.com/hazama)


 

po{e} from the uk on 2001-05-30 22:00 [#00007545]



mah mah, like i said before, leave the random shit talking
to wizards teeth, he has a natural flair for it, sorry m8, u
dont.


 

M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-05-31 07:31 [#00007607]



God damn it! Well, try, try again.


 

od from perth on 2001-05-31 08:07 [#00007615]



nah that was qite a good job
i do that a lot but not here ...only use it for the good of
mankind. too piss off 50 f your mates in group emails!
well it works until they start thinking they make sense and
they are actually metaphors and they start enjoying them.


 

M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-05-31 08:13 [#00007619]



Whew! I needed that self-esteem boost. I was THIS CLOSE to
killing myself.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 12:37 [#00841797]
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Zebra saussage.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-08-29 12:39 [#00841802]
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gross


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 12:41 [#00841808]
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I never lean my back against telephone poles for the fear
that this just might happen.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-08-29 13:04 [#00841838]
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i think i've got a loose rib or something..
every time i sit up or something it goes, "chk"


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 15:15 [#00842031]
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Fuck ribs, vertebrae is where it's at.

There would be far less angry young men on the streets if we
all had one or two less vertebrae.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-08-29 15:18 [#00842035]
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haha


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-29 16:05 [#00842078]
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What would the Don Martin sound effect for that be?

How about *sploont*

or maybe *zzzzzzzzzzthwack*


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-29 17:18 [#00842164]
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if i had a prehensile tail, i would masturbate with it. i
bet if you are sitting on your tail untill it goes numb, it
feels like another monkey is.. uh.. spanking your monkey..?


 


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