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M
from Fraggle Rock on 2001-05-30 07:31 [#00007525]
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That would be cool if suddenly for no apparent reason, every rib of your rib cage began to bend in the opposite direction of it's natural growth and formed an inverted rib cage on the other side of your spine. Their combined energy would pulverise the skin and tissue on the front of you chest and leave a gaping gory hole leaving all of your vital chest organs exposed.
If this happened, you probably couldn't use your new ribcage as a backpack for two reasons: 1) items would fall through the bottom part and 2) you would die before you could try to put anything inside it. If you were able to survive long enough though, you could hang things on it like your clothes and hat.
People would look disturbingly funny either without a jaw or without those little flaps that cover your nostrils. Without those, the nostril holes (and nose hairs) would be exposed and you'd look like a pig.
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rob fragilenine
from inside a skipping cd player on on on on on on on on on *BANG* on 2001-05-30 07:49 [#00007526]
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yes moo horse emu ostrich cow pig elephant mouse snake dog cat moo
your remix rocked, M. do more stuff like that, I say...
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M
from Fraggle Rock on 2001-05-30 08:21 [#00007531]
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Glad you liked it, I thought you might not. It's ok, but kind of screwed up. It doesn't come together as a whole or something. That was pretty cool putting the lower octaves first in the first pattern and the higher octaves first in the second pattern (if you know what I mean). I'll have to see what you do to my other song, but take your time if you want. You can even make it suck if you want because I like songs that suck too! (hence my love for the song "little skippy" by www.mp3.com/hazama)
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po{e}
from the uk on 2001-05-30 22:00 [#00007545]
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mah mah, like i said before, leave the random shit talking to wizards teeth, he has a natural flair for it, sorry m8, u dont.
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M
from Fraggle Rock on 2001-05-31 07:31 [#00007607]
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God damn it! Well, try, try again.
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od
from perth on 2001-05-31 08:07 [#00007615]
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nah that was qite a good job i do that a lot but not here ...only use it for the good of mankind. too piss off 50 f your mates in group emails!
well it works until they start thinking they make sense and they are actually metaphors and they start enjoying them.
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M
from Fraggle Rock on 2001-05-31 08:13 [#00007619]
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Whew! I needed that self-esteem boost. I was THIS CLOSE to killing myself.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 12:37 [#00841797]
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Zebra saussage.
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epohs
from )C: on 2003-08-29 12:39 [#00841802]
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gross
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 12:41 [#00841808]
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I never lean my back against telephone poles for the fear that this just might happen.
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-08-29 13:04 [#00841838]
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i think i've got a loose rib or something.. every time i sit up or something it goes, "chk"
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danbrusca
from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 15:15 [#00842031]
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Fuck ribs, vertebrae is where it's at.
There would be far less angry young men on the streets if we all had one or two less vertebrae.
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nobsmuggler
from silly mid-off on 2003-08-29 15:18 [#00842035]
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haha
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-29 16:05 [#00842078]
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What would the Don Martin sound effect for that be?
How about *sploont*
or maybe *zzzzzzzzzzthwack*
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-29 17:18 [#00842164]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular | Followup to danbrusca: #00842031
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if i had a prehensile tail, i would masturbate with it. i bet if you are sitting on your tail untill it goes numb, it feels like another monkey is.. uh.. spanking your monkey..?
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