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Jaser
from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-12 18:49 [#01776657]
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30 of 35 pedantic bullshit questions (To pass) It is just so immigrants can't drive not understanding the newances of the english language crossed between that and a bullshit stealth tax on anyone trying to learn to drive.Crock of shit. What are your experiences UK xltronic-er's ?
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-11-12 18:51 [#01776659]
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my experience is i have hard time driving on the wrong side of the road..especially when i drive a car that's got a wheel on the proper side.
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Jaser
from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-12 19:01 [#01776660]
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either you have a really big car or a small penis. Second thoughts probably both.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-11-12 19:04 [#01776661]
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i've got a small penis and not enough money for a big car.
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Jaser
from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-12 19:06 [#01776662]
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I did not say is was real or virtual you big car. Nice to hear you virtual penis is small though.
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Jaser
from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-12 19:06 [#01776663]
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* your
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-11-12 19:10 [#01776664]
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i never did a theory test
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-11-12 19:10 [#01776665]
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if you fail the theory test you don't deserve to live nevermind drive
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-11-12 19:11 [#01776666]
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you like 'em small, do you?
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Jaser
from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-12 19:27 [#01776672]
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Can we try and keep on message. If you want to start a thread about penis sizes go ahead.
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QRDL
from Poland on 2005-11-12 19:39 [#01776680]
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I guess theory tests are piss easy everywhere. They keep total morons off roads for the time they can't afford a bribe.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-11-12 19:39 [#01776681]
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Can we try and type coherently?
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-11-12 19:41 [#01776683]
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if they kept total morons off the road they would be a good idea.
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2005-11-12 20:14 [#01776719]
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Theory questions are easy but the hazard perception is fucking tricky
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nigel
from marspan (United States Minor Outlying Islands) on 2005-11-12 20:32 [#01776721]
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i got full marks on the questions but failed the harzaersd percetpion. the mouse button was dodgy, but i dont think that excuse would have gone down well. fuck ti
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QRDL
from Poland on 2005-11-12 21:03 [#01776723]
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What is the hazard perception test? Do you get a photo of a road situation on the monitor and have to point hazardous objects like running pedestrians in limited amount of time?
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nigel
from marspan (United States Minor Outlying Islands) on 2005-11-12 21:14 [#01776725]
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pretty much video
i'll go back to being sick. i'm shitaced.
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QRDL
from Poland on 2005-11-12 21:29 [#01776726]
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Mmm, video, nice. Hi-tech. I wonder if we also have such tests nowadays or do they save poor citizens the torment of using a computer. I took my test 6 years ago, I have no idea how it works now.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-11-12 22:02 [#01776735]
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a better more realistic test would be to get you to reach into the glove compartment to fetch a cassette and then play it whilst doing 40 going around a roundabout.
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Skink
from A cesspool in eden on 2005-11-12 22:05 [#01776737]
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What do you want to hear?
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