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offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-12 18:49 [#01776657]
Points: 2101 Status: Regular



30 of 35 pedantic bullshit questions (To pass)
It is just so immigrants can't drive not understanding
the newances of the english language crossed between
that and a bullshit stealth tax on anyone trying to
learn to drive.Crock of shit.
What are your experiences UK xltronic-er's ?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-12 18:51 [#01776659]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



my experience is i have hard time driving on the wrong side
of the road..especially when i drive a car that's got a
wheel on the proper side.


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-12 19:01 [#01776660]
Points: 2101 Status: Regular



either you have a really big car or a small penis.
Second thoughts probably both.



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-12 19:04 [#01776661]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



i've got a small penis and not enough money for a big car.


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-12 19:06 [#01776662]
Points: 2101 Status: Regular



I did not say is was real or virtual you big car.
Nice to hear you virtual penis is small though.



 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-12 19:06 [#01776663]
Points: 2101 Status: Regular



* your


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-11-12 19:10 [#01776664]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



i never did a theory test


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-11-12 19:10 [#01776665]
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if you fail the theory test you don't deserve to live
nevermind drive


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-12 19:11 [#01776666]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator | Followup to Jaser: #01776662



you like 'em small, do you?


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-12 19:27 [#01776672]
Points: 2101 Status: Regular



Can we try and keep on message.
If you want to start a thread about penis sizes go ahead.


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2005-11-12 19:39 [#01776680]
Points: 2838 Status: Lurker



I guess theory tests are piss easy everywhere. They keep
total morons off roads for the time they can't afford a
bribe.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-11-12 19:39 [#01776681]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jaser: #01776672



Can we try and type coherently?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-11-12 19:41 [#01776683]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular | Followup to QRDL: #01776680



if they kept total morons off the road they would be a good
idea.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-11-12 20:14 [#01776719]
Points: 7877 Status: Lurker



Theory questions are easy but the hazard perception is
fucking tricky


 

offline nigel from marspan (United States Minor Outlying Islands) on 2005-11-12 20:32 [#01776721]
Points: 166 Status: Addict



i got full marks on the questions but failed the harzaersd
percetpion. the mouse button was dodgy, but i dont think
that excuse would have gone down well. fuck ti


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2005-11-12 21:03 [#01776723]
Points: 2838 Status: Lurker



What is the hazard perception test? Do you get a photo of a
road situation on the monitor and have to point hazardous
objects like running pedestrians in limited amount of time?


 

offline nigel from marspan (United States Minor Outlying Islands) on 2005-11-12 21:14 [#01776725]
Points: 166 Status: Addict | Followup to QRDL: #01776723



pretty much video

i'll go back to being sick. i'm shitaced.


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2005-11-12 21:29 [#01776726]
Points: 2838 Status: Lurker



Mmm, video, nice. Hi-tech. I wonder if we also have such
tests nowadays or do they save poor citizens the torment of
using a computer. I took my test 6 years ago, I have no idea
how it works now.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-11-12 22:02 [#01776735]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



a better more realistic test would be to get you to reach
into the glove compartment to fetch a cassette and then
play it whilst doing 40 going around a roundabout.


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2005-11-12 22:05 [#01776737]
Points: 7483 Status: Lurker



What do you want to hear?


 


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