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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-11-12 10:22 [#01776298]
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I wasn't meant to date. Same thing that always happens, I
feel incredibly awkward, it's difficult for me to talk,
harder to think of questions, it's just like a job
interview. And Im still a virgin.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2005-11-12 10:22 [#01776300]
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fav+


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-11-12 10:27 [#01776303]
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get a prost


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-11-12 10:29 [#01776305]
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bang one out


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-11-12 10:31 [#01776306]
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bang a hoe'


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-11-12 10:31 [#01776307]
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take some dxm


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-11-12 10:33 [#01776308]
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I am an existancialiste, I can not bang a hoe'


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-11-12 10:33 [#01776309]
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chop your peenis off


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-11-12 10:34 [#01776310]
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so what?


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-11-12 10:34 [#01776312]
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be more emo


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-11-12 10:37 [#01776314]
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Im not EMO, I am cold an distanced


 

offline rasec from mty (Mexico) on 2005-11-12 10:38 [#01776316]
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don't give up untiL you fuck one


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-11-12 10:39 [#01776318]
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Im getting fat already....


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-11-12 10:39 [#01776319]
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filth


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-11-12 10:40 [#01776321]
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emo

sniggers


 

offline OK on 2005-11-12 10:54 [#01776328]
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don't date then. dating is just a ritual. make friends


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-11-12 10:54 [#01776329]
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XLTronic.com: Blog


 

offline osiris from Canterbury on 2005-11-12 11:17 [#01776358]
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stab a cat.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-11-12 11:29 [#01776372]
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hahahahahahaha!


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2005-11-12 12:01 [#01776399]
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google David deAngelo

and the rest is up to you



 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-12 12:41 [#01776440]
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the best thing you can do is unplug your computer and leave
it that way.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-11-12 12:50 [#01776445]
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wana cyber?


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-11-12 12:55 [#01776447]
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i'm watching tv with my right eye and reading xlt with the
left one. plus drinking coffee and listening to soldiers
dying in the film. i'm sitting on a chair and it's dark
outside the window.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-11-12 16:22 [#01776530]
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picx plxz


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-11-12 16:44 [#01776540]
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You have exits North, West and South. The floor seems dusty
as though it is covering something.


 

offline uviol from United States on 2005-11-12 16:45 [#01776542]
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So you're a virgin and being around women is a chore. So
what? Don't hang around them. Or, if you do, just be
yourself. Let there be huge awkward silences, let there be
tense moments when she thinks you're a freak. All the
better, we need freaks in this world of carbon copies.
You're not an inferior human being because you aren't going
around fucking bitches and asserting your machismo. Be
proud Monoid.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-11-12 16:46 [#01776544]
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shhh.. don't give him ideas.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-11-12 16:49 [#01776547]
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Makes joke about being virgin.

Follows up with serious advice about getting out more.

Wishes for the best.

Secretly hopes you die.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-11-12 16:51 [#01776548]
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Genuine LOLs at both Drunken Mastah and Ecnadniarb's follow
ups to Obara's post.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-11-12 16:51 [#01776550]
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I publically and openly hope Monoid dies. Preferably by
being knocked unconscious and then being raped by three of
the most beautiful woman in the world before having his
throat knifed 45 times without ever regaining consciousness.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-11-12 16:59 [#01776555]
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Me too, Monoid, I've given up for several months already and
I feel good about it. I hope you didn't want to act like
this to be original though, because it's not.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-11-12 17:00 [#01776556]
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Hahaha, that's harsh :D


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-11-12 17:00 [#01776559]
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but true.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-12 17:03 [#01776561]
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yeah,maybe drop the stabbing down to 42


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-12 17:04 [#01776563]
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"it's difficult for me to talk, harder to think of
questions"

that's the easy part..


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-12 17:06 [#01776568]
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very good advice.

there's more to this life than that. Videogames and music,
for example.


 

offline knobfollower from United States on 2005-11-12 18:36 [#01776651]
Points: 25 Status: Lurker | Followup to Monoid: #01776298



You're such a fucking loser. My 5+ years lurking on this
fucking hell hole and I've yet to put my 2 cents in about
you, mainly because:

A: You're a troll
B: You're too shitty and pathetic to be a troll
C: Definately not a funny troll (if you are a troll)... you
troll.

Even that loudmouthed boisterous wop weatheredstoner got
fucking laid in his short time posting here along with that
skinny half-goth 'whatshisface', i forget. Rephlex,
junktion, no... anyways

Fucking kill yourself because chances are you've masturbated
your dick-nerves into oblivion so even if you got a girl you
wouldn't be able to cum.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-12 18:39 [#01776653]
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you're being a bit harsh there, don't you think? monoid adds
to this place, and he is usually nice to people, so people
should be nice to him as well i reckon.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-11-12 18:48 [#01776656]
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this exact thread has been done 84 times before. one was
started by weatherdstoner and the other 83 were by monoid.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-12 18:49 [#01776658]
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there's been 763 topics about tch but i don't see you
complain.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2005-11-12 19:23 [#01776669]
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i think love is the ultimate drug if you find the right one


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-11-13 12:30 [#01777049]
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i'm standing up and walking towards the window.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-11-13 12:43 [#01777061]
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good idea. they arre shit.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-11-13 14:11 [#01777117]
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what.

what does he add.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-11-14 02:55 [#01777330]
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do more dxm.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-14 03:10 [#01777332]
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bonbons.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2005-11-14 04:13 [#01777357]
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fart


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-11-14 04:18 [#01777360]
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Women are great and they love my cock.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-14 04:20 [#01777364]
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isn't that a bit superficial?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-11-14 04:22 [#01777367]
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Possibly, but there's nothing better than watching your
chick come for like the fourth time and you're still
pounding away. Fair boosts your self confidence.


 


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