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Did you know? Ants make up 1/10 of the total world animal tissue An ant can survive for up to two days underwater. The animal with the largest brain in proportion to its size is the ant. Ants dont sleep. Thanx teepo (apparently noone can be sure since they don't have eyelids, they also have no need for sleep) Ants taste like sweet tarts. (from experience..) |
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ants don't taste like sweet tarts, one cralled on my lip once. it tasted like pencil lead |
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I think whoever wrote that originally taped an ant to a sweet tart and ate it, later claiming the ant to be the object which tasted like a sweet tart. That would be the most likely explanation. |
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idunno, are we talking about fire ants or just regular acid ants? or those invisible ants that live in africa and eat birds 'cause they tast like chicken to me |
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And since ant facts suck: Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. The gases emitted from a banana or an apple can help an orange ripen. (Not sure which fruits are concerned). Adolph Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only 1, and i repeat, ONE, testicle. Al Gore and Tommy Lee Jones were once roommates. Australia is a major exporter of camels Australia has no native monkeys. (in the wild) |
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wait, why would you know what pencil lead tastes like? |
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wow, so we went from the uniballer to the unibomber then eh? yeah i know it's not funny but i won't bother checking the additional posts so i'll never have to listen to any of you bitch about it so there |
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maybe the massive ant collective brain is really our masters, but we do not realize it.... nah i accidently at a donut with some ants on it, and they had a very strong taste, a taste that did not make me want to eat more ants.... chimps eat ants so i might be wrong |
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come on, you never chewed on a pencil before? |
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Not all the way through, plus pencil's have graphite in them, not lead, so even if you sucked on the tip of a pencil, you wouldn't know what lead tastes like. you've got some explaining to do and no mistake. |
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yeah but he said pencil lead so he must mean he was chewing on a poisonous substance used for writing and drawing in some third world area (like new york) and that he enjoyed the taste... yeah |
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Did you know? Without Ophecks around to control messageboard society and strike fear into the hearts of spammers everywhere, messageboard society collapses into spammy topics of ''facts''! Simmer down, boys. |
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oooh.. ophecks exercising his power as wizard... *sarcasm* we're REAL scared ophecks.. what r u gonna do, huh?! turn me into a frog?!? huh!? go ahead! i dare y- *gets turned into frog* ...d'oh! i shouldn't have provoked him.. |
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Ophecks would never turn me into a frog... not if he knows what's good for him... |
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i fucked an ant he didnt scream after 2 initial thrusts |
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When I was a child I watched a cartoon called "Atom, the atomic ant" |
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adam ant 80s newromantic legend went a bit loopy recently and pulled a gun on somebody and now hes in an asylum! |
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Pop star Adam Ant sectioned Adam Ant is set to headline an 80s nostalgia tour Former pop idol Adam Ant has been detained under the Mental Health Act after being arrested for a second time in two days. But reports that the singer phoned a newspaper complaining of a conspiracy and being attacked by police have been denied. The Sun newspaper claimed the singer telephoned its newsdesk ranting he had been "abducted by police again." It also wrote Adam Ant continued by saying "they've attacked me again". But a statement on his official website denied he had been improperly treated. On Monday evening police found the 47-year-old singer in the Camden Town area of north London after calls from the public regarding concerns for his safety. He was taken to the nearby Royal Free Hospital and "sectioned" - legally confined - under the 1983 Mental Health Act. The 1980s pop star had already been arrested on Saturday night after allegedly pulling out a gun in a pub. 'Safety' The performer, whose real name is Stuart Goddard, was bailed to appear at Highbury Magistrates Court on Friday. The singer is currently held at the Royal Free Hospital After Monday's incident the Metropolitan Police issued this statement: "Police were called at 7.15pm on Monday regarding concerns for the safety of a 47-year-old man. "Police from Camden located him in the Camden Lock area and took him to the Royal Free Hospital. "He has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act." |
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I've got pet Ants....Was going to get some LeafCutter ants but they are pretty expensive to buy (you have to go thru the route of talking to the people who supply zoos & museums..) so just got some from my old back garden... Not quite as cool but a lot cheaper... 2 nests inside an old indoor garden/vivevarium....There are of 2 different UK specis so I was kinda expecting one to knock out the other but they both seem to thriving... And my other half doesn't seem to mind... |
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What's wrong with this topic Ophecks? I found it a mildly amusing start to my day, and perfectly harmless. I seem to remember you starting a topic about height and penis size not long ago!? |
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i am working on my new topic...is about my theory of why we fucking have hair inside our nose... |
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Well... this may sound a bit odd, but my Cockateil nibbles my ear hair while sitting on my shoulder, so... i kind of thought i might try and teach him to trim my nose hair, you know, make himself useful...! |
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Nothing wrong with topics like this, I LOVE craziness like this. But Aktium was Akting up (get it? YUKYUK) earlier and spamming the board with dumb topics with ''facts''. So I killed him. |
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