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wizards teeth on 2001-05-29 13:09 [#00007444] | |||||||||
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I would like to use this as an opportunity to thank every member of the Peruvian Women's Darts team for baking me a lovely cake yesterday. There was only one problem, I do not like sponge cakes, I will only eat those cakes laden with spark plugs and false teeth. My friend dissipated and then his mother blamed me for the loss of his "Donkey Microphones". I don't believe Children should be forced to play sports at school, most "grass-based" sports encourage cruelty to kitchen utensils and I don't like soap. When I was born I was gifted with Gills and hands that have photographs of Henry Kelly and a referees whistle on them. Vaseline makes my laugh, it is the medical equivalent to lard, and David Hasslehoff uses it to induce Wool hat growth in his shoulder ducts ! When my Porcelain wrist shatters and thirty Elvis wigs are purchased in Kent, all of my pet snakes shall remove their trousers and poke fun at some second hand office furniture because my aunty is a rhombus and my dad is slightly tartan. |
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AND!!!!!!! how can madness like this go unmissed or unrecorded!!! CLASSIC |
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Those days were great. All we have now is the baron. |
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hahaha... thank you phiz for brining this classic post into the light again. |
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Darth manchu: the wizzards still around, i don't know, he just seems to have chilled a bit, although, his link is here recently for his latest projects!!! try to find it, tough though, there's shitloads of threads to wade through. wow, alot of thr's and th's there, getting tongue tied not even speaking. |
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alas. We need more insanity on this board. Too serious gawd dammit. |
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wizards teeth is the fucking man. he used to post the funniest shit! |
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