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offline Rostasky from United States on 2005-10-10 19:47 [#01746361]
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I really don't like music reviews. I don't think that
music reviewers should ever give reviews, as a reviewer of
low-ranked music obviously doesn't understand that music.

For instance:

At barcode magazine, they gave untilted a 3.something and
they gave basement jaxx a 8.something for where's your head
at. I am not saying that one is better than the other, but
this reviewer obviously doesn't get untilted. I would
personally rank where's your head at lower than untilted, as
that music I don't understand as much.

The same reason this reviewer should not review untilted is
the same reason I should not review country music.

I think, at most, a reviewer should describe what the music
sounds like and MAYBE compare it to similar works (if any
are available, for instance, incunabula and amber are
probably similar enough in style to compare them). Though
comparing it to similar stuff walks a fuzzy line which
should be avoided.

It all seems like a way for the reviewer to exert their ego
through their superior musical taste.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-10-10 19:49 [#01746363]
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I hate reviews


 

offline nacmat on 2005-10-10 19:52 [#01746364]
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I like reviews... cos they talk about music... I just dont
give them any credit... simply read them when I am bored


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2005-10-10 19:54 [#01746365]
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Sometimes, I get the review stuck in the back of my head
when I listen to the album, and I think it makes it somewhat
less enjoyable. Especially if its a bad one.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-10 19:58 [#01746367]
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I dont read reviews at all. I dont mind writing down my
thoughts for peers though. But i take reviews with a grain
of salt if i actually do read them.

But i dont let people decide anything for me and could care
less what someone thinks about music.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-10-10 19:59 [#01746368]
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yes, i agree. i know what you're saying. fuck my vowel
keys are broken.

sometimes reviews are useful... like if i were to ask a
tolstoyed for example, he's someone who could tell me
something interesting or rate an album and he'd be correct.
but i agree, reviewers who don't know the subject they're
writing about are painfll obvious and total scm. especally
pitchfork.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-10-10 20:12 [#01746373]
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pitchfork drives me nuts. it seems like random bullshit hey
wrote for their crrent clleg paper and they just insert bits
of it into their reviews. lke, here's m idea of a pitchfork
review (i will use the internet and copy/paste to tell this
joke to you):

Autechre - Untilted CD - 1 and 1/2 stars

The morning sun warmed the air that April day. It was
Thursday around nine a.m. when I arrived at the Shelter
Insurance building. I looked around Kathy's office noticing
her diploma from the University of Oklahoma and a couple of
certificates for the insurance company hanging on the wall.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing
ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch
breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat
retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I
write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

The accident had happened only two days before when. An 82
year old man made a left turn in front of a high school
student who had a new Mustang. Kathy said, "This case
appears to be clear as to who is at fault, but if the
student was speeding he could be held partly at fault." The
police report stated that the Mustang laid 47 feet of tire
marks, 40 of which were before impact and 7 after impact.
The police report noted that the older man received a ticket
and the student did not. It was clear to me that the older
man was at fault. Kathy was still not certain the student
was not speeding.

No as i said "Im Tim Shaw selling the Tasaki Meat knife from
Japan". Jess began to say something when the man interuppted
saying "but wait theres more, like this fabulous fruit
peeler, which also has functions for cutting carrots,
mashing potatos, scrambling eggs and more!" Sal and Jess
looked at each other and began to laugh and laugh and laugh!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-10 20:23 [#01746384]
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I like that you used goran for this. Sometimes i ask him to
recommend me something because i know his taste is great.

Most music reviewers just seem to want to exercise their new
found vocab


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-10-10 20:36 [#01746394]
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yes, right.

anyway, i think it's time to change my avatar for boctober
month. i need something a little more festive. what do you
think? should i use my reserve avatar now?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-10 20:37 [#01746395]
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:O

whoa! You've had this one for so long!

Change is always good!


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-10-10 20:39 [#01746396]
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not that long... i've had several similiarly-styled avatars
this year, maybe they blended together? :) ok, let me try
and find it...


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-10-10 20:45 [#01746398]
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<---

haha.. it's really ugly! but look at the t-shirt. it's a
winner. happy halloween, panda!!!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-10 20:46 [#01746400]
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ace! I like the color scheme!


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-10-10 20:53 [#01746402]
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it's a zombie wearing a Ministry t-shirt


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-10-10 20:54 [#01746403]
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thanks! :D


 

offline Seracelsus on 2005-10-10 23:53 [#01746471]
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i think a lot of them are annoying and way too
autobiographical, but i also think it's interesting to think
and argue about why a piece of music is good or bad. the
goal should be to find new ways to appreciate more music and
good reasons for loving the music you love, but it does take
some fighting and discussing to get there, and there do seem
to be a lot of people with too narrow a mind. i think it all
depends on what basic value scheme the person is writing
from. some people love poet musician lyricists, some love
studio wizards, some love beathunters and party music ... so
i try to go to an appropriate source for the music reviews i
read, for whatever type of music i want to read about.


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2005-10-11 06:58 [#01746585]
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The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem
to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And
very shortly you discover that there is no reason.
John Cage



 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2005-10-11 06:59 [#01746586]
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Yes, I did just fucking quote John Cage, bitch!


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2005-10-11 07:01 [#01746587]
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i remember someone saying that critics are people who tried
to be writers, musicians, artists and they were no good at
it, so they got a job picking apart the works of others.

don't remember who said it though...


 

offline conner_bw from Montreal, QC, Canada (Canada) on 2005-10-11 11:19 [#01746802]
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Reviewers walk the thin line between a job paid by
advertising revenue and contemporary criticism.

Good reviews are usually reserved for up and coming threats
to the status quo (these are future sponsors) or record
labels that pay the bills by advertising in said
publications (or supplying free guest-list and drugs at a
gig).

This is the result of our world economy and I think the end
result is culturally relevant. Reviewers are on point and
say what they mean within the confines of their livelihood.
Very bold.

This "meaning" can be inferred by said reviewers friendship
with the artist, belief in the artist, experience with the
artist, and rent money.


 

offline tobacco on 2005-10-11 11:43 [#01746844]
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conner_bw,
i second that



 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-10-11 12:36 [#01746890]
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I don't read ANY ''professional'' reviews anymore, I pretty
much get 100 percent of my recommendations and second
opinions from messageboards and people I trust. And even
then I don't really take their ''ratings'' particularly
seriously, just their descriptions.

Not that I think there's anything wrong with pro reviews.


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2006-11-16 09:55 [#02003175]
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Regarding the top post in this thread. What you mean to say
is, as long as we agree with your point of view then we
understand electronic music, and the minute we don’t agree
with your point of view we don’t understand electronic
music.

You say that we gave Basement Jaxx 8/10 and Autechre 3/10,
and then indicate that our opinion is flawed on this basis.
First, both artists represent completely different genres of
electronic music, so to make any comparison between how the
two are rated is nonsensical. Second, even if you were
right, why is your opinion any more valid than ours?

If you actually try reading the Autechre review objectively,
and not just getting angry because we didn’t like
something that you like, you might discover, but not
necessarily agree, that we give quite valid reasons as to
why we did not like it. Basically, we often find Autechre
pretentious and are questioning if there is anything to
understand behind their art at all. That in itself
demonstrates a willingness to understand the derivation of
their music.

One thing is for sure, there is NO advertising on Barcode
and NOBODY tells us what to write or feature – so you can
be sure that any review you read is as unbiased as our
subconscious allows.

We do also make a great effort to DESCRIBE the music, so
readers can get some idea of its content. Perhaps if you had
read more site content you would have realised this
immediately, but you obviously didn’t bother.

BARCODE



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-11-16 10:03 [#02003176]
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"we often find Autechre pretentious and are questioning if
there is anything to understand behind their art at all."

you shouldn't write reviews of stuff you're not sure about
then maybe. or try and make it sound neutral. or even
publish two different reviews, though that isn't always
possible. i mean, you could say it totally blows if you
liked their early art for example..but in that case you
would probably find that they evolved greatly with untilted.
it's always good not to write about albums you don't really
know. imo.


 

offline staz on 2006-11-16 10:06 [#02003179]
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objective reviews don't exist, get a grip.


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2006-11-16 10:20 [#02003187]
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To say the music has evolved greatly is a pointless remark -
every piece of music an artist creates is an evolution from
a previous piece of work - or an evolution of someone else's
work that has infiltrated their subconscious. Sometimes the
experience is positive, sometimes negative - depending
entirely on how you observe the evolution. In our opinion,
it hasn't evolved, in your opinion it has. Somehow you are
implying you understand the evolution behind Autechre's
music better than we do, based on what? Your opinion? Just
because you have listened to 10 of their albums does not
mean you necessarily understand their music better than
somebody who has heard one song! So really you are not
moving anywhere with this.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-16 10:25 [#02003192]
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calling music "pretentious" always baffles me.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-16 10:28 [#02003193]
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I agree with your original post completely. When I read most
reviews it seems like the reviewer is just trying to be
clever, rather then tell me anything about the bloody music.
Reviews should be more helpful and descriptive (not as in
"it sounds like a twitching robot fucking a diamond table"
descriptive, I mean useful descriptions and comparisons.)
IMO.


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2006-11-16 10:29 [#02003194]
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Yeah, I understand the dichotomy. But usually I think what
it implies in this context is that they artist is trying too
hard to achieve a certain goal; therefore the music is not
naturally/creatively induced.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-11-16 10:30 [#02003195]
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you said you often question if there's anything behind their
art. in that case why do you still bother listening to their
music? because they're a hyped band and you need to write
about their work because other people/reviewers think it's
relevant? i mean, if i found something empty and meaningless
i wouldn't write about it.

to me personally untilted is on a new level, but ofcourse
that's my subjective opinion.

and ofcourse, you don't need to hear all their work to judge
on a new album, but then you can't really judge whether it
has evolved or not. autechre is unique and there's no
reference you could compare their work too. you can see what
they're doing if you know a lot about electronic music..that
is if music alone does nothing for you.


 

offline RussellDust on 2006-11-16 10:33 [#02003198]
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it is a bit baffling, and usualy it's the reviewer who
somehow magically becomes pretentious by saying such a
thing.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-11-16 10:34 [#02003199]
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radiohead ARE pretentious though.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2006-11-16 10:34 [#02003200]
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"I must confess that I have never really figured out the
attraction of Autechre, and I’m not sure there really is
anything to figure out"

WTF


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2006-11-16 10:35 [#02003201]
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I bother listening because you never know when an artists
music will change - and also because it's sent to me.

One minute you say they're evolving, the next you're telling
me not to bother listening to their music because it won't
evolve or it's not necessary because you don't have to hear
their past to make a judgment.

You don't have to know anything about electronic music to
see what Autechre are doing. Again, this implies that you
think you know more about electronic music than another
simply because you've heard more of it. But maybe you never
understood it in the first place.


 

offline RussellDust on 2006-11-16 10:36 [#02003202]
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the pretence needed to be those guys is just too much


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-16 10:37 [#02003203]
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does there have to be anything behind the art, and if there
is, how the fuck do you suggest you "grasp" it without it
being explicitly there? you get what you get.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-11-16 10:38 [#02003205]
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how can you judge music if you heard just part of it?

and i said nothing like what you're implying there..you
twisted everything i said.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-16 10:38 [#02003206]
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that wasn't supposed to follow qrter but rather the other
guy


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2006-11-16 10:39 [#02003207]
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Here's another email I got regarding the review:

Thank you!

Finally someone who sees Autechre's music for what it
really is... less than mediocre!!

I have never understood the attraction of Autechre??
I think you hit the nail on the head when you
mentioned their introduction to the music world
"...were just in the right place at the right time..."

If they came out 'now' as brand new artists - fucking
'bye, bye!' - No one would ever know they came and
went.

Your review put into words (so perfectly I might add)
everything I have always thought and felt about
Autechre... great writing!!

mike





 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-11-16 10:40 [#02003208]
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:)


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-11-16 10:40 [#02003209]
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I've never heard of Barcode magazine. Do they have giveaways
and competitions?


 

offline RussellDust on 2006-11-16 10:42 [#02003210]
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thanx i can stop trying to work it out, though it sort of
nearly could in a way.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-16 10:43 [#02003211]
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in other words, using any "meaning" you were
expecting to be somewhere and that you aren't able to
find as an "objective reason" for discrediting art is
pretentious (in the sense that you in this pretension
portray yourself as one who would be able to grasp any such
meaning if the meaning was there).


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-11-16 10:43 [#02003212]
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Jesus fuck, you champion that spiel as being somehow "a
voice of reason". If they came out now... what hypothetical
nonsense, the "now" of electronic music would be different
if they hadn't come out "then" as they have played an
influential role, whether you like them or not, so it's..
impossible to speculate about. You've no more right to run a
music fanzine than take charge of my socks.


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2006-11-16 10:46 [#02003213]
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I didn't champion anything. I just threw you a bone and you
reacted rather aggressively, which explains a lot.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-11-16 10:47 [#02003215]
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Because I fucking hate you, that's why. Put your bone away,
it's ghastly.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-16 10:48 [#02003217]
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is this Mike guy from Detroit?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-11-16 10:49 [#02003218]
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what sort of music does barcode mag writes about?


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2006-11-16 10:49 [#02003219]
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I've no idea.


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2006-11-16 10:50 [#02003220]
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Above is meant for Drunken Mastah.

Barcode critiques releases from numerous electronic music
genres and interviews artists.


 


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