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Apologies to any Australians out there, I know a few and they aren't as this website would suggest. I am interested in religion and as a result stumble across some pretty weird sites from time to time. Check this out, "The only performance reducing drug that you should consider taking is alcohol, since it is socially acceptable or even obligatory. Since alcohol is a performance reducing drug, you need to try and drink as little as possible, without appearing to be a dag and giving offence. Excessive use of alcohol is hardly a pitfall for Australians these days, as most people know that alcoholics are incapacitated for most of any given day. In arctic or sub-arctic parts of the world, such as Scotland, Scandinavia and Russia, it gets so cold that alcohol acts as a performance enhancing drug." One would hope that anyone this self-righteous would at least be correct. They don't seem to know that alcohol actually makes you colder and hence is far worse in places such as Russia and Scotland. Besides I didn't think australians really called people "Dags". Here's another extract: "It is very much against mainstream custom to swear. Moreover, if you swear, people will discriminate against you. People are quite justified in discriminating against people who behave in a "politically correct" manner. They are justified in discriminating against homosexuals, and they are justified in discriminating against people who swear. Swearing is not the worst crime in the world, but you should avoid doing it so as not to be discriminated against. Only use bad language when you are alone with your girlfriend or boyfriend and want to get them "turned on"." Judging by the last sentence swearing is a highly intimate act :) Finally here's a look at pornography (not literally): "People who possess pornography are likely to end up wankers. Other people will know that they are through many subtle signs, some of which are permanent and can only be removed by cosmetic surgery. This will ruin their general pr |
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The rest of my message got cut off, but here's the URL it came from, go knock yourself out ;) http://www.students.org.au/avoid/messup/#goal1 |
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I can't believe no-one else found this funny :( perhaps it was too long a post... |
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