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uzim
on 2005-09-25 07:05 [#01733553]
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yeah... probably. that, or:
"by the way honey, i don't remember if i told you or not... i have aids... but it's okay, you are wearing a condom, aren't you?"
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2005-09-25 07:05 [#01733555]
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Yeah, it's a thin line though, if you take it too far that puke-bile can really sting a guy.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-09-25 07:12 [#01733557]
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It's highly annoying when that happens.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-09-25 12:25 [#01733772]
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wow, 53 posts later and it couldn't be more obvious that no one here has regular sex.
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-25 12:30 [#01733775]
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im a virgin
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-09-25 12:32 [#01733776]
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"splushh* sound of it going inn
sluh sluh sluh sluh sluh sluh *SLAP* sluh
huff huff huff huff aaaassshh hyeah do that bitch yeah do that shit
sluh sluh sluh *slap * pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat patpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpat UUUUUUUUNNNNNNNGGGG
OOOOOOOOOOOSHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, DAMN
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-09-25 12:33 [#01733778]
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AAAARGGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
slump slump slump slump slump slump slump slump pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat hUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHh AAAAAAAAAAH OH SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAH OH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAH SLUMP SLUMP HURRRRRR
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-09-25 12:33 [#01733780]
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DONG DONG DONG DUSHHHH, AAAH SPLONK
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-09-25 12:44 [#01733782]
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that makes two of us...unless oral sex counts
it's still a type of sex, right? o_O
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SValx
from United Kingdom on 2005-09-25 13:35 [#01733816]
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noisy sex is infintely better.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2005-09-25 23:12 [#01734035]
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i'm a bit partial to the sound of balls clapping on an ass
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corticalstim
from Canada on 2005-09-26 06:17 [#01734175]
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trying to get to the second page of this thread gets me to this
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2005-09-26 08:59 [#01734245]
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well, at least I'm not the only one who's been getting that problem.
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KEYFUMBLER
from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-09-26 09:25 [#01734257]
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alan partridge said it best:
"let battle commence"
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colani
from Retarded (France) on 2005-09-26 09:57 [#01734266]
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I like my partner doing sex sounds.
Like "this one", "this one" and "this one"
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yann_g
from now on 2005-09-26 11:21 [#01734323]
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me caliente mucho en español but i wouldn't like it in my language. (i'm going out with an argentinian girl who says dirty things when we make love :)
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hAnkyPhexTwin
from Tucson, Arizona (United States) on 2005-09-26 12:29 [#01734370]
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i like my ass to deliver splendid clapping noise as i whistle from the cavity infesting the center of it
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