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One time phobia was hustling to class and he tripped going up the stairs, spilling important documents everywhere. Me and Richard James Laughed real hard and then squarepusher peed his pants because he was laughing so hard. |
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I was sick that day. |
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Another time when we were in the lunch room, Aleksi Perala was laughing real hard. I asked him why and he informed me that he put a laxitive in Sine707's beverage. He pointed to the only bathroom that was around and sine was at the end of the line struggling to keep it all in! :D |
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tell richard I said hi |
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Richard says "wheat" |
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Mike P. got busted smoking behind the careers building. |
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squarepusher pushed me into a locker and called me a square. i didn't like highscool much. |
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Do you remember the time that squarepusher gave you his credit card to go buy drinks for that warp party and you dropped it. I found out that Mike P found it and ordered a bunch of records pressed at tom's expense. Tom was so mad that he threatened to tell everyone that it was really him that made lunatic harness and not mike. Mike started crying real hard and gave tom a check. At the same time squarepusher peed his pants because he was laughing so hard. |
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once, cylob laughed ever so hard. in class. |
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Moral of the story: Mike is a cry baby and Tom has bladder control problems. |
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haaha! I remember hearing about that. I heard he got kicked out for it so he threw a running blender at the principal. I guess he got suspended for 4 days. In that amount of time he wrote cylobian sunset. |
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Your like school in the summer...no class. |
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tunemx was the first one in our class to get reebok pumps. |
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i had the shoes with the zipper on the side first. |
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once, in class, i tried to take a picture of one of the girls. and then i asked squarepusher like "do you mind if i take some pictures of the girls in my class" and he was like "no" and then when i tried to take a picture of the girls he got all putting his hands infront of the camera and going "NOOOOOOO!!!!" |
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they were his Birds |
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why is this thread's topic "hat"? just wondering. |
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One time in science class Mark Bell was in the front telling a joke to the class because the teacher was late. During the joke Richard let a horrible fart occur and it made mira calix puke. As usual Squarepusher laughed so hard that his frail little bladder nearly erupted and he peed his pants which of course made Mike cry. It was a classic moment |
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Reading the first post i thought this would pan out like a Who dunnit mystery. |
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not with a crowd like this |
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Do I care, now there's a mystery? ;) answer:...yes. |
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Mrs. Graham was a bitch. |
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I was once in a hilarious situation with some IDM stars |
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aaron funk stole my lunch money :( |
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I saw Aphex Twin push an annoying fan to the floor while he was busy concentrating on the SNES game at electrowerks |
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I stole your dinner money, yea even the one hidden in your sock :0 |
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I saw Rod Stewart (I think) in Happy Shopper |
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bump!@ |
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tell richard I said hi |
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update your msn |
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I do not use MSN. I use COMPUTER! |
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One time I was in logic class and we were all doing set theory. The teacher said something about an empty set, and Richard piped up and said John Cage already did that. Squarepusher laughed so hard that he peed and of course this distraught Mike so much that he cried. |
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A couple of years ago we were doing wind sprints and me and richard dipped out of class. We caught Tom smoking cigs in the bathroom. Rich told him to smoke hash instead. Tom got so high that Mike peed his pants. Richard actually made a whole album about it (spoken word) and the cover art was Mike with a wet stain on his pants where his peter is. Tom LOL'd so darn hard that he once again peed his pants. 5 Minutes later Peter Green gave Mike Dred the "rock bottom" |
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I remember this one time when virginpusher was shooting little pellets of snot he would take snot out of his nose (his own nose LOL) and roll it into a kind of pellet and shoot it at Rob out of Autechre only we thought his name was Ron out of Autechre because we misheard at the beginning of the year because when the names were read out Mira Calix went funny (remember the face she pulled LOL) and barfed all over Mike Paradinas who then barfed over Sam Horsefactory who then hit Tom Jenkinson squarely in the face and we all laughed so we couldn't hear that Rob out of Autechre is really called Ron out of Autechre or the other way round I can never remember LOL it's like when Mark Bell said his name and we misheard and we thought he said his name was Mark Brelle and we all were like WTF/LOL!? did he say Mark Brelle!? and then Richard D. James said yeh LOL is he like the brother of Jacques Brelle and that was when we started to think Richard might actually be GAY but we didn't say so. um. anyway we were laughing at virginpushers snot pellets LOL and then suddenly vlari turned round and said did you guys just fart LOL and we said we didn't smell anything and vlari said no LOL but I really heard like a low grumbling fart and then we discovered that it was Richard Devine who was laughing LOL |
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Yeah Devine's laugh does sound like a low rumbling fart. I don't know why Mira barfs all the time. She should really get that checked out. Nothing can be done for Tom's bladder though i am afraid |
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Richard D. James killed me once. |
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send painting |
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oh oh and remember that one time when we were supposed to do some class bicycle picnic and some of us got lost and mark bell was all shaky like "are we lost? are we? are we?" and squarepusher was like "NooOOO" cause he had been clever enough to make a loooong stain with his bicycle water flask all the way from school so we wouldnt get lost, or atleast thats what he claimed |
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Richard told me to post this for you because he cannot attach pictures on his account |
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who was it that said "we'll have to camp here now and eat Mark Bell to survive" and Mark Bell hit the guy? it wasn't me, I was saying "streaming rivers streaming rivers" to Mike Paradinas because he was holding in his pee because he was afraid something would jump up from out of the leaves and chew off his todger. that had happened to one of the Boards of Canada lads, he said. |
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That was me because me and Tom were talking about the movie crash. Mark paniced and punched me just to the left of my nose and square under the eye. I think he was mad at me because he knows I am a better cook and i wouldnt shut up about it all day. It was classic because Tom kept telling me to put Aloe Vera on my eye to reduce swelling and then Phobia yelled "its FOR BURRRRRRRRRNS" out of nowhere. classic phobia! |
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fancx! |
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Not crash.... alive. I meant alive. Crash is supposedly Tom's favorite movie. Although Mark Bell will tell you that Tom cant stop watching old episodes of newheart. |
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Tom once dressed up as Braveheart and that was when we started to think Tom might actually be GAY but we didn't say so. |
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I CANT BELIEVE YOU POSTED THAT!!! HE NEVER KNEW WE THOUGHT THAT> ok sorry. i never once thought tom was gay. i only thought that twice. because i saw him caress sean's face lovingly once |
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yeah that was probably luke vibert. i dont know what his deal is with camping and eating mark bell. like if he meets mark bell in the school cafeteria, what would happen?!?! stockhausen was creepy though, that time. remember, he was teaching some sort of quantum physics bullshit. he insisted on having cylob teach him how to use the dx-7 and then he painted it brown and glued sweets onto it, cylob was like WTFF!?!? |
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Ron said he said "I like your features"!!!! |
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and then stockhausen said something murky in german and i SWEAR TO GOD HE SOUNDED LIKE A ROBOT. |
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hahaah! Yeah Cylob was so mad. Couldnt calm him down for hours and then in the end he chugged like 8 gallons of chocolate milk and the proceded to vomit. Snares made an album of it "winter in the belly of a snake" Because Snake was cylobs nickname. |
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yeah i remember that. ron and jean were all funny that day. giggly sort of. |
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